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A Ghost Story (2017)
Highly Recommend...for insomniacs
Required characters for a review is 600. Ok, here goes. Sucked. Stupid. Boring. Pathetic. Endurance contest. Super sad. Depressing. Weird. Confusing. Cruel. Pitiful. Bad. Dumb. This review does not contain spoilers because there's nothing to spoil. Who cut the eye holes in the sheet? What kind of pie did she eat? Did he go back in time with the pioneer family? Who was the hippie blowhard describing time? What happened to the neighbor ghost, they just went flat. Why were there no people of color? What was the message? What did the note say? Why he mean to some people but not all people? Why did I watch this whole thing?
Haunting of the Queen Mary (2023)
WHAT THE $#!@%???
They flipflop through time so much to take your mind off the fact that it makes NO sense at all. No answers as to why anything is happening. If I hadn't wasted $7.99 on it, I would have turned it off earlier instead of the endurance contest to the end, hoping for a plausible explanation for the mishmash of events.
Was it possession? Was it haunting? Did they live or die? Who walked off the ship, the couple or were they just their bodies inhabited by spirits? Who the heck knows?
Amongst the varied "what the %$#!" and "huh??" moments, are several reminds to see if maybe we missed something. The only thing I miss is my $7.99.
The Unkind (2021)
Are these ex-porn stars trying to make a regular movie?
Be thankful the lighting is so dark throughout the movie so you don't have to see what a mind-numbing waste of time this film is.
The dialog is lame, the acting is as bad as it gets, and the potential for a plot was wasted on this crap-fest. The only reason we watched it to the end is because we dared each other not to fall asleep.
Gratuitous T&A, cussing and monster pop-outs are strewn throughout in a feeble attempt to keep your attention.
I honestly don't know who's more idiotic, the makers of this movie, or the gullible few of us that actually watched the whole thing.
Every time you think it's over, it ain't, it just keeps going and going.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Redemption in Her Corner (2020)
Give that girl an award
If that little gal Manni Perez doesn't get some recognition for her performance in this episode, something is seriously wrong in Hollywood. She either needs a show of her own or a starring role in a few movies.
Criminal Minds: Ghost (2020)
Don't watch if you're tired.
Are the producers trying to give young inexperienced writers and directors a shot at a big time prime time show? You know, like in sports, when a team is so far behind in the score, they know there's no chance of winning, so they let the rookies finish the game?
Criminal Minds: Date Night (2020)
Wait, What?
When you need to spend the final 5 minutes of the episode explaining the rest of the episode, and the viewers are still confused, it was a bad episode.