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Don't Answer the Phone! (1980)
How to enjoy This Movie...
1) Obtain a copy of this movie in a format in which you can watch it. (IE if you own a DVD player, but a DVD copy) 2) COme to IMDb.com and COme to this Page for "DONT ANSWER THE PHONE!" 3) While the movie is playing, read the comments and reviews made by people who have watched this film.
Seriously, it is one of the Funniest things in the world(Especially with shots of whiskey). While going through reviews of people who love this film to those who hate and detest everything about it, this movie tends to bring out the comedian in everyone.
Trust me, if you do this, you'll never be more entertained.
MY REVIEW: It is a movie so bad it's good and one to be seen by those who can appreciate a trashy film that is horrific and bad. There are few of us, but we do exist. Its over the top disturbing, not terrorfying disturbing.
Like Father, Like Son (1974)
One of my personal Favoites!
First off, this movie has the greatest opening ever! Its a classic B-movie and I can't believe it is so neglected by modern audiences.
Duke Mitchell's wrote, directed and starred in this mafia classic. Mitchell is mostly know for his pairing in comedy group where he was the Dean Martinish character. He appeared as this character in the horrible B-film Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla. A must see for those who love films so bad, they're good.
But The Executioner (aka. Massacre Mafia Style) isn't a horrible film that is good. The movie itself is fun. And seems not to take itself too serious. The acting isn't good, but its enjoyable. The clichés are full blown. And ultimately, the story is a tragedy.
The son of a mafia boss (Who was exiled from America) returns to California, to reclaim his family's honor and position in America. he is ruthless and starts wars with reigning mafia, At first planning to gain control of the pimps and pushers. Later getting involved with the porno industry.
Spoiler: I enjoyed the motif of Italian tradition involving the breaking of bread with items in it. Its use at the end, hiding the gun that will kill our hero in the bread, was a great touch. Representing the tradition and tragedy within one family .
i can't wait to see Gone with the Pope. its trailer looks amazing.
Troll 2 (1990)
A misunderstood modern horror masterpiece!
this is a movie that goes over everyone's head. its a actually a deep film with a subtext about suburban families consumerism destroying them and transforming them into hideous goblins.
i think its bad rap stems from the facts that its a sequel. and sequels are alw2ays compared to their origins.
However, if you get over the hump of popular opinions, you may discover that this film is classic horror at its finest. Never before have film makers captured so realistically the plights of a young man and the effects modern corporations and their agendas to control the masses. The sheer terror they create by hiding this all under the facade of a cheesy B-movie makes this a brilliant piece of cinema art.
I can't recommend this film enough to Horror connoisseurs.