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Alien: Covenant (2017)
What I wanted was Prometheus 2 what I got was a slasher movie
The Prometheus movie with it's expanding world of engineers, human origins , vast technology, bases for chemical weapons and the engineers world was where this movie should have gone.
To dump all that in a 40 seconds clip of David wiping them all out with one go was extremely poor.
That left the story from how the engineers came to earth where they are from. Whats left is a movie that has nothing new .no interest other than Carnage.
Boring beyond words
Batman Begins (2005)
Laryngitis affected actor when mask is put on
bales acting in this movie is just awful to watch , what should be a fun filed movie of entertainment becomes "a why is he talking like that?"
a joyless over self important movie and the worst acting ever seen on screen.
the Laryngitis infected millionaire bruce wayne crime fighting costume man is so poor it makes adam west bat man look Shakespearean in comparison.
over long over done and unforgivably over acted by some one who needs a throat losenge.
Land of the Lost (2009)
loved it
Its was meant to be a take on a cartoon for gods sake , its not an interpretation of a Jules Verne classic. It was so different to any other movie around at the time, its unpredictability was excellent. crazy script , yes crazy acting ,yes crazy fun to watch = defiantly
I WOULD LOVE MORE OF THIS TYPE OF FILM MAKING , ITS CALLED FUN TO WATCH
the most lovely thing about the film is the story's ability to go in directions, that a conventional Hollywood predictable goofy adventure would avoid like a plague of comedy lines from Ricky gervais at an Oscar ceremony to the art of making boring.
i also would like to mention that movies like the goonies and ghost buster considered to be Hollywood comedy adventures leave me feeling like I just received news, that I won the lottery but I'm 89 years old. useless to any one who wants to live!!!
Dead Man Running (2009)
Watch the trailer and see the whole movie!
Danny (rent a London wide boy) Dyer is yet again paid to play the same old tired London wide boy. His fellow type cast actor tammer Hasan is even in here the other London wide boy. so just by having these 2 actors you can pretty much guess the whole movies plot. BUT WAIT there is a twist not just DAN AND TAN we have that great of the hoodlum rap genre mr 50 cents, as he is in the u.k. I think we shall now call him 50p for future reference. This movie even has big football movie connections it was funded by non other than Rio Ferdinand...that's right I said that huge football star Rio ferdanando..or something like that. Any way having explained to you all who's in the movie and who's connected to it with the funding I now come to the review of the said movie. OK here it is 2 wide boys need 24 hours to raise cash quickly or there nasty money lender will do a number on one of them.. With no charm or style this movie chugs a long at a fair pace you can even see some local celebrities from the u.k. in it. What this film lacks in originality it does not make up in dialogue.
I could list reels of embarrassing London wide boy chit chat , but it was embarrassing to sit through let alone repeat.
This is a cash making machine that teenage boys will rent out to see how British gangsters should operate. 50p is the main pull here and to be honest just like his acting as a yobo singer who talks fast he does bring something to the movie
Can put my finger on it..O yes I remember when he came on screen acting the cool and sophisticated money lender I thought of David bowie
You know when bowies in a movie its going to be dreadful but get great reviews because his fans love him, well that's what I thought of 50p acting. Can't sing cant dance cant act
he will go along way.
Its almost blueprint in how not to make a movie about British life. This is yet another movie about the so called underworld of the u.k. made by people who have no idea about the underworld of the u.k. funded b millionaire football players and rent a yob actors this is so artificial it's the most plastic gangster movie yet. If you really want to see a movie and it has to be about gangster in the uk , then I suggest the Manchester movie "a very British gangster"