Change Your Image
heather-ducharme
Reviews
Terrifier 2 (2022)
WTF?
Were ALL our drinks spiked with Molly? This way-too-long movie just goes friggin' cuckoo for cocoa puffs in the third act. Does the mini-Art girl exist? Does Sienna briefly go to hell/the worst food truck ever? How big IS this abandoned carnival? Why does it have power? Is the mom's alcoholism why her kids are so annoying? Is the father's old sketchbook supposed to somehow imply he is behind all this mayhem, or is it just the biggest coincidence in the entire universe? Was that dead possum locally sourced? Who was responsible for borrowing Leila's gold bikini? I just don't know. Not really scary or gory because the effects are cheap.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
That's it?
Ends with no resolution. All of the sudden, it's just over with no clue as to what is going to happen to any of these people they're had us watch. The little boy is annoying as hell and I was hoping for him to get eaten by a monster from his first pathetic expression to his baby-neglect to his wussy screams. Only Cillian Murphy is worth watching, as he's amazing in everything. It must be hard for him to have to carry this entire movie with no help from Emily Blunt, who makes one total expression in the film and whose feet get more close-ups than her face. We're introduced to side characters and weird bits that are never explored. Just a mess.
Escape Room (2019)
Not Scary, But Fun As Heck
Listen, you're not going to be terrified. But if you like light horror (as in, no gore) and neato situations that characters must power through, you'll dig this. You can show this horror to your teens, as there's no sex and no profanity (that I remember). I actually found it quite enjoyable and creative, and had a blast watching.
I usually watch very hardcore horror, gore, and nasty film, but I thought this was really fun. It definitely made me want to try an escape room!
San Andreas Quake (2015)
Good Lord.
MAJOR SPOILER FOR MAJORLY RIDICULOUS MOVIE.
I haven't even finished watching this insane Asylum disaster film but I needed to immediately log in to give this film 10 stars because of the tremendous animation in the - wait for it - HIPPO ATTACK SCENE.
I will never again watch a film and be fulfilled unless there is a hippo attack scene. HIPPO. ATTACK. SCENE. My life is complete.