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5/10
A Weird Mix
28 March 2024
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Chaplin short films were always creative, that is because this was an experimental time for him. Of course, he wouldn't reach his cenit until he made full length films with a basic ground to hook the audiences, the hook was humane and beyond the initial state of his character Charlot, exploring beyond the slapstick and clown actions that defined him before. This short it's probably an earlier exploration of how a dramatic atmosphere would mold the character to explore further opportunities.

I appreciate the exploration Chaplin did with this and other shorts, but the amazing balance between comedy and drama that created the legend, wasn't felt in this one, and for a fatal reason.

Operas often deal with exaggerated drama, dealing with fatality most of the time, a consequence of human conflict. But the most used of these tropes is the "Othelo complex", exaggerating the awful consequences of unmessured jealousy to the top, involving murder and guilt.

Carmen, by Bizet. Deals with such fatality. And, being a parody of such piece, this short film in particular show us, one of the few times where the eternal Little Tramp becomes an impulsive and animalistic man, killing the female protagonist because of an outburst, and facing death just when the guilt finally destroyed him.

Being a parody, both characters return to life, showing a small and heartwarming gag involving a fake knife, just when the end titles appear and the image fades out. However, the damage was already done by the time I watched this, many years ago, late at night in a local channel, an image I didn't wanted to see for a special reason...

The Little Tramp often played some mischievous antics in order to survive, escape or simply mess around with a particular fella. But the heart of the Tramp was always good and noble. The climax of Chaplin's career showing this eternal character in action, was of course; the final speech from The Great Dictator, the culmination of what Chaplin was creating ever since he embraced the hat and the stick.

Seeing the eternal master killing a woman out of unnecessary jealousy was a huge impact and a disservice to the character he was forming. But again, this was an experimental time for the legend, and this failure was a deep lesson to explore further ways to combine comedy and drama without involving a trope that didn't fit his character.

Carmen, being another classic, it's a hard piece to make a parody and this short often had to deal with those impediments. It's not a pretty dinamic short piece, most of the time it's static, and too square to develop newer ideas to make it funnier. The ending it's the proof of that statement, it's the same ending as the opera, same tragic ending, with just a "funny" epilogue to lift the morale of the audiences who wanted to see Charlot, but encountered Don José...

(On a higher note, if Chaplin wouldn't dedicate so much time to create an inmortal character such as Charlot and became more of a character actor, he would rock it. Without looking at Chaplin as Charlot, his performance as Don José it's impressive and could opened the gates for him to become a different type of silent legend. Maybe in other universe, let's just enjoy Charlot instead)
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9/10
People is wrong with this one...
5 January 2024
To my surprise, Beau Is Afraid ended up being a big dissapointment for many of the critics I normally consume. Some argue against the 3 hour duration, others against the absolute mindpluck without sense and order that this film creates because (of course) of the freedom that Ari Aster earned for this film. And yes, he EARNED the godlike freedom A24 gave him in this film to do whatever he wanted, no matter the cost, nor the sense of realism of a normal and natural film.

And just like any other artist without constrains of any kind about his own work, not the work of a studio or even the fans who never know what they want, but they pretend to... he just made his masterpiece, or at the best scenario: his first of many masterpieces.

Don't get me wrong, Hereditary and Midsommar are modern classics already, carved into the minds of young cinephiles and modern tendencies. His previous films, and the works of Robert Eggers formed a new subgenre, and a refreshing one for all of horror fanatics, already wasted because of stupid jumpscares and hideous plots. But even so, even with the freshness and the new discoveries, the new tastes, new grounds to play with the things that scare us and disturb us the most, it was too early to understand the mastery of a talented director, too young yet to show us his true powers above the others. Beau Is Afraid is his first true masterpiece and I can put my hands on fire to defend that statement.

