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Cats (2019)
The worst film of all time, past, present and future
I thought that I would never see a worse movie than cat in the hat, but this did it. This is the worst thing ever put onto a screen
Home Alone (1990)
A classic
The best Christmas movie ever made. Please watch this.
Aladdin (2019)
Worse in every way to the original
I will say that this movie will look TERRIBLE in 5 years. Its CG is REALLY bad. Also the original song is bad and I hate it.
There are things that I like though. The dance scene is impressive. Will Smith is okay. The acting except for Jafar is okay.
It's still a lazy remake, though. I hate Disney
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Very Entertaining Actually
I was expecting an awful, stupid movie which was a cynical cash grab. I was proven completely wrong.
Jim Carrey is in this, and it's one of his best performances in years. They let him do pretty much anything he wanted, and his uncontrolled talent shows beautifully. James Marsden does fairly well, as does Ben Schwartz. Their journey is predictable and cliche, but it's still very fun.
My only problem with it was the product placement, which was distracting and horrible. It wasn't the worst thing ever (not as bad as BVS) though, and it didn't distract me so much that I wanted to die.
Overall, this movie has a lot of problems, but I love it anyway.
Player Select (2017)
Why, Jack? Why, Mark? Why, Disney?
Why does this exist? It's the most lazy thing I've ever seen Disney do, and THAT'S saying something. I understand that they need to air something at 2:30 a.m. no one will watch, but why this?
Whenever I see popular YouTubers like Jacksepticeye and Markiplier, everyone who has to humiliate themself by playing Fortnite on TV, and DanTDM, it just makes me sad. All of them are good people and make entertaining videos, but what the heck? You put your name on a TV show, which will be the only show on most of their resume, and the show sucks. Why anyone would watch this over the YouTubers' channels I have no idea. Go watch their vids, but NEVER watch this.
JoJo's Dream Birthday (2019)
Truly horrible
This movie is an embodiment of the embarrassing state of Nickelodeon and children's television in general. Nick has been crapping out garbage like this for decades now because they know no one will watch it except idiot children. Spongebob Squarepants is Nick's life support, and because of its enormous success, they don't have to make anything except Spongebob good on their channel.
Jojo Siwa is just the most annoying person to EVER live. Movies by YouTubers are almost always horrible such as Fred the Movie. However, I would gladly watch Fred the Movie ten times before watching this again, though. Despite this "movie's" professionalism in its production, I cannot remember anything about it. It was a boring, unfunny movie and I hate it.