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The Grudge (2004)
So bad I laughed!!!!!
Wow. I would prefer to make love to a 3,000 pound man with cheese puffs stuffed in his nostrils than call this film an actual movie. I mean its some dumb kid in a weird house terrorizing the tenants. The beginning made no sense, the script was crap after crap. However, compared to the sequel, this film is a masterpiece. Still, worst movie ever made. Kids went to see this because its a frigging summer scare. And its not even that! I laughed when the woman was eaten under the covers! Sarah Michelle Gellar might find it hard to get work after this project and its sequel. Another thing that was funny, when the kid opens his mouth, he meows. I mean, did he eat a cat at some point in the movie? Or is it still stuck in his throat after he got murdered? Seriously, a good horror film that won''t let you sleep is The Silence of the lambs, or the Shining. Not this! I laughed myself to sleep! Worst Movie I ever saw! Saw...thats a good one too!
The Untouchables (1987)
Best film of all time!!!
This is the best film I have ever seen in my life bar-none! The story of how Eliot Ness brought down Al Capone has never been told better! Some of the most powerful emotions I have ever seen are in this film. Action, drama, corruption, life, death, this movie has it all! The scene of Malone's death was a great way to build up suspense. Sometimes, the greatest emotions are told without saying anything at all. This classic should be treasured for all time and nothing can get a better review from me than this timeless classic! Once again, the greatest movie I have ever seen. When other movies try to get better than this, they can't because that dream is 'untouchable'!
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino at his finest!!!!!
This movie is a brilliantly intricate story of Vincent and everyone connected to him within a two day time line. No doubt Tarantino's best work next to Reservoir Dogs and some of the best music. Samuel L. Jackson should'voe gotten an Oscar for his performance. I may be Jewish but I have still memorized Jackson's Bible quote. It's on my top ten list and won't ever come off! A definite masterpiece for all time and I have a bad feeling it will be remade in 10 years or so with no success. No one can live up to this timeless masterpiece. They can sure try if they want to, but they can't replace it. Ladies and gentlemen, Pulp Fiction!