This film isn't just the culmination of his starting era, the amalgam of his body of work, conforming both feature and short films, emerging from the ashes of an old short film becoming a horror epic of 3 hours that broke the mold of a mold he broke before for all of horror out there. In a world where pestilence in film form like the new FNAF movie or the newer production of the already dried out mind of James Wan is the "normality". Beau Is Afraid marks the exception, and a huge one, worth of your time and your focus.

My favourite film of the year for many reasons, but words can't express half of them, only with a insightful viewing, one can enter Beau's mind, played by Joaquin Phoenix in one of his best performances ever, and just enjoy the utter madness and horror that will accompany you in 3 hours of movie... until it lasts even further and backwards, past and future, funeral and umbilical cord.

Always with water...
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Pacifiction (2022)
4/10
The best visuals of the year!!!... on the most boring pic of the year
31 January 2023
Hype has blinded me again, folks... I love slow burn thrillers like The Day of The Jackal, where the actions are shown in the movie step by step, but without losing its suspense and intrigue. I knew that Pacifiction would be slow... but not THAT slow!

This was a huge dissapointment, almost 3 hours of nothing. Serra is nothing more than a pretentious and a egomaniac director, and this movie shows that.

Pure boredom, there wasn't a mystery or even a bit of suspense to keep watching this thing... nothing.

The visuals are the reason why I gave this film a 5/10. Too good for a waste of film this is.

The visuals were so good... that led me to watch this atrocity to good cinema.

God... I'm so angry right now. This is the kind of trash that makes people go watch Marvel instead, the same stupid movie everyday instead of searching for something new and original. Because of the fear of finding a pretentious and boring film like this.
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1/10
Never thought I'd watch something as bad as Resurrection... but here we are.
31 October 2022
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David Gordon-Green was doing fine, he was actually doing a good job with this trilogy. Reboot after reboot, all of them with obnoxious endings (If ending means just forgetting about the franchise and making another reboot). The David Gordon-Green's trilogy actually felt like a refreshing new take on the saga, making it more coherent and following a unique route. More like a normal saga than the overall episodic slasher saga.

And he was doing fine... Halloween (2018) was the best Halloween film since the original one, and Kills was cool and enjoyable (even if the ending was anticlimatic and incoherent). But Ends was meant to be the "End" of the Halloween saga, and my god... I was hyped.

My hype and my trust into David Gordon-Green ended on a unnecessary, lame, boring, dispicable, disrespectful, putrid and sad excuse for a film that ruined my whole October!!! It broke me so hard that I really hoped that this was just one big stupid joke, but it wasn't.

Michael was barely a cameo, a sad cameo of an old fragile man who gets beaten up so easily, I still have my doubts considering "that" as the real Michael Myers.

The AlissonxCorey subplot was unbearable, idiotic and a lame excuse to portray "a new version of evil, in the shape of Corey". Have you even watched Halloween 4 to confirm that as a H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E idea?

And Jamie... poor Jamie. I feel so awfully bad about Jamie, she (along with Donald Pleascence) was the other half of Halloween, as crucial as Michael Myers can be. And she ended up making the worst possible "finale" of the saga since that stupid kiss in Resurrection.

It pains me to see the most inspirational indie film ever made, to slowly die as the worst way possible.

This ain't the end of Halloween, of course not. Greedy producers will always make Mike come back from the grave to squish and keep squishing his image till there's nothing left from him. But Ends was supposed to be special, to be something else, apart from the ordinary slasher formula.

My october is ruined, I hope you are happy DGG... cause I ain't. And many fans around the world, ain't too.
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Cry Macho (2021)
8/10
Much better than Mule, less conflict but more heart on it
14 December 2021
Even tho Clint Eastwood is my childhood hero, a true legend and the embodiment of masculinity himself, I felt a bit dissapointed with his new films because even though I love their stories, I felt them too sterile most of all at the technical aspects on it, Mule was a huge dissapointment in that sense and he recovered with Richard Jewell but I still needed a new Eastwood movie to shock me, and this is it.

