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Parish (2024)
Play stupid games....
This wasn't a bad show. Had some entertaining moments, decent acting, and sets. Overall pretty stupid though so don't use logic when watching. The last episode felt like the typical lib thought. His son(a grown black man) gets caught breaking into a vehicle, then runs toward the owner(white guy of course) while digging in pockets after getting caught, and guy being robbed shoots. Everyone in the show acts like the burglar was an innocent victim, they literally say that over and over. The guy gets kidnapped and almost shot cause he didn't call for an ambulance. New Orleans is the worst city in the US for crime. Unplanned murders happen daily. Thugs literally walk up to people and shoot them for a wallet or purse. Or it's a gang initiation. Carjackings happen all the time as well. Of course the guy getting robbed would rather be safe than sorry when robber comes at him but the show never mentions the whole play stupid games win stupid prizes. Not sure why libs don't believe self accountability. It's always someone else's fault. (The white man)
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
Worth theater price
Awesome movie. Lots of fun. Non stop entertaining. It just constantly flows and keeps you guessing. This is a breath of fresh air outta Hollywood. No agenda being shoved down your throat. Just a good Ole action mystery flick. All the actors are top notch and cruise does a phenomenal job as usual. Can't wait for part 2. Even though this one can stand on its own. It's not a letdown knowing this is a 2 part. I don't wanna give anything away cause its awesome. Go see it. Go see it. And go see sound of freedom as well. Both are by far the best movies in years from the establishment. Did I say Go see it?
Day Shift (2022)
Trash
Stop giving snoopy dawg roles. He can not act whatsoever. I guess he's supposed to be an OG country vampire killer but gets his neck ripped out at the first fight. Of course the only white guy vampire hunter is a moron that constantly pees his pants and constantly gets beat up. I can easily turn off logic for a fun action movie but this isnt one of them. Nothing makes any sense and it's just not fun. The few worn out comedic lines are cringy. There's plenty of better crap on Netflix to waste time.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part V (2022)
I get it now. It's a parody!
Since we know what happens to obi, Leah, and Vader, they had to make characters we cared about living or dying. They failed. Everyone got excited when 3rd sista was stabbed by Vader. Aaand of course he left her alive. 🙄 He snaps the necks of imperial leaders left and right for small mistakes but the person trying to kill him gets to live. Leah is still annoying. The only guy with sense is like zip it little girl, we're trying to survive to which obi is like, let her be our electrical engineer. Trust me. No one notices her little droid has evil red glowing eyes. The grand inquisitor who was stabbed is back. Apparently anyone that takes a Light sabers trough the gut lives nowadays. 3rd sista has done it twice. No one gets hit in the firefight between a 100 people standing 20 feet apart. I guess it has gotten pretty funny. Good job dumbazzes.
Copshop (2021)
81% on rotten tomatoes??!?!
What a silly movie. It tries to do Quentin Tarantino humor but fails miserably. I still don't know what the plot was. They even had a mysterious bag of unknown items. Such a waste of talented actors. The hero (a black Mary Sue) uses a single action revolver (a firearm which has a hammer that needs to be cocked before every shot) even though we never see her pull the hammer back or reload before shooting super fast 20+ times. She An explosion blows her 50 feet and she hops right up. This is after she's been shot in the gut hours ago. Oh and on the way to the hospital she stops the ambulance and decides to go cross country to hunt the Gerard Butlers character who was shot so many times I lost count.
Mid90s (2018)
Wtf is this?
I grew up in the 90s. Yeah some skated. I couldn't relate with anyone in this film. Must be a California thing. We had respect and manners in the south. Especially to our single moms.
The King of Staten Island (2020)
Davidson ruined it for me
Interesting story and pretty funny. All the actors give a pretty good believable performance except pete Davidson. I could get his annoying voice and awkwardness being part of the character but he constantly looks like he's about to break character and screw up the lines much like he does on snl. He should take acting classes or just stick to stand up comedy.
Hours (2013)
Some truth
Finally someone shows a little of the terrible things thugs did. Yes, they actually shot at Helicopters. Yes they stole all prescription medicines. Yes they stole everything they could carry. And were killing people that tried to stop them. Sadly he wouldn't have made it out of there alive.
The Outpost (2019)
Amazing true story
Great acting. Great visuals. Feels like your there.