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The VelociPastor (2018)
10 STARS - ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. A MUST-WATCH
18 January 2020 - 318 out of 337 users found this review helpful.
This is nothing but a hilarious ride from start to finish, a mangled heap of god-awful props, dialogue, costuming, lighting, special effects, and acting jammed into an inexplicable plot by a genius director who manages to make a very bad movie on purpose without any shred of pretense or shame. The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class.
Watch this movie. It's terrible. It's schlocky. You'll love it.
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