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Green (2011)
Saved me from suicide
The fathers deep emotional connection with the Brooklyn squirrel reminded me that death is inevitable, and that really struck me. The slight romantic undertones in said relationship are controversial yet beautiful. Also the dad is hot.
Killer Bean Forever (2008)
Moist
While watching this movie, the word "moist" consistently described the way I felt during this movie, in three different ways. The intense suspense written into this movie had me drenched in sweat, my body almost couldn't handle the anxiety about what was going to happen next. The next of the three "moists" is urine, I know it sounds gross but this movie had me rolling! Each comedic line was written and delivered perfectly, the comedy aspect of this was just right. I was laughing so hard I was continually soaking my chair with my laughing-induced urine. The last one is...well... this movie is... extremely...attractive. The CGI of the characters is amazing and the character design has me moist. What can I say, I love this movie.