Let´s put the bad things first, the movie has 0% conflict, it has suspense but almost every conflict that both Mike and Rafo encounter during their journey ends too easily and I think that in a normal movie that would suck, but this isn´t the case...

This ain´t a typical neo-western, it looks like one but is more of a charming, kind hearted film, where the main focus is not the "plot" but the experiences, the contact between Mike and Rafo and also the redemption of Mike seeking a new love, a new life to finally be in peace, this is truly one of the most heart-warming Eastwood movies, it doesn´t needs the conflict it just exists and is true to Eastwood spirit, now 90 years old, he is still shining like always and he´ll shine forever and ever.
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9/10
Coraline meets Dario Argento, with good old Peeping Tom as the waiter
25 November 2021
Last Night in Soho shocked me, not because of the scary images or the psychological warfare, but for the complex style both in a filmmaking and emotional level like no film ever did in a very long time

To begin with the acting, my god... I mean even the vinyl is a wonderful actor.

Thomasin Mckenzie. From The Hobbit, Jojo Rabbit, Old and this, she absolutely is the big star and one wonderful young promise, her acting here is such as extraordinary as Timothee Chalamet in Dune, I mean she at least deserves an Oscar nomination with this one.

Anya Taylor-Joy, she´s becoming the ultimate Scream Queen of this generation and her performance in this film is gorgeous and mesmerizing, and also her singing, she is a hell of an actress

But discounting secondary and minor characters (The greatest being Terence Stamp impecable as always) I think the big surprise for this film is Diana Rigg (RIP), my childgood crush, when she died a bit of me died too, and I felt really worried that her ultimate role would be forgettable and lame, oh boy I was wrong.... Dear Diana, you flew to the stars on golden wings, her role is amazing, her acting is the finest she made since Game of Thrones and On Her Majesty Secret Service, (SPOILERS) by the end....she ate the whole movie, and It was such a catharsis to me to watch one of my favorite actress delivering a final performance at the highest top, at least go watch this movie for Diana.

The Style of this movie reminds me of Dario Argento, and the story is a steroid´s version of Coraline but much much MUCH more engaging and beautiful.

This film just played with me in such ways I swear I never felt so cathartic since I watched Joker on cinemas its a masterpiece.

Dune is the BEST film of 2021 But Last Night in Soho amazed me and became MY favorite film of 2021.
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The Machinist (2004)
9/10
A wonderful (and underrated) Dostoyevsky-Hitchcock-Lynch-esque Film
19 November 2021
Let´s face the harsh reality first. Yes, everyone who watched this film did only because of the curiosity of watching the extreme body transformation of Christian Bale, not for the plot, but they should because is not only a psychological thriller with tones of old fashioned and new fashioned tropes, but its also a metaphorical statement of guilt and pain like never seen before..... HEY PAUL!!!

References aside, this movie amazed me on a wonderful way, I mean since the music, the acting and the plot twists are absolutely wonderful, I think that Spain is a great place for good psychological thrillers (La Piel que Habito its a great example of that) and The Machinist is not the exception.

Christian Bale is amazing here, and I won´t talk about his body transformation because that´s the only thing that everyone says about this movie. No, Mr Bale´s performance is not limited to a extreme diet regime, because everyone can get extremely thin, but the layers of acting that Christian uses here are very dense and deep, converting this painful character into something more human and depressing, like the shadow of a man who is not there anymore, and never will.
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Dune (2021)
9/10
Denis Villeneuve´s magnum opus
31 October 2021
If there´s a feeling that I personally share about this wonderful Canadian filmmaker is that; every single one of his films are masterpieces, visual works of art and with magnificent stories... but sadly they all shared one single defect: All of those films share a little thing that bothers my experience with those films and it depends of the film

Sicario: The character of Emily Blunt, so naive and stupid, and it tooks away scenes with the great characters of Matt and Alejandro.

Blade Runner 2049: Ryan Gosling´s acting, my god it was a torture to just look at the man keeping the same darn face all of the time while I was trying to focus on one of the greatest sequels of all time.

