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Ming yat zin gei (2022)
A movie that should have been a cool Netflix show.
The movie is basically a copy paste story of stuff we already have seen in past.
With cringe worthily drama and revelation.
This should have been a Pilot episode of a Netflix show, which would definitely be very entertaining.
The Anime style action sequences are absolute eye candy festival.
CGI is better than anything Marvel has put out last 10 years.
But other then visuals the story is very mediocre and could have worked as an episode of a show.
Make it a show!
It would be a really cool world to visit every week with the mechs and super soldier fighting aliens or whatever they can come up with next.
It's not terrible but nothing to remember here really.
The Last of Us: When You're Lost in the Darkness (2023)
Pretty Mediocre adaptation with a complete misscast
I find this a pretty ridiculous miss cast with another show where After 3 episodes we already know where this show aims. Ellie miss cast is one of the worst casting decisions I have seen in decades. It makes the show unwatchable. Ellie in the original game was played by a real actress, why not get her? She looks completely different from this actor.
And then we have a whole pointless episode that never was explored or cared about in any game about a gay couple. Why did we need an episode about that? To me as a fan of the game it's a huge disappointment. After 3 episodes it already goes down the mountain.
Star Trek: Picard: Hide and Seek (2022)
It's just so boring and full of plot holes.
Another episode of boring drama. Where they ruined Star trek.
- Captains mom lived till old age (According to TNG) but in Picard she hanged herself and was insane.
- No ex Borg ever served in Federation in Picard but in ---Voyager most crew were assimilated if the people actually watched the show they would have known. In first season Icheb was having a federation uniform I mean are these people high when they wrote this?
There is so much more and I just cannot, I hate you Paramount for ruining Star Trek forever.
My life's work will be to bankrupt Paramount in any possible way. So they have to sell this franchise to someone who cares.
The Batman (2022)
As a die hard Batman fan this movie was not really a good one.
It's way to much drama, Bruce Wayne has no charisma or screen time to be honest.
They went to far with the character turning a vigilante movie into a CSI drama show, I must say I was never so bored watching a Batman movie.
What was wrong with this movie:
-Very poor representation of the Batman and other characters,
- Remember when Batman was that muscular strong guy who looked tough and dangerous not this anorexic and zero charisma Batman
-I never seen worst Batman car in history. It looks like a car a Dad put together in his garage over the weekend.
-Villain's look like average joe,
-There is no Lucius fox
Nolan did a wonderful job on the batman that is still one of my favorites. This one just feels like a depressive cluster...f.
I know people were looking for good movies after covid but c'mon this movie was not good.
Uncharted (2022)
If you don't care that this is a really bad PlayStation game adaptation then you will enjoy.
A very mediocre Indiana jones rip-offs movie flick, really nothing to write back home about. I played the Uncharted games myself and I'm really disappointed how they cast Nathan Drake, a muscular charismatic hero type was given by Sony to Holland ( a tiny boy) It just ruins the believe for me. It's not Nathan Drake, this role casting only happened because Sony is afraid to take risk.
A shameful Hollywood display again.
Other then that, they cut pieces from 4 Nathan drake games and put it all into one movie. Stuff that absolutely makes no sense. But ignore all nick picking and enjoy another brainless popcorn fun.
Mediocre at best, I would wait this movie to come to some streaming platform it's not worth your cinema money.
Don't Look Up (2021)
Idiocracy - prologue
This movie feels like ideocracy prologue a really underrated movie that must be viewed although it's suppose to be funny it actually does depict humans as de - evolving into re.tard.s.
It hit the nail in the head 100% this is the world we live today it's not anymore satire because it's more real only asteroid missing.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Just watched it. It's okeyish.
It's not revolutionary with visual effects that are on pare with any netflix show today but definitly under Dune quality by 2021 cinema standards it looks very visually cheap put together. Action was very poorly done. This could have worked as a Netflix show pretty much. To much humor that doesn't work. So new version of matrix with another program controlling it from what I could read most people didn't really understood the movie.
So machines managed to salvage Neo and placing him in believing nothing he experience before actually matters and that he invented the matrix game and so on. So he goes to therapy to get brainwashed. Which is not true of course all films did actually happen and as he gets to know that later but the movie drags this whole story to long and to much that it actually becomes pointless. So they unplug him from matrix again. The machines battle with other machines for limited resources ( which I loved so much) There was so many cool ideas here that could have been explored. The movie was put together to fast so it got lost in translation I think. Trinity was always Neos drive force even from first movie in here they become each others drive force how cute. The ideas that old code coming into new matrix seams to have like Admin privilages was intetesting. Which you could see also, the idea that there were several layers of matrix which one version Neo made to simulate Morpheus shadow or digital imagination copy. What happened to real Morpheos? They left to many things unfinished here and it just becomes a mess. I do agree it's a bit to long. And they should have started the movie when Neo wakes up it would probably been much better movie.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
As a huge star trek fan this was one of the more boring movies
I was somewhat repetitive movie similar to the first, again a probe visits earth and Kirk and his crew try to save human kind again. And the whole movie takes place basically in SF. It felt like a cheaply made episode of the show itself and not a movie to me. As we were 90% of the movie on earth in in 80s basically. Not my favorite for sure.
