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Die Nacht der lebenden Loser (2004)
A unique take on the zombie genre, this film is a must see.
Upon contemplation, I have realized that there is a formula that just plain works when it comes to movies. It is like a recipe of sorts. As a base, the film must always have well developed, endearing characters. I must laugh out loud at various points throughout the film, yet the humor, at times, should be subtle enough that not everyone understands the jokes (this is my self-indulgent side who loves more than nothing else to break out in the childish chorus: "I know something you don't know"). You must add a pinch of profane language, and yes the perpetual hope of seeing attractive naked woman on the screen (even better if this hope comes to fruition). If all these elements are thrown together, you are sure to have yourself a tasty little treat that can be enjoyed time and time again. Well given the aforementioned qualities of a good film, Night of the Living Dorks is a recipe I can not wait to cook up for friends. When this film comes out on DVD, I am going to serve this dish on all occasions. A must see for any horror/comedy fans!
Masters of Horror: Imprint (2006)
This Is a MUST SEE!!!
As an avid fan of the horror/gore film genre I must admit I was a bit skeptical when I caught wind of the Masters of Horror series. Think about it, the best minds in the horror film industry get together to make a television series on a major cable network. I almost felt betrayed. Here the people I grew up loving were now going to help perpetuate the corporate beast. Let me be the first to admit I could not have been more wrong. Not only does this series live up to the creator's reputations, in many cases it transcends them. The films help to legitimize the whole industry without being detrimental to the reputation horror movies have fought so hard to maintain. It is all the gore one could ask for intermingled with solid story lines, great cinematography and always f#@%ing cool and sometimes eminently creepy music. And if the shows on the series were not enough to satisfy even the most picky of horror film pallets, one of my favorites, Anchor Bay Entertainment, has released Imprint. Imprint was BANNED from TV in the USA, which is enough of reason for me to have wanted to pick it up. I anticipated run of the mil gore as dictated by the controversy surrounding the program, but once again I taste the bitterness of my own words. Don't get me wrong, this movie has one of the hands down, creepiest/gruesome scenes in a horror movie I have ever seen (and I've seen them all). But where most movies of this genre would stop there, Imprint avoids falling into the realm of mediocrity by using this scene as only the beginning of an onslaught on every one of our emotions. Ultimately, the film reminds us all we are human by dragging us through the emotional spectrum by our hair. The stage is set, and what follows is a journey for answers through an antediluvian world of perpetual shock and captivating characters. From the very first scene my eyes were glued to the tube (which became a problem as I really had to use the bathroom). This film was so good that I jeopardized the long-term vibrancy of my own prostate! I could talk for hours but I would hate to give away any of the suspense and surprises that unravel as this film is a road best traveled. I would highly recommend this and any other film in this series to anyone who was willing to listen.