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Last Man Down (2021)
Not good.
Terrible film, that bad it's almost funny, it's more like vanity project or something?
As others mentioned, rambling muscle man who quite clearly cannot act without a proper director, it's comical in a bad way, save yourself one and a half hours and watch something else, nothing to see here! It would have been a one but it made me laugh at it, not with it.
The Show (2020)
Garbage, and I'm from where it was filmed!
I gave it half an hour, it's "artistic" nonsense, it really is, seriously don't waste your time. It's terrible, if could get my half hour back I would, and this is from someone who can laugh at and enjoy asylum films, huge fail.
Zeros and Ones (2021)
Don't waste your time.
This film is a mess, I'm not even sure what the message was, it's a waste of time, seriously don't bother, even the beginning was very weird, like he's trying to convince you the film is good or has meaning? It's all just nonsense, video and word salad, with nothing, not even some weird veggie soya let alone any meat or olive oil, I think it's even put me off food now, it's that bad. Don't see it, your life will be better because of it, and no, I'm not being harsh, it really is that rubbish.
Nobody (2021)
Loved this unexpected film!
Don't even think about not watching it, it's stupid, serious, daft, funny, the action, it's a breath of fresh air, just watch it for what it is, a really good entertaining film that will take your mind off anything! Well worth a watch, not with your kids tho! It's bloody.
The Rookie: True Crime (2021)
Terrible.
Gap filler episode, really not worth watching, I don't know what they are thinking with this rubbish?
Songbird (2020)
Not as bad as people are saying 6 to 9. Btw, it's not a comedy.
This is not as bad as what people are making out, I honestly don't understand why the hate? And I don't know why it's under comedy? It's not, It's an Ok film. Yeah it's not AAA but it's worth a watch, it's well over B grade. Will I watch it again? I doubt it, it's one of them films, I've seen it.
I'm giving it a 9 but it's really a 6, because of the down voters giving it 1?!?!, it's far far better than that. Happy New Year.
The Midnight Sky (2020)
There's a film in there somewhere.
Nope, sorry, there isn't, nothing really to see here, very much like the film, it's visually stunning at times, other than that, nothing. Don't bother.
Airliner Sky Battle (2020)
Know what it is.
Rubbish, entertaining rubbish, only to be laughed at. This film is funny rubbish. 4/10 because it did make smile through out, it's terrible, but not quite "it's that terrible it's amazing!" Literally watch this if you have seen everything you've ever wanted to see in the universe, I feel dirty watching and reviewing this, so I'm off for a bath.
The Stranger (2020)
Should have stuck it together!
This is a film in small parts, it should have been a film, watch every episode back to back
That said, it's good, definitely worth watching.
Mysteries of the Deep (2020)
I'm giving this a 10 because of the haters
Is this original? No. Have most of the stories been told before? Maybe yes, but there's quite a few mysteries in an episode, not just one, quite a few that I've never heard of, it's not shoddy or rushed together, and it's Jeremy Wade!, it's still worth a watch. It's actually a 6/10, good effort, it could be better, but worth a watch!
Outback (2019)
Unfair reviews...
This wasn't a bad film, the acting was good, yes it was a bit slow but the film was intended to be. It doesn't deserve less than a 6/10 for the film that it is.
Altered Carbon (2018)
Altered Carbon is Not Altered Carbon
Season 2.. Is a different show, it might as well be called something different.
Come to Daddy (2019)
Slow start, but a very good watch.
This is a great film, extremely messed up, surprising turns, it's very very strange so might not be everyone's cuppa tea, but definitely worth watching! A good 8/10 from me.
1917 (2019)
I'm going to keep this simple.
As visually stunning as this film is, the story lacks depth, emotion, and at times is plain stupid, for the story I would give 3, cinematics 9, so a 5 from me. I wouldn't watch it again, a very forgettable film, the first 50min was ok, the rest..... not so good.
Black Flowers (2018)
Where to start or where to finish. I don't know?
I wish I knew where to start with this review, I guess it was when this 'film' finished and thank God it did, and I wish it had of been sooner rather than later, very poor and that's being kind. I like b movies, some of them are real gems, but this? No, just no, I'm giving it 2 stars because the actors took it seriously, even though the script is terrible and half of them cannot act, it's a D movie, just a tad over Asylum quality, it must have been a tax write off or something. Skip it, avoid, or watch it if you like a terrible film, terrible acting, and laughs at which you was not seriously supposed to laugh, be warned, you will not get this 1hr45min of your life back, and you will regret it, the only upside, it does have a few hot woman, other than that, nothing, just nothing, a solid 2/10 a number 2!, and that's only because I have to save 1 for Asylum films. I wish they had a 0/10, so I could rate this 1/10, but they don't.
Ragnarok (2020)
What can I say, A different take on Thor and the Gods
This is quite an amazing show, it's not marvel, it's not Hollywood, just a different take on things.
I watched it in English, as I hate subtitles, it did not let me down, the first 2 episodes was ok, but it only gets better and better, definitely watch it for something different, a solid 8, giving it a 9 because of the bad reviews, definitely worth watching! Can't wait to see how this plays out!
The Stranger (2020)
Definitely not perfect but keeps you on the edge of your seat!
Get past episode 2, totally gripping, great acting most of the time, totally amazing twists, definitely worth binge watching! It's a solid 8, but I gave a 9 because people expect to much and giving lower score that it deserves, this is thriller definitely worth watching.
The VelociPastor (2018)
Pure Trash. Just watch It!
I joined IMBD just to review this "Film" my god, a total mash up of one liners, no CGI, a complete abomination, so bad, it's totally amazing, I cried with laughter, as others said, this film knows what it is, and does it in style! an absolutely terrible masterpiece! there is no shame, it is just terrible, seriously funny. a must watch.