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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)
Without doubt the worst movie I have ever seen
7 October 2006 - 6 out of 26 users found this review helpful.
Dreadful! A friend of mine (who obviously thought I had an abysmal sense of humour) recommended this.
It's bobbins. I almost switched it off. It is only my anal desire to not leave things unfinished that prevented me doing so.
This was evidently a British attempt to make a movie with a bunch of also ran TV actors using some lame script from their mate in the business. I struggle to think of anything even approaching the paucity of this movie. Less funny than global warming.
I'm not normally so vehement, but I watched this well over ten years ago and thought that I wasted an hour or so of my life on it is destructive.
Puerile, plot less, useless tosh.
I'd rather eat my feet than watch it again.
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