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The Feeding (2006)
Everything for the B-crowd
I'd like to start out by saying I really liked this movie. It has all the good B-movie stuff. For instance, hunters in a werewolf movie. You know they're not gonna fare well. Low budget effects, low budget costume, and four female hikers skinny dipping, c'mon. The werewolf get-up is all fine and dandy in my book. A bit over the top, but definitely in good fun. The acting is certainly good enough for a B-movie. I would also like to point out that horror cliché's are like gold for a low budget movie. How much fun would it be if it were excellently acted and had a complex story. Not so much for a B-movie. This is exactly what Independent/B-movie's are supposed to be like. Good campy fun. I would certainly rather watch this little gem than most of what is being shown in theaters these days. Watered down Horror/Drama for the masses. Yes, I believe I'll stick to seeking out B-movie horror such as this, and watch in great delight.
Scarecrow (2002)
Great B-movie Horror
First off I'll be the first to admit that the scarecrow himself is quite a bit over-the-top. A toned down maybe less acrobatic scarecrow would've made this movie much less cheesy. But overall I think it's one of the better B-movies. Tiffany Shepis is absolutely wonderful, not to mention incredibly beautiful. Though this movie is missing the all-important nude factor, there are several other movies at which to view her. But here she gets all evil-hotness, especially towards the end as she's walking away from the engulfed scarecrow. Also Richard Elfman does a great job as sheriff and as the drunk boyfriend. Yes it's a low budget B-movie. But out of all of them I've seen, this is definitely one of my very top favorites.
Scarecrow Slayer (2003)
Enjoyable Trash
I enjoyed it. It was choppy, didn't make much sense and was in no way scary. But it was definitely entertaining. Not nearly as good as the first Scarecrow movie.(which is excellent by the way,because of Tiffany Shepis and Richard Elfman) This one is almost equal to Scarecrow Gone Wild. Though Scarecrow Gone Wild makes more sense, except for the cornfield on the beach issue. Scarecrow slayer has some good characters in it. Some very attractive women and funny guys. I think it could have been a lot better, maybe with a different director. They should have kept the same one from the first film.(Itier) All in all it's a trashy movie, but enjoyable none the less.
The Coroner (1999)
B-movie at it's finest
I've been reading some of the other reviews, and I've got to say I kinda like this movie. It's not great cinema by any means. But it is a fun little cheap movie. Some of these people say how they love B-movies and how this is so terrible. If you really love B-movies, you should like this as well. Bad sets, bad cinematography, nudity, all that's missing is the gore. Don't get me wrong, there are a whole lot better b-movies out there. But this one isn't all bad. I mean it's bad, but in a good way. At least it's not boring, which is the worst thing a movie can be. It reminds me of the movies I used to watch on USA's Up All Night. They were always terribly acted, low budget, horrible plot movies, that I really enjoyed. And that was even with the nudity cut out. But here, on the DVD I bought for 3.00, It's all there to enjoy. I say It's worth watching. Even if only to pick apart and make fun of.
Feast (2005)
Excellent Gorefest, should have been released in theaters.
Superb gross out horror movie. Breaks the mold of most plots these days. Such as not too serious or trying to make some stupid point. From beginning to end it had me at the edge of my seat. I couldn't get enough. Feelings of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, feeling powerful one minute and powerless the next, being on top of your game and then being on bottom, having thought you'd seen it all,then realizing you'd seen nothing. And then for one individual being at the bottom of the barrel, then rising to the occasion and kicking butt. The only possible flaw would be, the lack of any nudity at all. I actually had seen project green light and have been patiently waiting for Feast's release. Disappointed I was not.