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The End We Start From (2023)
Is this a joke?
I am currently in the theater with my wife and one other person not sitting near us so it isn't a big deal using the phone.
We are both shocked. This is easily the worst movie I've seen in years assuming nothing spectacular (not holding breath) in the last 20-30 minutes.
I won't spoil it too much for those of you that will still go in spite of reading this, but:
-80% of the movie has no dialogue.
-most of that time with no dialogue is just cameras panning around and pictures of nothing in particular
-apparently there is mass flooding (apparently from rain) even hundreds of km from the ocean yet it is sunny or just overcast most days and when it rains it is a light shower
-btw...still nothing happening and it is yet again not raining.
-muchbof the movie is filmed in very high-lands that are not flooded at all yet 'flooding!!'
-for the 43rd time the movie showed 15to20seconds of the mother staring at her baby...just staring...15 or 20 times ...sometimes for as long as 30 seconds...
If you find this review riveting you should go watch this movie. If you think this review is boring af you get the drift. Omg..this movie is honestly shocking.
Nightflyers (2018)
why is there no 0 stars?
Want woke? With zero science (but I suppose a lot of fiction). Bad acting. Rambling everything (story, speeches, etc.). People who are too dumb to be movie stars let alone astronauts...then this is the series for you!
Imagine if you spilt warm, month old, milk into a bowl of pineapple juice and mixed it with uncooked noodles and spam then ate it while running a marathon. This would begin to give you the feeling of watching this mess.
Disclaimer: I admittedly only watched the first , plus 10 min of 5, episodes (an exceptional feat imo) so maybe it turns into blade runner meets terminator meets star trek meets whatever ppl think is awesome after that...