Another Life (2019)
Dreadfull boring.
Watch only first and last episode and thank me later, the rest is completely unimportant, boring, bland. The last episode was really great and I wish the whole show was like that.
Z Nation (2014)
This is a much better show then walking dead.
They explore whole US after apocalypse interesting foes and mystery and always something interesting even Area 51 in one episode. Much better show then Walking dead which was basically always the same. Sometimes it didn't took itself that serious which is good anyway I mean how can you take yourself always 100% serious as a zombie show. Zombies don't exist.
The Walking Dead (2010)
First seasons were interesting after that the show became dreadful and predictable boring.
I was expecting something epic to happen in first 1-2 seasons while everything was chaotic and then after that later seasons are just a huge let down absolutely nothing happens every episode feels the same. In the end I started fast forwarding and skipping episodes it was sooo slow and boring. If you have way to much free time and have absolute nothing to do this show is for you because after season 2 that's basically the whole show. You seen everything nothing new after that.
Tenet (2020)
A time loop paradox - scifi written probably by a scientist
So I watched this movie only now and not in cinema after reading lots of bad reviews calling this movie stupid. I think it's not stupid it's actually pretty smart.
The war that started this all actually captured everyone in this alternate earth into a time loop paradox where the time actually travels from A to B and then when it reaches it's end point it doesn't jump to beginning but actually flows backwards from B to A. So half of the movie happens forward while half of the movie is backwards and the watcher has to connect the points to make any sense.
The Idea of the movie that is played in the same time in both directions is just pure genius.
This idea must only come from a science mind because for us 3 dimensional beings this is very very confusing. But that the time is in a constant flux and cannot be changed is basically the whole meaning of this movie.
They try to avoid something that already has happened will happen and would happen even if they didn't do anything.
And they constantly try to avoid telling their other self to actually change something. The protagonist actually interacts few times with him self in the movie without realizing but has a mask so he doesn't compromise the timeline which in the end actually make this time loop happen in first place. There is few things they didn't want us to know and that is how this happened actually in future? How do they know before it happens?
Only ridiculous thing I found was reverse air that you must take so you can move backward. I think they should have gone with a special suit that can reverse radiation or something more meaningful. And this little ridiculous thing and the anti climactic ending was why I gave this movie a 7. First 1 hour of the movie could be really mostly reduced and ending fixed. But the whole idea for the movie was ingenious.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
positive surprise
Positive surprise, we know long ago that there is no more creative movies or shows from US, everything is just copy paste zero creativity. This show was so unique and strange I really enjoyed it. It starts really slow and I almost gave up on it. But once the first game starts the crazy stuff starts happening.. great work guys !
P. S to Netflix Bring back Real PRIME STAR TREK YOU MORON. S ! I will unsubscribe!
Kate (2021)
It's okey
I mean remember the movie Max Payne only set in Tokyo that's basically whole plot. It's not smart or particular anything special it's an ok gory a lot of action flick that was fast paced actually.
It's just another 90s style action flick nothing special.
Poirot (1989)
From Orient express to claasic murders
This show is a classic of human literature, and should be a must in modern schools. Watched it several times briliant classic detective show.
Beckett (2021)
If I was greek I would be offended, Disrespectful to Greece.
If I was a Greek I would be offended by this movie, portraying Greece as a 3rd world country with poor people 80s-90s shitty old cars. In such bad light, getto streets and anything. This looks like it was filmed in Kazakhstan or some post soviet country. And clothing from 90s. Like they are from soviet union, it's visible how Americans still see Europeans like some soviet post country. Like there is extreme groups that just murder people around and police is all corrupt inside EU? Right.... I rather believe in aliens.
The movie is boring I had to fast forward several times, the action is garbage. Very unrealistic boring Netflix garbage.
Ancient Aliens (2009)
Oh Jeez
Every year they just steal bunch of Hollywood ideas and pretend to invent them as true evidence. Not even a single piece of evidence did this guys show. Only that they have a poor imagination stealing ideas from movies.
Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified (2021)
It's a very badly written one sided "wonna be documentary"
This is one of the worst UFO documentaries I ever watched, terrible CGI. One sided stories that we heard bizzilion times over and over again.
Nothing new absolutely nothing new. I've watched 20 times better older documentaries done by real professionals doing more then one side of the story. Very bias view. It's almost like watching that crazy guy from History channel Ancient Aliens.