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2nd Chance for Christmas (2019)
Was this a high school AV project?
Then Grade F-. And in keeping with the Dickensonian theme I think the writer, director and most of the actors should be visited by 3 ghosts on how to make a film. This movie was completely without charm, the special effects were laughable, the acting stilted, and a completely missed opportunity with a new premise. I am assuming this in fact was a failed high school AV project to which I will see you all in detention.
Winter Castle (2019)
I'm sorry we're supposed to believe that actress who played Jenny's mother is old enough?
Jenny looks older than the woman playing her mother. Seriously Hallmark you can't give an appropriately aged actress a break and hire her for the job? I can't even get past it was so freaking ridiculous. Oh and Jenny and her sister were clearly channeling Regina George in Mean Girls and how they treated poor Lana.
The World According to Paris (2011)
Just when thought I could not despise her more...she comes out with this
However...that does not keep me from giving it 8/10 stars..although for shows like these..I consider the votes along the lines of...like...8/10 cabooses in a train wreck..bcz we all love watching train wrecks. This monotone queen of vapidity is devoid of any spark, intelligence, or charisma, but the delusional world she lives in where "I can't help it if people obsess about me," or anyone who works in porn is a perv and weirdo...HELLO???? YOU MADE A SEX TAPE YOU SKANK AND CAPITALIZED THE CRAP OUT OF IT. If you were so "traumatized" as you put it..you would've taken your pampered ass back to NYC and leave us alone.
But back to the show..her co-horts are syncophants on their last stop before rehab (or in Brooke Mueller's case already in), the rode hard and put back wet chick who was the "promoter," looks bloated and blighted from her years of coke and smoke. Do love the lesbian photographer though.
The one saving grace the tells me all is right in the world is that she has hooked up with the Cy-cho Cy. Uh..this guy is one radio over the head blaring In Your Eyes moment from stabbing her and himself a la Dorothy Stratten.
So yes..I love watching people who honestly feel they are above the fray when in fact they are way below us in the pit of Z-listers as we laugh with great mirth at their self-importance and delusional proclamations of I'M A STAR!!! And Brooke..last I checked an alcoholic coke-head does not really need an "assistant."