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Vaush (2019)
A Critique of Vaush
Vaush rad.
The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is a domesticated, one-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today. Humans began domesticating horses around 4000 BC, and their domestication is believed to have been widespread by 3000 BC. Horses in the subspecies caballus are domesticated, although some domesticated populations live in the wild as feral horses. These feral populations are not true wild horses, as this term is used to describe horses that have never been domesticated. There is an extensive, specialized vocabulary used to describe equine-related concepts, covering everything from anatomy to life stages, size, colors, markings, breeds, locomotion and behavior.
Horses are adapted to run, allowing them to quickly escape predators, and possess an excellent sense of balance and a strong fight-or-flight response. Related to this need to flee from predators in the wild is an unusual trait: horses are able to sleep both standing up and lying down, with younger horses tending to sleep significantly more than adults. Female horses, called mares, carry their young for approximately 11 months and a young horse, called a foal, can stand and run shortly following birth. Most domesticated horses begin training under a saddle or in a harness between the ages of two and four. They reach full adult development by age five, and have an average lifespan of between 25 and 30 years.
Horse breeds are loosely divided into three categories based on general temperament: spirited "hot bloods" with speed and endurance; "cold bloods", such as draft horses and some ponies, suitable for slow, heavy work; and "warmbloods", developed from crosses between hot bloods and cold bloods, often focusing on creating breeds for specific riding purposes, particularly in Europe. There are more than 300 breeds of horse in the world today, developed for many different uses.
Horses and humans interact in a wide variety of sport competitions and non-competitive recreational pursuits as well as in working activities such as police work, agriculture, entertainment and therapy. Horses were historically used in warfare, from which a wide variety of riding and driving techniques developed, using many different styles of equipment and methods of control. Many products are derived from horses including meat, milk, hide, hair, bone and pharmaceuticals extracted from the urine of pregnant mares. Humans provide domesticated horses with food, water and shelter as well as attention from specialists such as veterinarians and farriers.
Djävligt jagad (1995)
This movie saved my life
Before i saw this cinematic masterpiece my life had no meaning, i was depressed. I saw no meaning in life, but one day a miracle happened. When i was at my lowest my therapist gave the dvd to me and said "I have failed you as a therapist, this is the only thing that can save you now". I must admit i was sceptical at first, but thought i had to watch it. But before i could even put the movie on i heard a knock at the door. I went to open my door and outside stood my landlord, he said i was evicted. I was truly crushed and i had to live on the streets. When i lived on the streets every day a gang of crocodile gangsters would beat the crap out of me. But one day when they tried to rob me of my most prised possesion, my Djävligt Jagad blueray dvd, i went into a primal rage. I delivered a kick to the crocodile gang leader's jaw and it shattered. I was now crocodile king but i got a message that i was late for work and fired, my career at McDonalds was over. I went to my landlords house to demand my apartment back and he said yes, he told me that he was mind controlled by the crocodile king. I gave him a big sloppy kiss and we married. Everyone was at the wedding: Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Magic Michael (Magic Mike for short), Michael Vsauce. But i relised quickly that we were at the wrong party, it was a Michael only party. Me and my husband fled and the horde of michaels. We ran and ran until we hid in a pizzeria. We asked the pizzaman what we should do to defend ourselves from the michaelhorde. He answered that the only way to become immune to the michaels is to be circumcised by pizza cutter. Me and my husband was devastated but we did it anyway. It was a very cute moment. Later we called a taxi and it drove to our real wedding. Our priest was a man that looked like Michael Jordan but he asssured us that his name was Jichael. We got married and during the wedding i played the Djävligt Jagad blue ray dvd, and the second i looked at the glorious title sequence i ascended to the astral plane. I have now gained enlightened and have trancended death. I can now watch this cinematic masterpiece forever. Cool movie 10/10.
Mirakel (2020)
Has its moments
Its kinda cringe the first 5 episodes, then it gets better. Have seen better. The ending was good tho.