And so on and on.

But Dune... my god, Dune showed me not a single minor note on a whole wonderful experience that echoes the magnificent desert of Lawrence of Arabia, along with Frank Herbert´s masterpiece, this film eclipses the old Dune film and the miniseries with everything at his favour

Acting: wonderful, every single actor became the role with no exceptions, Chalamet, Fergusson, Issac, Brolin, Bautista, Bardem, Momoa and for god´s sake Skarsgárd (playing the best version of Baron Harkonnen ever) everyone were terrific Music: Herr Zimmer´s music is just one of the best film compositions of his career, I felt in love with the atmosphere of the music.

Visual Effects: Do I really have to explain this topic at this point? I smell Oscar from here Sound Effects: Same Cinematography: It made one of the most hostile planets in that universe, turn out into one of the most beautiful landscapes of all cinema, Bravo Mr Fraser I´m ready to see your wonderful work at The Batman.

Story: A great paced combination of epic films, space operas, Tarkovsky´s styled psychological sci-fi drama. And pure heartfelt clinical poetic character development Director: To end this review, just need to read the title, I praise you Mr Villeneuve, you just made one of the best movies of this decade, after such a dissapointing year like 2020, thank you.
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5/10
Its a conspiranoid stupid and misleading documentary? Yes! Does it has an eerie and creepy aura that i liked? Yes!
20 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Let me put this straight, I love to hear conspiracy theories who does have an enigmatic and hooking atmosphere, like watching classified articles or something like that, I don´t like stupid conspiracy theories like this one of the moon or the flat earthers or the Anti vaccinaties or things like that i despise how humanity´s ignorance increased over the years instead of growing up.

However, i remember watching this documentary when i was a kid, and it wasn´t the conspiracy that hooked me into watching the whole thing, what it really hooked me is that type of cold and creepy atmosphere that i hasn´t watched (Unless it was DrossRotzank) in a documentary before.

The editing is limited, but the narration, the adding of those vintage clips and the great song "Starlight" composed by the genius of Bernard Hermann increased the creepyness of the documentary and i actually enjoyed it, its the first time a dumb conspiracy theory like this was enjoyful to me and that´s a win of course, i mean if more documentaries could use a creepy atmosphere into their themes it would be awesome!

My favorite scene was the ending, first it starts with a boring and impartial speech about "freedom" that almost killed the documentary, but then the zapruder film is shown of in slow motion with the typical American-Millitary-Heroic-Type of generic music, everything went normal, but then....

Silence...pure dreadful silence.... And JFK´s head gets blown of and there´s still that awful silence, no shot sounds, no screaming nothing, just silence...

That is the scene that gave this documentary a 5, it´s the creative use of editing and thematic atmosphere that makes a film memorable, and while this is a dumb film and i don´t recommend to nobody, i´d just recommend it to film editors like me, just to analize the creepyness and the discomfort of the images and sound, and its a worthly experience if you keep in mind those types of things without focusing on the story.
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Anastasia (1956)
6/10
Still better than the animated one....but not the big deal we´ve expected
12 March 2021
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The whole aura of "Anastasia is alive" began here, i mean this movie truly embodied in the 50s what we could only enjoy the most in the 70s with a choral cast, not only with the big return of Ingrid Bergman, but with Yul Brynner and Helen Hayes both wonderful vintage actors with an underrated profile.

However this movie was a letdown, I mean I hate when a movie wastes their potential due to many reason, this one´s is the Hayes code and the stupid 30s-40s ellipsis that should´ve died long ago, i mean there´s a lot in this film that doesn´t seem correct or even finished, being the main example that awful ending that doesn´t give any closure to the film and looks unfinished and rushed. so yep this movie embodies most of the things that i didn´t liked about these 50s era films, that just a few has done well.

