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The Ringer (2005)
Johny Knoxville stars in the most horribly written piece of garbage released in 2005.
Wow! I was actually struck dumb at several points throughout this film, so bewildered was I that something this awful could even get made, let alone distributed. By far the worst movie I have seen since Little Nicky. Filled with horribly uncomfortable, wildly implausible moments, completely lacking in any character worth rooting for, and with a plot whose sole purpose seemed to be to set up the longest one-joke movie since the dark days of the Saturday Night Live "one sort-of funny 3 minute sketch will make a great 90 minute movie!" era. Every person involved in the making, marketing, and distribution of this film should be ashamed of themselves.
Pure Luck (1991)
Have low expectations going in, and you'll probably enjoy it.
Okay, not the greatest movie ever made. But a 4! A 3! It wasn't that bad ... You should know going in that, seeing as how it's starring Martin Short, there's a good possibility it won't be great. So keep those expectations low and you'll enjoy a half-decent (if you're in to slapstick) comedy. Uhm ... Minimum of ten lines, really? There just isn't that much to say about this movie. Danny Glover plays a cop, so that must have been a real stretch for him. Martin Short plays a hapless idiot. Bit of typecasting going on, I guess. I'd include a plot summary but I'm lazy, and someone else has already done it anyway. Wow, I never would have gotten into this 'comment' thing in the first place if I'd noticed there was a 10 line minimum. Doo dee doo, bloop de bloo. Anyone finding my comments interesting? Helpful? Probably not, eh? Ooh, that did it. Ten lines! Yeah! See ya.