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Caveat (2020)
tapped out ten mins before end
As said in title. Kinda lost interest/ focus somewhere near the end. Realized I didn't even care how it finished. Having said that quite enjoyed the setting/atmos. Actors not to bad. Just didn't hold my interest. Sorry.
Blue (2002)
subtitles
To the person with the dvd with no subs!
Subtitles for this movie are available on the net! However, combining with your dvd could be tricky.
Your easiest option would be just to download the film, along with subtitles. Morally, you have purchased the film anyway.
Or you could rip your dvd using a program like handbrake, and then download subtitles and attempt to sync the two.
Ku bei (2021)
garbage
Started watching this on the strength of good reviews. Rotten tomatoes gives it 95pc!
If it wasn't for the fact that my son joined me in watching this I would have quit after thirty mins. Reminds me of the old vhs nasties. Better filmed, better acted, but still garbage. Sorry.
Loveland (2022)
Blake's 7 meets bladerunner
Started watching this tonight, I've been playing with my phone for the last forty mins. The films nearly finished. Not really got a clue what its about. Don't really care!
Immensely annoying start, the lead characters voice over is barely audible. They should have used subtitles. This film really wants to be blade runner, shame they couldn't afford the constant rain (they should have shot it in England).
I've given it three stars cause the lady was attractive.. if the lead guy could have spoke properly i might have gone to four.
Really though, this film is a waste of time. Mine anyway.
The Deep House (2021)
enjoyed
Enjoyed this film. As s£*t horror movies go, I've seen a lot worse. The cinematography is very good, someone complains of murky hand held camera? As far as i can see it was very good, in fact I'd love to know more about the filming. An enjoyable evenings viewing.
Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. (2018)
don't
Just don't. Read a book. Watch the grass growing. Just don't waist your time in this.
1408 (2007)
made for tv garbage
Searching for a horror film to watch, my wife and I unfortunately settled on this. Got good reviews. Turned out to be two hours of my life I'll never get back. My wife fell to sleep about an hour in. Very typical, nothing you've not seen before, made for tv Steven king. I actually tapped out with twenty minutes to go. There was nothing that had made me the slightest bit interested in how this would end. I only wanted it to. Based on a short story. Thirty minutes would have been enough.
Palm Springs (2020)
enjoyed this film
I love groundhog Day, reset, source code, edge of tomorrow, and boss level. How could i not love this?
To be honest I'm going to have to watch this again to get a fully formed opinion! Goofy film, clever even. Give it a go.
Labyrinthus: The Way of Not Being (2021)
pretentious garbage
If you have time to waste give this a go. Blah blah blah.
Chaos Walking (2021)
enjoyed
Just watched this. Didn't think I'd like it, due to lot of reviews. Actually, i did!
Liked the chemistry between the two lead, they were both good. Probably could have been better, but then so could most things. Give it a go, I've seen a lot worse.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
ok. nothing special
Been looking forward to this, remember watching the first Kong Godzilla with my brother back in the seventies.
Effects, predictably amazing. Story/plot not so. Maybe the kids will enjoy it.
Source Code (2011)
Awesome movie
Just rewatched this for the second time. It made me cry (and I'm a bloke)! maybe the film should have finished five minutes before it did, but what the hell. brilliant film, and to those people who say the science don't add up - really, and they would know?
Parallel (2018)
generous 5
Gonna give this five even though I couldn't make it to the end. Is probably an ok film but I just couldn't maintain interest and bailed out around an hour plus in. I didn't even fast forward, there was nothing that could interest me more than getting to bed. Interesting premise but the characters involved just didn't do anything fire me.
Color Out of Space (2019)
The king's new suit
Isn't it wonderful. Nick cage,s new film. No it's not. Absolute garbage. A waist of that part of your life
Get Out (2017)
just can't see it!
For the life of me I just can't see why this film gets such high reviews. I believe its political.
The film itself is ok, absolutely nothing you've not seen several times before. It breaks no new ground, to my mind anyway. It does what it does competently, but after reading all the stellar reviews I felt let down by this really run of the mill film. five out of ten at best
Cold Skin (2017)
enjoyed
I watch a few films, and most of em are a waste of my time.
Watched this one last night and enjoyed it. My wife also stayed till the end, which is the highest award a film of my choosing may aspire to.
Nicely atmospheric, only one massive plot hole to my mind, but hey, its a film, it's not real. go with it!
Excision (2012)
loved it
Enjoyed this film, just seemed your regular American highschool flick, bit indie, but the ending! wow, didn't see that coming
Relic (2020)
mediocre
Not to bad of a film. that's about the best i can say if it. very dim filming, lots of people shuffling around in a gloomy old wooden house. grandmother, mother and daughter. lots of creepy noises. an ending that doesn't make any sense at all. i watched this film in the strength of good reviews. I'd have been better off watching something else.
not a terrible film but i can't really recommend it. I've given it four stars but that's being generous
As Above, So Below (2014)
underrated for good reason
Someone describes this film as an underrated gem. well in my opinion it's underrated for good reason - its just but that good.
It passed an evening, and I've seen worse films. It provided s few jump scares, like when the lights come on there's a surge of music and a ghost screaming in your face. But after they done that so many times it kinda wears thin.
The ending doesn't really make much sense but by that time you don't really care. your just thankful its finished and you can get to bed
Ghosts of War (2020)
ok!
Entertaining film, not as bad as some of the reviews are making out. If you got nothing better to do it'll pass an evening. not sure what to make of the ending, certainly a twist i never saw coming.
but then I try bit to overthink things. i don't look for any deep meaning in a pop song written by a fifteen year old, and the plot of a film don't gotta be water tight for me to enjoy it.
And this film has lots of jump scares, which is what i watched it for.
The Machine (2013)
pretty girl
Like most chaps I'm a sucker for s pretty girl. And the main character's certainly that. That's why it gets two stars.
After that, why bother. Watch ex machina, superior in every way. Which film came first? If it was this one, thank God someone had the sense to see the potential.
Childish story, terrible acting. Unless your a massive fan of the girl, don't bother
1BR (2019)
waste of time
It comes across as a made for tv film. one of those you find in the afternoon, and you'd be best advised to sleep through. how does a film like this get good reviews,needs investigating?
The Hunt (2020)
nothing new but still good
This film brings nothing new to the genre, but what it does it does well. an enjoyable evenings viewing
The Deeper You Dig (2019)
started off good
Wanted to like this film! read some reviews, sounded like it might be interesting. started of well, scenery, camera work, acting all good. was settling down for a nice film night, but film lost its way. shame. if you just watch first half and then stop you'll have a better evening.
Went a bit nic cage, a bit psychadelic. not quite Mandy bad but that way.
looking at the first reviews I would suspect a connection, its not that good. I respect that this has been done on a budget by a small family company, and like they say, the cinematography is very good. I did love the feel of the film at first. I hope the Adams family continue to make films and hope they get better. A good plot is probably the least expensive yet most important part of any film
Gretel & Hansel (2020)
don't bother
I wasted an evening watching this. I had originally planned on researching Alps with a bottle of red, in the end I chose this and two cans of Aldi lager. And I must admit to falling asleep during.
If you plan on watching this you will no doubt dismiss this review. I probably would too.
enjoy (you probably won't)