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The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia (2020)
they ripped off dead poets society lol
Tad fr doesnt want to play football, then quotes ' for the first time in my life, i know what i want to do' then goes to sign up for a musical,, in dead poets society neil says that but stars in a local play. wowie! strict parents <3
The F**k-It List (2020)
you're telling me he turned down HARVARD
Just a stupid teenager who thinks it's cool to abandon a successful life that he'd been working on for 18 years, for a girl. Who is so basic and bland it makes vanilla seem like the most amazing flavour ever. She's like, oh yeah im going to destroy my dads' car. like, ok i guess. then she's sad that she has nowhere to go, when the mc OFFERS TO LET HER STAY AT HIS HOUSE. AND IT'S HUGE, LIKE WHY NOT??
also, who cares about the friends storylines, they weren't even done well.
Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan (2016)
coffee jelly
Idk i love it
satire fun
doesn't really have a plot tho, so slice of life.
blue haired girl was ok but sweetie chill, thank u
saiki out here like ooh time to rewind the world!!
Gotham (2014)
LOVED IT UNTIL THE LAST SEASON
OKAY SO I LOVED THE IDEA OF BRUCE BEING A TEEN AND JUST LIKE OH NO GOTHAM!!
i haven't read the comics so this isn't influenced by that, nor am i a DC stan/lover.
Entire cast was done very well honestly!! A very fun show, though too dark/heavy sometimes. like guys take a break please have some lunch!!
the romance between the two kids was fun and cute, ngl. Sometimes i thought the girl ( FORGIVE ME I WATCHED IT IN MARCH ) was kinda annoying but that's what you get when you have trauma and live on the streets ig.
VILLIANS
fun but SO ANNOYING LIKE JUST DIE JERICO OR JEREMIAH IDK. people loved him but i thought him not dying was annoying, like he khms like 3 times and they like, nah he not dead. SHERLOCK IS THAT U?
Fish lady woman was cool, but like just dont touch her STOP LACKING.
TIMESKIP
STOP EW
I HATED IT.
they set it up like 20 years in the future?? I don't always hate timeskips but its so long and they're awakward i hate it. then they like ooooh batman at the end just for it to get cancelled. like uh, that's sad for u hon.
OVERALL
loved s1-3!! s4 kinda killed me with the flashforward (?) but whatever.
Crazy Delicious (2020)
3 eps in and it's missing something
Reminds me of the great canadian baking show ( i haven't watched the original sorry ) and the big flower fight, extravagant sets and bright colours but ALWAYS cringey hosts. like it's not difficult to get hosts that are fun but notttt soooo lame. hehe, maybe it's because im not british or something i dont find the hosts' jokes as funny ?? but it's just annoying.
by the description i thought it'd be way different, instead of reinventing food i thought they'd remake historical food or something, maybe im illiterate??
other than that, okay contestants, judges were fair and not horrible.
Sotto il sole di Riccione (2020)
Vapid but it's a summer fun move
Alright so first review, yay.
first of all, I noticed lorenzo zurzolo was in this and was kinda shocked. canadian things yk.
OKAY SO, it's honestly not horrible, just dragged on for too long. It's a regular teen movie marked under... comedy?? what? uh, ok netflix. i thought it'd be ranked under romance / drama but it wasn't, which is odd because i didn't really laugh. like sure some snickers but other than that it was eh.
Nice bright colours, if that's anything hehe.
ROMANCE ASPECT
i skipped through most of it, sorry. I stayed for vinc? the blind dude, he was ight but some jokes fell flat, flatter than the earth yk. his romance with the girl was okay, nothing amazing BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND. LIKE?? it wasn't that deep or anything either.
uh some stuff to do with flashing the families at the beach with their 5 yr old children running around as 20 year olds get naked, uh. might want to rethink that one? OKAY ANYWAYS, the rest of the romances didn't stand out, i can't even remember them. The storyline with the adults was fine, mom was sort of annoying though, like girlie chill its okay to have fun.
OVERALL
hot people in milan italy, bland but it's an okay watch when you're bored at home because of covid.
ALSO IS IT NORMAL FOR GERMANS TO GO TO ITALY? I WATCHED SUMMERTIME ( ok movie, boring tho ) AND THE LOVE INTEREST FOR THE DUDE IS GERMAN. HUH???