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Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Real fun movie.
Don't listen to the weenies here that pick pic pic. This was a fun movie. Better than any superhero movie I've seen in 20 years. It had action, adventure, it made you feel like you were really there. What these little frozen fruits want you to think is that something is wrong with this movie. There's nothing that's wrong with this movie that's not wrong with most all other movies. I was there with five people and everybody had fun and talked about it afterwards. It's as good as anything out there. Go have fun and don't listen to the little children but think they are critics. Because they don't know a thing. Enjoy.
Cry Macho (2021)
Life
What more can you ask for in a movie? Very good. Nobody makes movies like Clint Eastwood anymore. Sometimes reality is better than all the special effects Hollywood has ever produced.
Nightmare Alley (1947)
Few films like this.
I've seen more films that I want to remember. This film is something you will never compare to another film. It is unique, it is original, it is memorable. You will never say oh that reminds me of... Because it doesn't remind you of anything you've ever seen before. Watch it, you won't regret it.
Wrong Turn (2021)
Moral of the story: Stay on the trail.
The guy told them to stay on the trail. They didn't stay on the trail. If I was hiking the Appalachian Trail, I'd stay on the Appalachian Trail. But that's just me.
L'amant (1992)
Sensual, beautiful, engaging. I never wanted it to stop.
Definitely the best "adult" movie ever made. I can't find anything to realistically criticize. I could watch Jane March every day. What a beautiful girl. I wish she had made more movies that she has. Perfection.
Adrift (2018)
Ghost: the sea story
So this whole thing was make-believe. It says a true story but Richard dies and she just made up that he was on the survival boat. He never was. I had to go back and watch the ending three times before I could figure that out for sure. One minute he's talking to her the next minute he's gone and there are no cuts. Most of us are adults and can handle the truth. This was a stupid trick and it didn't work on me. I really wish I had watched something else, anything else.
Godzilla (1998)
Much better than the more recent Godzilla is our friend movies
Very much fun. Well acted. Good story. Maybe there are a lot of immature people riding the bad reviews of this movie and then the same immature people like the more recent Godzilla movies because they are written for children. This movie has appli maybe there are a lot of immature people bribing the bad reviews of this movie and the same immature people like the more recent Godzilla movies because they are written for children. This movie has a good story, and exciting and intense feeling that builds and continues. I don't know what people want it all I can say is I could watch this movie a dozen times where as the other Godzilla movies that have come out since then I would like my money back.
The Phoenix Incident (2015)
Wow!! Really?? $16.00 to see this "found footage"
I wish the producers of this movie had spend some money on a focus group or test audience. There were about 20 people in the audience when the movie started, I looked around about 10-15 minutes before the movie was over and only 10-11 people stayed to see the end. The monster aliens were pretty good but the story must have been written by a person who was high on weed and thought it was interesting. IT WASN'T!! Movies in Memphis, Tennessee are still around $10, so paying $16 for this heap added injury to insult. If you love a good movie, go see one. Just make sure this one is not on your list. My kids laugh at me because I like every movie we go to. I'm not hard to please. So, I'd like to be more specific, but I just can't find anything good to say about this waste of time. Don't waste yours.
The Family (2013)
A Diarrhea of Violence
My review is going to be very short because this movie doesn't deserve a lot of analysis. This movie was billed as a dark comedy, there is a lot of darkness via the extreme violence and not a chuckle in the whole movie. As far as I was concerned I never smiled, giggled and certainly never laughed. How can you laugh at gratuitous violence to undeserving innocent people. It was so predictable that it held no surprises whatsoever. Don't waste your money. After 10 minutes I wanted to ask for a refund, but my friend had fallen asleep and I did not want to wake him up and tell him we were leaving. So I sat through the whole stinking thing. Basically this movie was not funny at all. Unless you were a ten-year old. And the movie is way too violent for a 10 year old. The theater was fairly crowded but the people were not laughing. This film is pure pornography. Not sexual pornography but violence pornography. If I'm going to watch pornography it's going to have babes with big boobs and guys with big
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1 Week Later: it has now been a week since I have seen this pile of crap movie and the only thing I can add to this is that the purpose of the movie is for Americans to do terrible violence to innocent French country people who for the most part are nonviolent people just to get laughs. The only problem is very few people were laughing when I saw the movie. The theater was nearly packed and only about four or five people thought it was funny enough to laugh. Obviously I and my friend were not one of them.
Killing Them Softly (2012)
Tedious, boring, confused & pointless waste of time
If the movie was just tedious, boring, confused, and pointless you might want to just skip it on that basis. But their characters are not developed you don't care about them and you don't care what happens or what they say. Nothing they say in the movie is exciting or meaningful or memorable. I tried to get my money back on this movie but they said it only had 20 more minutes left, so I watched the last 20 minutes and wish I had not wasted that additional time either. This movie is a waste of human effort to make it, a waste of your time to watch it, and a waste of money that you could spend on anything would be better than this