However this film is actually good compared to that awful Don Bluth´s carnival of Disney cringe he made in the 90s, and of course this Anna is more emphatic, more human and with such a wonderful performance by Ingrid Bergman that by default, she wins over the animated Anna who hasn´t evoked a single emotion on me

But sadly such an interesting ucrony like the Anastasia one hasn´t really achieved a nirvana of storytelling, I hope that someday, it will be different
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Godzilla (1977)
1/10
Want to get high legally? Watch this thing
24 February 2021
Godzilla (1977) is a monument to trash, is garbage in its true form, taking a masterpiece like the original 1954 one and vandalize it with flashing over the top colors, snuff imagery and a hideous sound design make the perfect doom spiral that might kill your soul and lobotomize you after the first 4 minutes
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9/10
My 1501 Rating, and by far one of the best chinese films of all time
18 January 2021
I´m happy to watch my progress everyday of film archives by rating all the films I´ve watched during my 18 years, but when it belongs to reviews i just wanna talk about those special picks i want to discuss, weither is a bad or a good reason, and without a doubt Kung Fu Hustle is truly a very good reason

Kung Fu Hustle was one of my favorite films when i was a kid, and still now i love this film it´s the perfect balance of comedy, tragedy, action and drama that Jackie Chan never made and never will, Stephen Chow explotes the absurdity of Chinese humor on a high note without having to make his characters behave like monkeys like Hong Kong´s 80s B comedic cinema, he humanize his characters instead and gives them a development and also goals to reach and the consequences of those goals.

Kung Fu Hustle should be watched by everyone, it´s an iconic film even better than Shaolin Soccer and in my personal opinion the best tribute (Without being a Wu Xia) of the greatest of all time: Bruce Lee
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Mank (2020)
8/10
With Jack Fincher as Mank and David Fincher as Orson Welles
8 December 2020
I really really loved this film, in fact I already knew since the trailers that this would be the best film of 2020 and it didn´t dissapointed me not one single bit, however: I´m a guy who believes in coincidences and in this case this is an odd and unbelieveable tree of references and coincidences that really messed up my mind even now that I stopped watching this film. In a Biopic (Mank is not a fully-formed Biopic, Mank is a very subjetive and non-linear film) I don´t really care about historic innadequacies (Unless they are too rude like Anastasia or Bohemian Rhapsody) I do care only that the whole story get´s me hooked and excited and Mank isn´t the exception. But there was a great curiosity to watch the historic fight of Mank Vs Welles about the custody, sorry the credits of Citizen Kane, I personally think that both deserves the credits for making that awesome film, but in this film´s vision, Mank is the main responsible of the success of Citizen Kane´s screenplay, that didn´t affected me as many people did, but it made me reflect in a very serious way about this film in general.

I like David Fincher films, but I´m not a fully-time-fan because I just don´t enjoy too much his cinematographic philosopy, It´s too clean and digital that annoys me a little being a "Film´s better than Digital" type of guy, but when David Fincher had the opportunity of making a vintage film about 30s-40s film industry, it was a sacrilage to me to watch such cleanest images with bad CGI, high ISO levels, it distracted me, even if he did edit the audio and film grain to make it more antique, David Fincher´s place is digital, and it´s a shame that erased a star out of this film, this truly bothered me.

But why this film is my favorite one released in 2020?, like Mank did wrote Citizen Kane the best film of all time, it´s all because of Jack Fincher

I was about to call this, "David Fincher´s Magnum Opus" but the reality is that the wonderful suspense of the movie, the fast paced timing, the funny as hell Mank responses, the smartness, and all of that is part of the original screenplay of Jack Fincher, he is the Mank of our times, a talented screenwriter like Charlie Kauffmann, but with only one big hit in his hand, and gone too soon

David Fincher does not pays tribute to Citizen Kane, to old Movies or Hollywood, he pays tribute to people like Mank, to people like his father and to the screenwriters in the world in such a forgotted and underrated job, but with a highly important value, because a movie is a whole, there are the beautiful images, the powerful acting, the enchantment of the soundtrack, and the feelings that a movie produces to the public.

