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The Integrity of Joseph Chambers (2022)
Too long
City guy tries to step out of his element and go into the wilderness to hunt by himself and as expected, it goes horribly wrong. You can see that coming just from the car he drives. He's not a rugged guys, he's an idiot.
So I understand the point of the movie. What I don't understand is why it's soon freaking long. It's an hour and 20 minutes too long. There's only one event the entire time. There's so little happening they dragged every scene to the point of causing me to have fits of rage! So I watched it on fast forward speed and didn't miss a thing. The movie should have been maybe 20 minutes.
Hunter Killer (2018)
It's ok
It's wildly far fetched. These guys creep up on the Russian almost as if they were invited, no resistance. The whole story if lame but still entertaining.
Inheritance (2020)
Not as bad as I thought
If it wasn't for the awful acting this could have been a good movie.
Chinese Coffee (2000)
Awesome
It really takes two powerhouses to pull this off and these two did just that. I sat and basically listened to a movie! Great experience. Give this movie a shot. I watched it twice in a row.
Greenland (2020)
Not good not bad
Same boring story told the same way. I thought maybe this one will have a twist but nope, no twist. There hasn't been a good end of the world movies since Armageddon.
Cry Macho (2021)
Weak
This movie sucked. I'm surprised at Eastwood. He
had a streak of great movies and now this. The kids weak attempt at acting made it suck more.
The Sopranos (1999)
Not realistic
Nothing about this show makes sense. Wise guys aren't so stupid as these characters. And by the way they should have figured out what they wanted to do with christopher by the 2nd year. Ending is super stupid.
Oz (1997)
Way over the top
It's not bad but it's pretty freaking ridiculous at the same time. This isn't a prison it's a bad vacation.
Coming 2 America (2021)
I'm going to puke
They had 30 freaking years and this is the best they could come up with? What a let down. Horrible. Horrible just freaking horrible!!!
Update, I watched it again and I've decided to take my star effectively making it a zero star movie.
Point of No Return (2018)
Nuts
You people must be nuts or high as hell. Everything about this movie is horrible
Ma (2019)
Dreadful
Acting isn't bad, story isn't bad directing and editing pretty bad. Too long in all the wrong parts of the story. There's something wrong with the formula but I can't really tell what. Watch it if you have nothing else to watch.
Jacob's Ladder (2019)
Horrible remake
It shouldn't have been titled Jacob's Ladder especially since it really had nothing to do with the 90's film. If I watched this with another title and didn't want to associate it with the 90's film i would have thought of it as 4 maybe 5 star crappy thriller.
Uncut Gems (2019)
Holy cow
This movie is nuts. Definitely a must watch. Few movies put the main character and its audience through so much stress. The whole thing is freaking crazy. I hate Adam Sandler so much.
Knock Knock (2015)
Idiotic
Two stars for a good cast zero stars for making an idiotic movie. Never mind how far fetched the whole thing is, the ending is more stupid than the beginning.
Sinister 2 (2015)
Garbage
Somebody is walking around with a lot of money in his pocket because he sure didn't spend it making this God awful movie.
The Karate Kid (1984)
Childhood favorite
I love this movie. A feel good non tuff guy movie. Honestly though, Daniel san deserved every ass whooping he got. He started the whole damn thing
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Unnerving
Good movie. Great actors great director. They did such an amazing job tapping into their characters I lost sleep because of a couple of them
The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Great movie
I didn't know what it was about so I didn't have any expectations. Great cast. Everyone played their role perfectly. All the ingredients came together beautifully
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
Major disappointment
Not nearly as clever or funny as the first one. The singing at the hillbilly rally was funny but nothing else really.
30 Days of Night (2007)
Not scary
Not even 1% scray but very well made. I don't think much money was spent on this film but the director and special effects/make-up did a good job.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
Not scary
Definitely not a horror but a darn good show. Great attention to detail. I used to be in the death business and was surprised at how accurate it was.
A Simple Favor (2018)
Weird
Strangest comedy I've ever seen. Good movie, not sure if it was comedy or suspense.