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Above Suspicion (2009)
Can't she manage to comb her hair????
Travis doesn't have a clue about how to dress for a crime scene. Her main focus seems to be attracting admirers. Although her eye make-up is extensive in every scene, she apparently hasn't any idea how to comb her hair. These are all minor diversions that keep the viewer from getting involved in the plot. At the end of one episode, she sceams "I love you" to her superior officer, who's been dismissive of her - what the hell is there for her to love?
It's a miracle that this squad solves any of the crimes the writers have devised. They devised a squad that seems to be made up of about 30 people, but they have no idea how to solve crimes.
Major Crimes (2012)
A huge waste of time; don't bother!
There doesn't seem to be a commanding officer in the Major Crimes Unit. Interviews of suspects are conducted with several officers questioning the individual being questioned. The character Rusty serves no purpose at all. I suspect the producrs of The Closer fired the entire writing staff. Plot lines are simply awful. And could somebody explain to me why Mary McDonnell can't speak louder than a whisper? In summary, why this lasted longer than one season is beyond me. Maybe the viewing public is dumber than I thought.
TRASH!!
There doesn't seem to be a commanding officer in the Major Crimes Unit. Interviews of suspects are conducted with several officers questioning the individual being questioned. The character Rusty serves no purpose at all. I suspect the producrs of The Closer fired the entire writing staff. Plot lines are simply awful. And could somebody explain to me why Mary McDonnell can't speak louder than a whisper? In summary, why this lasted longer than one season is beyond me. Maybe the viewing public is dumber than I thought.
TRASH!!
The Flight Attendant (2020)
Season 2 - don't waste your time!
First of all, the idea of a CIA civilian asset whose only job is to "keep an eye on a target at his hotel" is moronic! I should have tuned it off immediately, but I gave it a chance for 2 episodes. Don't waste your time like I did!
Windfall (2022)
Don't waste your time!
My biggest question - Why did I continue to watch this even after I'd come to the conclusion that this is garbage? 1:20 into the movie, the guy FINALLY figures out how to tie somebody up!
Together (2021)
Horror
I got 11 minutes into this disaster before I turned it off. It brings back horrific traumatic memories of my parents disastrous marriage. Why would two people who obviously hate each other choose to spend any time together? Comedy? More like Horror.
Lonely Hearts (2006)
Absolutely awful
Casting Salma Hayek as obese Martha Beck is just cause to execute the makers of this mess. Interesting that they chose to show the execution of Fernandez but drew the line at sensationalizing Beck's execution.
The Guest (2014)
Total crap
I've only watched the first 20 minutes, but it seems to me that if a stranger showed up, I'd ask a question or two. But then these moron parents allow their daughter to leave the house dressed like a cheap streetwalker. They dont ask why their son comes home from school with a huge bruise. If you enjoy crap, have at it!
Columbo: Murder in Malibu (1990)
OMG This is a dog! Don't waste your time!
Everything is done badly here. The writing is pathetic. The acting, even Falk, is awful! The director seems to be asleep half the time. Dam Stevens is probably the worst actor I've ever seen. Brenda Vaccaro, who usually is a passable actress, hams it up in all her scenes. The poor acting might not have been so noticeable except for the script. It honestly feels like it was patched together belatedly. The plot makes no sense at all. Falk looks like he's reading his lines.
Time of Death (2013)
Another "super model" turned detective
And, then, 20 minutes into this mess, the two really, really young detectives jump each other's bones. I'm not sure why I'm going to finish watching this crap.
Little Boy Blue (2017)
Too damn slow!
If they cut the running time by half, it might make this series viewable. Otherwise, it's a snoozefest.
Marcella (2016)
Unbelievable Crap
This unbelievable piece of crap revolves around one key plot point. Marcella suffers from some psychological disorder which causes her to black out in fits of violent rage. Of course, this "disorder" doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind of the author of this piece of dung. Due to unbelievable gross incompetence on the part of her immediate DI supervisors and her DCI, she is allowed again and again and again to abuse suspects, mess with evidence, attack civilians and generally wreak havoc across her city.
This series should be categorized as "fantasy" or "science fiction".
McDonald & Dodds (2020)
Absolute garbage
Don't waste your time with this. No wonder they made only two episodes.
Motherless Brooklyn (2019)
Portrayal of disability doesn't equal great acting!
Just another obvious, pathetic attempt to garner an Oscar nomination by taking on the role of a mentally challenged individual, this time Tourette's Syndrome. Soooooo boring. Then top it off with a bunch of artsy scenes wherein somebody has an out-of-body experience floating around somewhere. I only got about 20 minutes into this movie. Don't waste your time like I wasted mine.
Midsomer Murders (1997)
World's stupidest detective!
Ugh! When I'm looking for something to put me to sleep immediately, this series does the job! Barnaby doesn't really investigate the murders; he just socializes in whichever "village" is the setting of the episode. There are normally at least 3 murders that take place before suddenly, he solves them all
This series is a joke.