But above all, cinema is storytelling, we go to the cinema to watch stories that make us believe we are in other worlds, and the screenwriter is the mother of those stories and the director, the narrator of those.

So above all the great stuff about the movie that I won´t mention, this truly showed me between the lines the huge love of David Fincher with his dad, and Mank is truly Jack Fincher´s masterpiece and I hope that as Citizen Kane, Mank stays with us for a very long time into our minds
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7/10
Please watch him or Borat will be executed
25 October 2020
Borat 2 suprasses expectations, it might be not as good as the first one (which is a masterpiece) but for the laughs and the criticism it truly worth the wait This film had arrived in such an aproppiate time that is unbelieveable, makes fun of Trump, Coronavirus and much more on a unique way that only our lord Sacha Baron Cohen could handle, and shows in this film his extraordinary talent not only because of his comic power (And method acting) but for being the kind of activist that we need right now, not the stupid type of activism who focus on victimism, but a comic and funny activism who searches for showing us the true colors of American Society without any political correction. Also Maria did an amazing job portraying Borat´s daughter, she steals the scenes a lot of time and i hope for her to have a great future on acting Another thing i personally liked is the evolution of the plot, the first Borat film was just a road movie, this one instead is a complicated plot full of conflicts and problems and most of all the Cringe-Heartwarming evolution between Borat and his daughter

Unfortunately unlike its predecessor, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, just focus the main attack on the Republican Party a few months before elections, which is sad and dull because the first one makes fun about all types of North American, and what we really needed as an audience is variety of laughs and weird types of American people to make fun of. Also another thing that i disliked (besides some weird montage) It´s probably how rushed the experience felt, i know this film was made in secret but even in that way I wanted more Borat, more Jokes more everything, but it felt really short like a synopsis of the film instead of the actual film.

But even with those problems, a really wonderful film to watch and laugh, truly the film we needed during this times
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Anastasia (1997)
4/10
Don Bluth´s slow decent into madness
10 October 2020
By now Anastasia is now a Disney princess, with full excitement of all the weebos who wanted this to happen by far because Anya is a wonderful princess right?....But why? She aint as badass as Mulan, She never created a whole social status as Lady Marian and of course she´s not Mary Poppins Y´all To me the explanation of this dull and numb film is just simple fanservice to the figure of Don Bluth the broken idol, the ozymandias, the chosen one with the power to take over Disney....But with Anastasia, Bluth hasn´t done nothing more than becoming Disney, the same thing he wanted to destroy.

Anastasia is not underrated, is overrated and all of this is because of the Don Bluth´s fanbase, and the "freshness" of showing "new" things on an animated princess pick. But let´s face it, since the nefarious birth of Chantecler, the days of glory of this cult animator father of An American Tale and The Secret of Nimh, nothing should ever returned to his status quo, and Anastasia is not the exception. Truly a shame.
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The Grey (2011)
5/10
Liam Neeson´s best film.....Until I saw that awful ending
5 September 2020
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This film was really good, it had wolves (my spiritual animal), suspense, snow, a survival experience and of course Liam Neeson, it had everything good to make this film a cult classic...but then...

I love the type of endings with certain ambiguity into them, but this was just utter trash, it looked like the director cut the scene just to reserve budget, I was waiting for that fight between Liam and the alpha dog just to watch that stupid black screen and that Post-credit without reason to exist

This ain´t "You Were Never Really Here" to cut the cathartic violence, this was an action packed movie with everyone hoping to watch that final confrontation that never came.

Truly a shame, it ruined my whole experience, I don´t want to watch this film anymore
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9/10
This is my favorite Disney Film of all time and I´m going to tell you why
30 August 2020
Let me ask you a question dear reader: Have you found during your childhood watching TV a random animated pick that you forgot the name but still can remember the images? Well The Great Mouse Detective was like that to me, airing randomly and between really long periods of time on national TV, but I´ve always ended up watching just the final Big Ben confrontation, weird was me luck says I.

