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Bulmyeolui Lee Soon-shin (2004)
Best admiral ever
Why do people tell us about Nelson or Drake all the time when Yi Soon-sin exists and nobody talks about him? Did any of those admirals win a battle without losing a ship? Did they win 13 boats to 120 to 333 ships? Did they sink 500 ships without losing not even one? Well, Yi Soon-sin does. The first time you hear about him you say that is impossible, I should check this, but when you hear about Hansando, Myeongyang, Sacheon, Okpo, Noryang... But Yi Soon-sin has enemies from Japan:
- Toyotomi Hideyoshi
- Wakizaka Yasuharu
- Todo Takatora
- Konishi Yukinawa
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Difficult to control.
This game is good on the thinking part, but bad on the controlling part.
This game is too much difficult, so you also need to read in a walk-through. And it's still either too difficult. And you can loose the game wherever. And you cannot imagine when you can loose the game.
There's a part where you have to play music with a bunch of skulls and it's very boring, and another when you have to enter the catacombs crashing a slab.
One other bad thing is the real stuff don't highlight and you have to use an action called ''what is''.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Worse than other movies.
This film is more boring than others.
The worst thing is the girl cries too much "I cracked a nail" "I have two holes in my dress" "Oh, bugs eat me" "An elephant is smelling me" "Wild animals" ...The girl of The Raiders of the Lost Ark is cooler, but this one just one time gives a punch.
But it has some funny parts too: Indy gets rid of a guy and says "Nice try, Lao Che" and closes the plane's door and it's written "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT" or in the middle of the jungle the girl is crying because of the animals and at the same time, in the same place Indy and a kid are playing without mattering of the girl. In a palace, they're eating bugs and the girl finds it very disgusting, so she asks for something like a soup and they give her eyes soup and for dessert chilled monkey brains.
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
One murder and two half witnesses
Richard Prior plays a blind guy who doesn't want anybody to know that he's blind. Gene Wilder plays a deaf guy who doesn't want anybody to know that he's deaf. They are both witness of a murder and they are the main suspects, so they have to work together to get the bad guys.
The scene in the police station when they are trying to take a picture of Dave is very funny.
At some point, they pose as two famous gynecologists and they have to deliver a talk and Wally says a very stupid thing.
I think the film is very funny, and I recommend it to anyone with a sense of humor.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
baaaaaaaatleeeeeeeeees
I think in this movie everything goes to fast, but not the wars, they tell them too sloooooow and they have no time to talk about a character called Tom Bombadil, who's in the book, in a forest like Fangorn, before they reach Bree, it's a very cool character.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
The badest Star Wars film
This film has the idea that Palpatine is alive, wich crushes The Return of the Jedi. If I were Palpatine, in The Return of the Jedi when Vader push me into that hole and I was still alive I would just use the force to go up and my lighting thing to kill them.
But that's not the only problem: there are parts when all it seems to be lost and it comes exactly what they need, for example: a tiny rebel ships fighting a destroyer float with Death Star shooting, and then comes Lando Calrisian with a million rebel ships and says ''you're not alone''. I think is THE WORST STAR WARS FILM I EVER SAW.
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (1992)
Better than the movie.
I think Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis is good, it's funny, you have to think (but there's a walk-through*). But it has some problems: sometimes you have to go back because they kill you, so you have to save when you think they can kill you: for example, a nazi with a gun or a fight.
You can choose three paths: the team path, the wits path and the fists path. in the fists path you have to fight with the nazis and if you loose you die. You have to use:
If your enemy is to your right: 7 4 1 to go back
2 5 8 to stop 9 6 3 to punch.
If your enemy is to the left: 9 6 3 to go back 8 5 2 to stop 741 to punch
Some riddles are difficult so you can find a
walkthrough*.
Before this game was created the plan was to make a film but somehow they couldn't make one and they created this game thinking of The Raiders Of The Lost Ark. It's similar to that movie.