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Maestro (2023)
Should have been titled SLEAZEBAG
Watched Maestro expecting to see a movie about Leonard Bernstein, as a great conductor, composer, and pianist. I thought we might get a glimpse into his creative processes, how he got started as a musician. I thought we might see how he created some of his most popular works. His musical relationships with others. Did he come up with ideas easily? Where did his ideas come from? Did he agonize over musical ideas or did they just come to him stream of consciousness? Instead we get a movie about Leonard Bernstein, a low life sleaze bag that cheated on his (dying) wife every chance he could get. Very disappointing. More like a soap opera. Made me despite someone I once respected.
The Rental (2020)
What a bore....
An hour and a half of your life you'll never get back. Nothing happens for the first half hour and then any questions you might have are never answered.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022)
Still waiting.....
I'm 3 episodes in and so far the only thing I find mysterious is how Anna's fingernails change from scene to scene. She's washing her hands, they're natural. Next scene, they're painted and fake. Continuity?????
Hell Fest (2018)
Seen It All Before
The exact same formula as every '80s horror movie you ever seen.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
Nothing Really Happening Here
The whole movie is basically the slowest chase scene in the world.
Stowaway (2021)
Don't Waste Your Time
Stowaway seems interesting at first, but any questions you might have about what's going on or why are never answered. When the movie's over you'll be left wondering why you sat through it.
Behind Her Eyes (2021)
Nothing is Happening
In all fairness, I've only watched 1 1/2 episodes, but nothing is happening and nothing is going on that makes me care what happens. I think all the hype about the ending is just a way to get us to sit through it. Sorry
Jazz on a Summer's Day (1959)
Too Little Performance Footage
Thought this was going to be a great concert film but was very disappointed. The performances are great but the film makers spend more time showing footage of the audience dancing and smoking, etc., than of the actual artists. What a shame.
Us (2019)
Kept my interest, but..........
Unsatisfying ending. I like horror/ mystery/ suspenseful movies but even though I know they are ridiculous and make believe, I want to be able to say, " Oh, that's why that happened". This is not one of them.
Marriage Story (2019)
Boring.....
I don't find people that are miserable all the time entertaining.
Sorry...
It Comes at Night (2017)
Still waiting......
....for an ending. an explanation, something, anything.
What a waste of time.
The Open House (2018)
Could've Been Good.......
.....I'll let you know if they ever write an ending! The movie just ends! No explanation for the things that have happened and nothing in the movie even hints at theory. What a waste.....
Creep (2014)
Boring....
On one hand the movie does keep you interested enough to want to find out what happens. But on the hand, when you do it's like, "Oh, yeah, the typical ending for this kind of movie."