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The Friend Zone (2012)
Bad
This is a sorry excuse of material. It is not worth a second off watching.
Gangs of New York (2002)
Amazing
Literally a great film. As films should be. I could not see how anyone could write it lower than about 7 out of 10.
Airplane Mode (2019)
This is a disgrace to the inventor of cameras
This may be the work of the lowest quality that I have ever seen it is an absolute disgrace and I genuinely feel like I need a good shower after watching it. I genuinely cannot emphasise enough please do not see this disgrace of a film. I am actually so horrified by it I would love to see the makers of the film get some serious prison time for creating something of such disgrace. I am now put off films and I am contemplating life.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Garbage
This film sucks and that is as simple as I can put it it is not funny it is annoying and the acting is terrible. My five year old daughter could have Made a better film than this. It is of zero quality and I would not wish it upon my worst enemy to see this garbage.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Horrific
How this film has a 20% approval rating is beyond me it is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen produced and the loveliest piece of work (of any form) that I have ever experienced. It is an absolute disgrace and if I could remove it from the world I would. I genuinely have only made a account on this site to leave a review on this film because I genuinely feel scarred at what I have just witnessed.
Aquaman (2018)
Ok film
I love Jason mama but he is bad in this movie. I think he is much better in Star Wars
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Ok film
This movie is very good but is just a little too explicit and over the top for my liking
Taxi Driver (1976)
Amazing
Handsdown one of the best movies ever made. There are few things I have ever seen that even come close to how good this movie is
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Average
The hype for this movie is way way too much. The movie is about as average as it gets its generic and churned out and lacks any real quality. No spoilers but they write them self into a corner go back in time and save the world from monsters. Granted the CGI is done extremely well and the cast is incredible but the writing is generic and is overall disappointing but that's just me.
Her & Him (2019)
Maybe the lamest excuse for porn you'll ever see
This film has the acting of a mentally incapable chimpanzee. It had absolutely 0 quality and I actually watched the whole thing thinking it would get better and it absolutely didn't. This may be the biggest waste of 30 minutes of my life. It is meant to be good porn but is absolutely the lamest excuse of a slutty dumb girl sucking a ugly boys cock you will Ever will see.
Suicide Squad (2016)
Actual garbage
This film is trash in comparison to what it could have been, don't even bother watching it