For a long period of my life i didn´t had a single clue about this film, but the aura was so enigmatic that it hooked me to found out, a completely unknown film intrigued me for years and that´s a somehow underground experience, and the responsible is the Box Office failure of Disney´s Dark Age (Age when the movie was released)

But when i found out the name, and I´ve watched the entire film, I felt in love with everything, the time period, the atmosphere, the duality of genres, the songs (Being a musical hater that´s truly a one of a kind exception), the suspense and of course the conflict between the Hero and the Villian.

And my god... What a great Villian is Ratigan, the best Disney Villian IMO, he is charismatic as Hades, Intelligent as Scar, Cruel as Frollo and Scary as S&%T

And the Hero is absolutely original and two-dimensional, he isn´t a perfect Hero like the majority of Disney without defects, Basil is egocentrical, cocky, bipolar and more, but those defects does conform Basil as a interesting character and of course, a Hero above those defects because the Film does show a development on Basil showing kindness and self sacrifice and that is just beautiful

The only thing that bothers me about this film is the duration, just too darn short, I wanted more of this.

But without a doubt, this movie touched my heart more than any Disney film has done ever.
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1/10
WHY!!!?
29 August 2020
I don´t want to be narcisistic, but i´m probably one of the biggest Asterix fans since i was a little kid, enjoying those great films, reading the wonderful comics and of course, wanting to make my own powerful potion using stuff from the garden, with the belief of becoming as powerful as Asterix, because Asterix was my childhood.

But sadly, the hype gave me a huge bad taste with this one, trusting that the battle between the mighty gauls and the vikings would been funny, epic and enjoyable.....BUT NO!

This is such a disastrous movie filled with stupid gags, boring story, horrible characters and the worst of all....the most cancerous thing that ever happened to actual animated films.... FORCED MODERNITY

I´ve heard almost 10 F*$king modern songs (by modern i refer not the actual date but to the modernity of the songs compared to the time period of the plot) and i almost vomit

My god....this was a huge insult not just to me but to the whole Asterix fandom
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7/10
Underrated enjoyable animated pick
19 August 2020
I always admired HuevoCartoon and I always enjoyed watching his videos all day long, but when this movie came out it really blowed my mind. Being the first IMDB reviewer to write something about this is sad, because it´s really a enjoyable and fun film to watch and in my personal opinion, the last mexican project (but Villianous came out and took the title) that really was worth watching, after a lot of failures and a bad category to watch, Otra Pelicula de huevos y un pollo, is not just the best of the Trilogy, but a great, funny, and visually lifting film
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Big Hero 6 (2014)
5/10
A Decent Pile of Disney Trash
10 August 2020
Let me put it this way:....This is by far (along with zootopia) one of the best recent Disney picks but sadly this is not a valuable price anymore, because sadly Disney has become an Trash-Below Average company.

This story is worst than simple, is a painful amount of cliches and exposition that gave me a damm headache all along the way But it improves with the characters, because its so rare to care about new characters in Disney new stuff, that this really gave me a break, I mean these characters are really likeable (with exceptions of course like the worthless plot-twisting-villian) and fun to watch Also BTW Stan Lee´s always a thumbs up But still, a stupid movie to watch when there´s nothing left on TV
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Spawn (1997)
4/10
Leguiziamo´s Violator ate this movie... And what we watched was his vomit
31 July 2020
I´m not a Spawn full-time fan, but i truly enjoyed their comics and TV Series, to me is a really interesting character with a dark atmosphere and tons of action, tragedy and of course a bunch of interesting characters like The Violator. In the movie´s case, Violator´s role was completely stunning, really fun, enjoyable and IMO one of the best performances by John Leguiziamo.

