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Child's Play (2019)
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Who green lighted this piece of cinematic feces? They should be fired and charged with terminal cinema stupidity and given a life sentence watching any Jim Carey film.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Better actors needed.
Paltrow and Downey are the two most insipid actors on the planet. No matter the role they play it the same. Banal. Wooden. Worthless. Arrogant. Boring. I can only imagine how much better the films they disgraced would have been with real talent.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
Paltrow worst human on earth
Instead of a strong female lead, like Nancy Allen, we get the likes of the worst actress on the planet, if not one of the blandest generic people on the planet...Loser Paltrow. Her acting is banal and wooden compared to the talent that surrounds her in this film. She is the Kristen Stewart of her generation. Jude Law is excellent as is the rest of the cast. This film would've gotten a 10 if they had hired a real lead actress. Damn even her voice is enough to inspire anger and disgust.
Day of the Dead (2008)
Vile. Play a video game instead.
An inspid piece of trash. Stereotypes abound. Stupid plot. I have to ask, in wonder, how the money was budgeted for this??? Did they not read the horrid script. The person or persons who greenlighted this mess should undergo psychiatric help. A waste of time, money and very little talent. What a waste of Ving Rhames.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Vile, just vile
This has to be the worst of SS's films. Where to start? First is the inclusion of an annoying stereotypical smartass teenage child who thinks she is smarter than the adults around her. I despise this in movies. I despise children in movies. Oh and she is an African-American indicating she is the product of an interracial coupling! Oooooooo so shocking and trendy!!!! In reality it is quite boring and dated. This child serves no purpose and adds nothing to the plot except to get in the way. I kept wishing she would be the first to be killed and eaten. This whole POS is just like a slasher film from the 80's. A whole new group of "actors" are brought on screen to be killed...but not the useless "lead" actors. Moore's performance was just awful. She comes off as an arrogant insufferable know it all who is more knowledgeable and better than those around her. All at once she is a dino doctor, a professional pharmacist for an extinct species, a sharp shooter, a survivalist, an animal rights advocate and extremist, mother figure, feminist, and on and on. I wanted her to be eaten ASAP. Goldblum just plays the same snarky ass character he plays in every movie. The whole goodie two shoes personae of the "good guys" is enough to give anyone loose bowels and projectile vomiting. The whole man bringing evil to animals sequences was better done in Avatar. How Vince Vaughn ever made it as an actor is a mystery. He is just a pudgy waste. Oh and let's not forget the whole trailer off the cliff. Very predictable. This waste was made just for the money. Even SS realized what a mess this was. It would have been better if he had them killed off. But no, the "leads" are immune. Again, the movie was awful, predictable and over 2 hours of life I will never get back. Avoid at all costs!
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Garbage
Quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Really deserves a "zero" rating.