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Amudo Eobsneun Supsokeseo (2024)
A True Masterpiece of Wasting Time
If you're looking for a show that excels in turning promising concepts into utter nonsense, look no further than "The Frog." This series is a shining example of how to take a potentially intriguing idea and drag it through the mud with astonishing dedication.
Let's start with our beloved main character, who must hold the title for the most clueless protagonist in TV history. It's almost impressive how consistently he manages to make the worst possible decisions at every turn. Watching him bumble through the plot is like watching a train wreck in slow motion-if the train were piloted by a guy with no idea what a train even is.
And then there's our villain. Wow, what a genius. It's almost as if the writers decided, "Why bother giving the good guys any victories when we can just let the bad guy win every single time?" Because, you know, who needs suspense or excitement when you can have a storyline where the antagonist is basically untouchable? Brilliant choice, really.
The pacing is another triumph. Stretching a story that could've been told in a couple of episodes into an epic saga of boredom is no easy feat, but "The Frog" pulls it off with flying colors. Each episode is packed with riveting filler content that does absolutely nothing to move the plot forward. It's like they wanted to see how long they could drag it out before viewers started questioning their life choices.
And the writing-oh, the writing. It's rare to come across dialogue so stilted and unnatural that it makes you wonder if the writers were having a competition to see who could pen the most awkward line. Mission accomplished!
In summary, "The Frog" is a true marvel of mediocrity. It's an excellent way to kill time if you have absolutely nothing better to do and want to marvel at how a show can simultaneously do so much and yet so little. It's one of the worst shows I've ever seen, and that's saying something.
Blue Beetle (2023)
Awful!!!
The individual responsible for churning out this abomination should seriously contemplate a career change, one that involves absolutely no association with the film industry whatsoever. Let's delve into this cinematic catastrophe, shall we? Brace yourself for a litany of lamentation as I dissect every wretched aspect of this atrocity.
First and foremost, the plot is an exercise in abject mediocrity. It's as if the screenwriter took a nap halfway through and decided to just roll with the most insipid and uninspired narrative elements possible. The result? A plot so devoid of creativity that even the most dedicated fans of mind-numbing tedium would struggle to find any redeeming qualities.
Now, let's talk about the characters - or should I say, the vapid caricatures that grace the screen. These characters are not just your run-of-the-mill dull; they are remarkably, unbelievably, and profoundly stupid. Their actions and decisions defy logic and common sense to such an extent that you'll find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality.
The dialogues, if you can even call them that, are about as generic as a cardboard box. It's as if the scriptwriters employed a random word generator to craft the lines, resulting in exchanges so devoid of wit, depth, or originality that you'll be pining for the days of Shakespearean prose.
And then we arrive at the acting. Oh, the acting. If you could even call it that. The performances in this travesty of cinema are so wretchedly poor that you'd be forgiven for thinking you stumbled upon a community theater production gone horribly wrong. It's as if the cast was instructed to channel their inner wooden planks, with every emotion delivered in a painfully forced and unconvincing manner.
The only semblance of redemption in this cinematic abyss lies in the special effects. I suppose if you're the type of viewer who derives satisfaction from pretty lights and flashy explosions, then congratulations, you've found your silver lining. But even the special effects can't salvage this sinking ship; they merely serve as a shiny distraction from the underlying ineptitude.
To liken the acting in this film to that of a "cheap TV series" would be an insult to the multitude of talented actors who grace the small screen. No, this is a level of performance that can only be equated to the most bottom-tier, bargain-bin productions, where thespian skills seem to be optional.
The entire film feels like a mind-numbing descent into the depths of idiocy. It's as if the creators took inspiration from the lowest quality, brainless cartoons and decided to replicate that asinine formula on the big screen. As the film trudges on, it only becomes increasingly moronic, pushing the boundaries of absurdity and leaving the audience in a state of bewilderment.
At some point during this cinematic train wreck, I found myself teetering on the precipice of anger. Yes, anger. Anger at the audacity of subjecting viewers to this festival of imbecility. It's a genuine affront to the intelligence of anyone unfortunate enough to have wasted precious minutes of their life on this abomination.
I had such high hopes for "Blue Beetle," but what a colossal letdown it turned out to be. In comparison to this travesty, even the most maligned entries in the DC film universe shine like beacons of cinematic excellence. This film isn't just bad; it's a new benchmark for cinematic incompetence, a testament to the depths to which a movie can sink in its quest to be utterly dreadful.
Ragnarok (2020)
Started good and ended awful.
Ragnarok season 3 was, without a doubt, a colossal disappointment. My initial excitement to delve into the next chapter of this series was quickly extinguished as I endured an absolute borefest. It's disheartening to see how far the show has fallen.
