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Halo (2022)
SMH
So,just like Hawkeye,the main character is relegated to an after thought,as the real "hero" is,more than likely what the target audience is,a snotty teenager with an attitude.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
short and to the point
I could write a review along the same lines of the other unhapy people that watched the Matrix Resurrections,but one word sums this movie up,just one simple word,Predictable,if you know,you know.
Twist (2021)
All i can say is
It looks like the Luvvies are taking anything in the way of work to get a bit of spotlight during this Pandemic,the once great Michael Caine now reduced to doing a movie that looks like it has less production value than a panty pads advert.
Noel Clark,as usual,has the constant look of a scowling quizzical cave man on his face whilst the less said about Rita Ora and her "acting" abilities,the better.
If you are looking for something to pass the time,this underwhelming,under performed across the board,shoddiness of a movie,is not it,cutting your toenails would be a better of your time,perhaps read a book,like Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens,a true tale,unlike this,Innit Bruv ya git me immitation.
Chick Fight (2020)
What is going on in Hollywood
It is almost as if they are trying to compete for the title of worst movie EVER nowadays,Don't,just Don't wast a moment of your time "viewing" this monstrosity of a movie,unless you are pondering taking your own life,then this will help push you over the edge.
The Blacklist (2013)
Short,and bitter
I miss when The Blacklist was actually about Remington and the blacklist,now it seems to be more focused on Elizabeth and her mother.
Possessor (2020)
Forget the sleeping pills
Five minutes of Sci Fi,five minutes of horror,the rest pure boredom,no need for more of a review than that.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
A time waster nothing more
Nothing like the first one,it raised a few giggles,but no laughs. Very politically biased,and obviously skewed in one direction. if you are fed up with this one sided bullying of people,and their voters,give this a strong pass,if you are of the type that is easilly manipulated by the likes of certain "news" organisations,and like to shout,or bark at people because you do not have a clear enough mentality to engage them in adult conversation,then you will love it. This "movie" is basically Baron Cohen in thick rimmed glasses,purple hair and a love Trumps hate placard in hand barking at the screen for ninety plus minutes.
The Alienist (2018)
Another one
Another show where the male lead/s have been demoted,and roles watered down,because,well,you know.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Out in three
Stopped watching by episode three.why are TV shows or Movies even labelled as 'Horror',when they are nothing of the such. i have seen more 'Horror' whilst sitting through an episode of Eastenders with the missus. what is going on with the production quality of TV shows and movies of today?,so much crud is being churned up and released now.
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer (2020)
Dear White People
If you like the word WHITE being thrown around in a derogatory fashion,because apparently it is En Vogue to do so now,and women calling other women Bit**es,especially the White Bit**es,and "comedy" that would entertain a four year old,then this is for you.