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Smile (2022)
Mostly good, not mostly original
While I enjoyed watching this movie, I couldn't help but to make several observations. There's a cat that the protagonist kills, someone is killed by a curse before the title card, and the protagonist dies in the end, witnessed by a supporting male actor. If all of that sounds familiar, it should. This film is a mad libs version of Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell. Don't get me wrong, I love this film. I really do. But what I don't love is when movies take another successful film and only make a few alterations. Maybe these connections weren't intentional, I'm not sure. Either way, this movie is still good and I recommend watching this if you haven't seen the trailer yet.
Alice in Murderland (2010)
THIS IS A WARNING
Do not, under any circumstances, watch this "film."
Alice in Murderland is the worst film I have yet seen. I can go ahead and tell you everything wrong with it.
Right off the bat, the movie cover is completely misleading. It has nothing to do with the actual movie itself. If you're expecting to see a young woman named Alice stuck in a terrifying variation of Wonderland, then prepare to be disappointed. You will instead see Alice and her sorority sisters attending a dumb party.
Next we have the mushrooms. Yes, people take mushrooms in this movie. But that's pretty much it, except it makes them do things 100x worse than people with a .9 blood alcohol level.
Then we have a dumb chase scene. One of the characters trips on literally nothing. She was on grass.
Failed attempts at being darkly comedic, check.
Obvious killers, check.
Weird editing, check.
Bad acting, check.
Dumb ending, check.
Perverts, check.
Save yourself an hour and a half of your life by not watching this piece of crap.
Scream (2022)
Pretty good, pretty dumb
I'm not gonna lie, this gruesome installment of the Scream franchise was a pretty good time. It had an alright plot, and some overall gross kills. However, as I was watching this on the television, I found myself screaming, "Why?! Why did that happen?" Dewey didn't have to die. He did have a pretty gory death, but the buildup to it was weak. When the killer was on the ground, they had the chance to unmask them. Instead, they ran to the elevator. Dewey made the dumb decision to go for Ghostface alone. And that wasn't the end of it. When Dewey was in the car, they were on the phone. However, the next minute they were in the hospital elevator without Ghostface noticing. Talk about movie magic! Also, it's amazing how Tara survived getting stabbed in the stomach, getting a knife stabbed all the way through her hand, getting her leg brutally broken, and stabbed one last time, but someone can die from what appears to be a quick jab in the neck...
Grabbers (2012)
More than about drunk people
You read the title. This movie is actually great and is more than about people being drunk to stay alive. I love how Smith thought he was safe and that the grabber wouldn't eat him, and instead the grabber flung him to his death! The CGI actually isn't too bad in my opinion!
6-Headed Shark Attack (2018)
Horrible
Wow. This is the worst shark movie I have ever seen. I saw it on SyFy and I thought it would be funny. It was ridiculous watching the characters be complete idiots. If you want to break up with your fiancé or whatever, don't hold onto him while he's being eaten by a shark! This is why Sharknado is better, the characters are smarter than these people. Also in the end, I'm pretty sure I saw heads get blown off of the shark. It was clearly stated halfway through the movie that you had to get the heart. So technically, no, it's not the end. Can this get any worse? Yes, there may possibly be a freaking sequel.
Sand Sharks (2012)
If zero stars was available, I would rate that
Honestly, this movie is just a shorter version of jaws. Smile you son of a b-? Check. False shark hanging? Check. Party on the beach? Big ol check again. I love the syfy channel, but this is just horrible. I would choose zero stars if I could.