First and foremost, the characters that had previously displayed depth and growth suddenly regressed into making inexplicably foolish decisions. Even Loki, renowned as the god of mischief, appeared painfully lacking in intelligence and cunning. It's as if the writers forgot what made these characters compelling in the first place.
The most frustrating aspect was the central plot device-the hammer of Thor. In the first season, we witnessed Thor summoning his mighty weapon with sheer willpower, showcasing his growth and strength. Yet, in this season, the storyline inexplicably pivots around his inability to do the same. This glaring inconsistency left me bewildered and frustrated.
To be honest, I found myself glued to my phone throughout most of the season, desperately seeking any form of distraction from the mundane narrative. It's a tragedy that a series with such potential has deteriorated into such mediocrity.
In conclusion, Ragnarok season 3 is an agonizing exercise in wasted potential. If you value your time and enjoyed the earlier seasons, I implore you to skip this one entirely. It adds nothing of value to the story and will only leave you with a sense of profound disappointment.
Deadstream (2022)
Not scary, not funny, waste of time
I am usually too lazy to write reviews, but I will take my time to write this one.
It is an absolute nonsense how many people rated this film so well. Either the humanity degrades with ridiculous speed, or those reviews and ratings are bots.
Acting, costumes, plot and everything in this movie is an absolute trash. I feel like it is the worst movie I have seen in my life. Even monsters are rubber... Come on guys...
I hope the crew behind this will never ever make another movie, because it's just so so bad!!! With this level of IQ they should only be allowed to clean toilets.
But if positive feedback here is genuine, it makes me feel very very sad.
Bienvenidos a Edén (2022)
Absolute garbage
It the first one I've seen where a small chick asking ordering a man to get on his knees to kill him amd he obeys showing zero resistamse. Very very bad script... Borig and illogical. Don't waste your time.
Penyalin Cahaya (2021)
Whaaaat?
I don't know where all of these good reviews are coming from. I think, this film is an absolute nonsense. Awful acting, awful plot and absolutely idiotic ending. Do not waste 2 hours watching this.
See for Me (2021)
Nonono
I have this feeling that the cat was the best act of this so called movie... Whoever made this film must stay away from the industry. Definitely would not recommend watching this.
Undercover (2019)
Fantastic
I loved everything about this show. Nice acting, nice story, amazing characters. When I got to season 3 i started loving it even more. Very addictive series. Definitely would recommend wathing it.
Mother/Android (2021)
Awful
This is the story about how to mare a horrible movie out of a great idea. Totally not worth your time. The plot was so dumb, I actually got really annoyed amd angry.
Dolittle (2020)
Do not watch
This film is awful, packed with idiotic jokes. The production is very cheap. I cannot believe Robert Downey Jr. Agreed to participate in this cheap garbage.
Nisser (2021)
Awful
Great idea, awful execution. If you like logic, you should give this a skip. It's packed with illogical things all the way through. The plot is very dumb. I felt betrayed after watching this.
The Boy Behind the Door (2020)
Awful
These filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for making this film. The plot is so dumb, i think i haven't seen anything dumber than this. It's wrong every minute. Like every aspect of the events in this film wouldn't happen in real life. Towards the end it's getting so stupid that it actually becomes funny.
I must admit it's filmed quite well, but the the plot just ruins everything.
I Am All Girls (2021)
Absolute rubbish
Jodie is the stupidest character I've ever seen in the movies. No human could be that stupid... It was hard to watch this film because of this.
Cruella (2021)
Just boring
This film is not even close to old Disney production. I found this uninteresting. Screenplay is so bad as well! Such a shame of a movie. Too long and too boring.
Le dernier mercenaire (2021)
Trash
Switched it off after the 3rd "joke". Is this supposed to be funny??
Colony (2016)
No ending
Season 1 was great and then it started to faint. Too much talking and drama and less action. The last episode was a pile of garbage with no ending. Therefore, it's 1 star.
The Ice Road (2021)
B.A.D!!!
Do not even bother with this film. It's not worth anyones time.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
Load of rubbish
I was so disappointed by this film. Actions of characters didn't make any sense whatsoever. Really enjoyed the first part. Second part just had no logic in it. Felt like creators didn't bother.
You Belong to Me (2021)
Slow
It's that slow that I had some sleep during the film and haven't missed anything. Don't even waste your time to watch this. You'll get very very bored.
Guns Akimbo (2019)
Made me sick
Camera moving too fast and spinning all the time. It literally made me sick and dizzy. Had to stop watching after 15 minutes.
The White Tiger (2021)
Makes you re-think your approach to other people
One of the best films I've seen. Actors were great and the story touched me.