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War of the Worlds (2019)
Not at all what it said on the tin
If you like interpersonal drama and survival confusion/hysterics then this might be the thing to watch. If you like scifi it is NOT the thing to watch - because there is no scifi in it. At all.
Meteor Assault (2015)
What a load of crock
Astronomer fighting "the Man" to reveal a 4 cubic kilometer Dark Asteroid heading for Earth. Scores of FBI agents hunting this man while small asteroids pummel everything and everyone AS HE IS CLEARLY (insert choice of Prime Evil). Manages to launch a hobby-rocket with a pint of liquid handwavium that vaporises the metor 500m before it impacts Earth.
Its an insult to chimpanzee intelligence. Study your navel lint rather than watch this.
Only worth one star because of the banana in the tailpipe homage.
Another Life (2019)
Please warn before you post such crap, Netflix
Here is what I Skyped to a scifi interested pal about halfway into the first ep:
"Another Life", new series on Netflix. Alien artifact lands on Earth. Doesnt wanna talk. Earth sends its one Alcubiere-drive ship to the star where it came from. Captain Starbuck, a rouge hothead a55hole second-in-command and half of the Paradise Hotel-house are supposed to save the day. Just a TAD skeptic..."
Turns out that was just about enough to properly review it here too