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The Integrity of Joseph Chambers (2022)
What a LONG wait to get absolutely Nowhere!
I am rarely this negative on a movie, but the fact that all those reviews that gave this a great rating got me suckered into wasting my time watching this...? Don't be fooled like I was!
This movie simply is not working h the time it takes to watch. It is one of the SLOWEST moving movies that I have ever seen! And it's not like a "Good" slow, either. You know, the kinda that actually rewards your anticipation with a great scene. Nope. This movie is literally filled with scenes that drag on, and on, and on, and on... and the fact that there is hardly ANY dialogue going on in this movie only makes these scenes MORE brutal! It truly feels like the film maker was just trying to fill in a bunch of "dead time" to make this movie as long as it is. Because honestly, this story could have been told 20-30 minutes.
What an utter waste of time. Don't bother!
Infinity Pool (2023)
WTH did I just watch??
The movie totally suckered me in with that scene where Gabi was "giving James a hand" while he was peeing. But everything after that was as though you are watching the movie while tripping out on Acid!
I'm actually a new fan of Goth, but seriously, that "accent" she has in this film...? What exactly WAS that?? Besides really really Bad, that is.
The film's Director definitely missed an opportunity with the actress that plays "Em", in this. Talk about under-utilized. She should've been allowed to do SO much more, here.
But that Ending... Horrible!
And I'm sorry, but I HAVE to ask...
WTH did this movie have to do with an INFINITY POOL?!?
Sad to say it, but don't waste your time with this one.
Fall (2022)
I found my distracted over this the ENTIRE time...!
If the main character's Last name is Connor. And her Husband's Last name was Connor. Why the Hell is her FATHER's Last name also Connor??
And don't try to tell me that he was her Father-In-LAW, either! It's more than obvious that he's her Birth father. There's even a scene where she's watching a video of herself as a little girl, playing with him.
Sorry but this is the kinda of lazy mistakes that I find simply unforgivable.
The movie itself? It was just, "So-So".
Predictable pretty much at every turn.the whole, "Climbing thing" that people do is alien to me, so maybe that's why I never really got into this story.