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Cabin 28 (2017)
I wish I could give this a 0
This isn't even so had it's funny. It's boring! Usually I like to leave a joke review but God is this awful. If the actors/actresses cannot do an accent maybe don't get them to. The film never builds any of the characters and the criminals are like Scooby doo villains. They slowly walk around and ransoms let out weird grunts. To make a film this bad takes skill, like they couldn't even keep the set design consistent. 1981 but with a kitchen more modern that most people have now. 0/10
This Is Your Death (2017)
Black mirror if it was written by an AI
This film is what happens when you don't have the genius of Charlie Brooker to write a subtile and believable plot. It's amazing how clueless people can be about putting a film together. What makes black mirror great is how it's believable and the characters in it feel grounded and react in a logical way. The scenes are horrific because the characters usually feel trapped and the "system" is what's messing with them. However this feel has none of that.
Anyone that likes this/thinks it's deep should recogniser their opinion.
InstaFame (2020)
Pure garabge
I would say I'm some what of a sommelier of bad films. But after pounding a bottle of red both my house mate and I were bored to tears. This film is not good, nor is it so bad it's good. It's just pure garbage. There is not one descent actor and the audio mixing is so bad it's almost blown our sub. I'd rather drink 5 litres from our broken washing machine than watch 1 scene from this "film". Whoever worked on this should be barred from any for of art. My housemate would rather watch 'the landlord' 10 times than this again.
Jesus Christ just because you can afford a camera doesn't mean you should make a film.
PS this has no spoilers because I can't remember a thing from it