D3ViN
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For Shore(sure) the survival aspect of this movie is just way off kilter. The Many holes in the boat left just as many holes in factual evidence that sharks don't attack blood or urine unless the water is chummed with dead stinky fish. Does that mean they all were on their period at the same time? One truth is told do not tread water flailing around like a fish or a shark will bite. Also know your survival techniques of tying a tourniquet. I Suffer from Thellassephobia the fear of the ocean so this did scare me but it's just another unresearched movie with copied things from other movies like "punch it in the nose" from The Beach starring Leo Dicaprio. I guess uncharted waters you can write anything you want.
Hallmark has a cookie cutter standard. Usually a meet cute or meeting an old crush/love. Business ventures etc... take a step back from analyzing the script, just enjoy.
One thing to know is every year around october to christmas have been filmed a year before or more than the pandemic. That is why Jodi was in Europe.
Be gracious with your reviews because actresses work hard.
On The Real Though, Alaska had a big weather system rolling through during filming with earthquakes and everything.
Ipsum yadda yadda lorem etc et cetera
review some other movies because you all are the type that give bad reviews lowering the rating, goto rotton tomatoes or something.
One thing to know is every year around october to christmas have been filmed a year before or more than the pandemic. That is why Jodi was in Europe.
Be gracious with your reviews because actresses work hard.
On The Real Though, Alaska had a big weather system rolling through during filming with earthquakes and everything.
Ipsum yadda yadda lorem etc et cetera
review some other movies because you all are the type that give bad reviews lowering the rating, goto rotton tomatoes or something.
Nostalgia out of the nose with boogers and everything laughing snots. All the OG status people coming in doing cameos left and right like a donkey punch. There are references to all of Kevin smiths films including lets not for get "walrus" all of these things packed into a punch bowl of jungle juice and herb is legal now so yea, I teared up a lot from all that. Laughing and crying at the same time, at one point i farted and sneezed, thats hard to cover up. Anyway but best quote ever is WHERE IS THE SAILBOAT? And they worked it in.
Keep your eyes out for all the hidden Easter eggs. Have you ever been molly whopped by a donkey d ? Thats what this film is like.
For Serious though, Quote After Quote this is 100% in my old age from the 90s.
I am so glad Kevin Smith got healthy after the heart attack and his daughter Harley Quinn Smith taught him well. Notice she has a cameo too !
Keep your eyes out for all the hidden Easter eggs. Have you ever been molly whopped by a donkey d ? Thats what this film is like.
For Serious though, Quote After Quote this is 100% in my old age from the 90s.
I am so glad Kevin Smith got healthy after the heart attack and his daughter Harley Quinn Smith taught him well. Notice she has a cameo too !