Sadly Leguiziamo´s performance is the main and only reason why i gave this miserable bunch of slime a 4 stars rating, neither the acting is good, nor the story and of course i need to write 200 pages about how bad and disgusting the visual effects are. I mean this was made at the year 1997 and it has visual effects so awful that they look like an indie project, imagine that, a comic book movie with a nice budget looking like an indie project

It´s a shame that this movie with so much potential was wasted because of bad choices and no dedication.
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Rashomon (1950)
9/10
A Wonderful and Gritty tale about human condition by the Sensei Himself
29 July 2020
Along with Tokyo Stories and Godzilla , Rashomon is a great film who launched Japanese Cinema and begun a cult upon the New Wave of the rising sun nation. But IMO Rashomon is truly more than just one cult classic, it´s truly a marvellous contribution to examination of the human condition, with so much groundbreaking filmmaking tools that still lives till this day, and we must know therefore that a big part of modern cinema wouldn´t even existed without this great masterpiece With the intimacy of Japan forests and a few characters, this film moved mountains with his powerful message and all the interpretations of the truth, but like life itself there´s no absolute truth. If you love cinema enough, you should watch this piece of art, and if you didn´t liked it, then try to watch the other true masterpiece of Sensei Kurosawa , Seven Samurai
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Citizen Kane (1941)
9/10
The First True American Masterpiece... and no one does care
20 July 2020
It´s really sad for me to tell that i´ve watched Citizen Kane when i was a young kid and even at that age knowing that I was watching the "Greatest Film of All Time", I really really enjoyed the whole film, each frame, each scene I love this film with all my heart. But it saddens me to tell you this because of 3 important things:

1) At the age I had watching Citizen Kane for the first time, most kids would consider this as a boring pick and instead praises dumb BS like Avengers, without even knowing that Avengers wouldn´t even exist without Citizen Kane 2) Each film critic who says that this is the greatest film of all time, without intention, their critics ultimately cursed Citizen Kane to become an "overrated" film, so like other masterpieces, they recieved to much praise that most people forget about them or simply dislikes them and that´s sad 3) I´m 18 years old, and slowly I´m losing my own Rosebud, my childhood is fading away and probably like Charles Foster Kane, life will be bitter than the life i´ve had when I first watched this film.

This is a true reminder that nothing ever lasts on earth, one of the greatest messages that a film could give, Mr Kane had all, except the most valuable thing: Love

Trust me, this will never be an overrated pick, it´s truly one of the greatest films of all time and a classic all the time.
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9/10
Ruthless Beauty
13 July 2020
Perfume doesn´t looks actual at all, it had a particular 90s European (Mostly English) film look, with touches of impressive contrast and shadows like German Expressionism, and as a German film it surely does give justice to that wonderful era. Perfume is a really wonderful film, with deep thoughts and metaphors between beauty and carnage, flesh and spirit, and of course like every mith a bit of black humour. This film is really brilliant, i haven´t seen a European movie so well made combining such deep themes within the dark nature of human beings since Saló, and i´m really impressed, highly recommended.
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Munich (2005)
8/10
Spielberg´s Darkest Pick
11 July 2020
Spielberg wasn´t a big favorite of mine due to personal likeness, because i really think that he is a great Filmmaker and a true influence, but sadly over the years he turned to be very commercial and too blockbuster for my style, sadly his favorite film of mine, the timeless classic Jaws, was the movie to guilt about the stupid blockbuster culture of cinema that´s the reality these days

I always enjoyed dark stuff, and when Spielberg stops doing that fancy "Family Friendly" movies, and puts certain horrid scenes like the melted nazis or maybe even true godly movies like Saving Private Ryan, i enjoy that a lot.

If i saw Munich without knowing that it was a Spielberg pick, i wouldn´t even guessed (Except of course of obvious styles that are obviously from Steve) that it was a Spielberg film, it´s really dark, and it shows us with cruelty the true reality of spies, and not just that but the cruelty of the Jews-Arabs endless conflict

I don´t like Eric Bana, but this is the exception, he delivers a nice performance here and IMO the best of his career

Munich is a highly infravalorated film and it surely deserves a view
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