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Oleanna (1994)
Emotion: ANGER
If you ever have the urge to hate a movie character, this is the movie to watch. I hate the character Oleanna more than anything ever. But that is exactly what the story is going for and if you feel like getting really angry or want to truly feel the emotions of a movie, than this movie is amazing. William H Macy plays an extremely likable character who is screwed over by a heartless feminist b****.
I was shaking with rage (literally physically shaking) during the course of this movie and really just wanted to find a gun, find Oleanna, and murder her in cold blood. But, fortunately for me, Oleanna is just a character, so I went on with my life. I would advise seeing this movie with a towel to bite down on and with a lot of patience to sit through without throwing something at the TV.
If you want a movie where emotions run high, definitely see this movie. If you want even just a shred of joy in your movie, avoid this movie at all costs.
Elektra (2005)
How does this have good ratings?
I would consider this one of the worst, if not THE worst movie I have ever seen. Lucky for me, there are plenty of opportunities to laugh at how bad the movie is. The character is barely explained beyond the fact that she is a martial arts prodigy who was orphaned after some crazy assassin killed her parents. Also, the villains are lead by a council of evil Asian guys, which are completely unexplained and therefore hilarious. There is also a guy who can turn his tattoos into animals, that are for some reason rocket powered. The best is that a whole team of about 30 ninjas attacks Elektra at a mansion and they all jump through one window over the stove where Elektra is waiting to blow them up. You would think one of those 30 NINJAS would realize that jumping through the one window above the stove is not a good entry. All the villains die anti-climatically in a cloud of smoke. The invincible guy dies by a tree falling slowly onto him. The tattoo guy dies when Elektra finds him and just stabs him while he is in some sort of trance. The final bad guy runs into her knife, going super-speed with apparently no super reflexes.