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Bumblebee (2018)
Optimus: Autobots.... Great Job!
This is the only Transformers movie I can safely stomach. It has great action sequences, a wonderfully written script, coupled with tons of heart and humanity. These are qualities the main series of films embarrassingly lacked. I love Haillee Steinfeld and John Cena, together with Bumblebee himself they drive this classic into the stratosphere. I've never been one for writing movie reviews, but this Masterpiece caught me during a good week. And don't get me started on the soundtrack, I won't ever Forget About You Bumblebee. Those other films that were pretending to be The Transformers can never hold a candle to Bumblebee, for it holds the greatest quality of them all.... It's actually Memorable.
The Winchesters: Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye (2023)
I'm Out Ya'll, Peace
What in the real God's name were they smoking when they dropped the ball on this abysmal muck of a show? I watched the pilot out of curiosity, then I shouted F-U and took a hike. I watched this blasphemy of an episode to see how worse it could be than the pilot, I really wish I had not watched the pilot. I also wish I had never watched Carry On, 15 years and that's how they went out? I realize we were all in the middle of a pandemic, but Jee-Wiz don't you think that wretched episode could've been a little better. And forget about The entire Winchester Clan altogether, what happened to Dean and the entire Supernatural legacy did my heart no good. And I'm Sorry but Old Man Sam just looked to goofy and unconvincing.
Star Trek: Picard (2020)
I Don't Care Anymore
Star Trek and Star Wars need to be taken away, never to return, I believe we'll all be better off that way. Those two once powerful juggernauts of entertainment should be summarily tossed into the great black hole of franchise death. I'm okay with that, it would be for the greater good.
Little Women (2019)
Little Boring
Boring and convoluted, the director clearly has no idea how to connect a Flashback with present tense narrative to make both flow together fluidly, so as to allow the audience to understand just where the heck they are in the story. I actually love all the actresses who starred in this film, I'm just not going to recommend it as a good one to watch.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Vengeance Factor (1989)
Riker is Nuts
Riker is one heartless son of a gun, he had no clear reason for vaporizing that poor girl. Why did he do it? I don't know, Will he do it again? I can't be sure, but please don't hurt his feelings or he might vaporize you too. Also, I hated this episode, so it only gets one star from me.
Batman & Robin (1997)
Stupid and Dumb
Batman and Robin sucks, it's stupid and dumb and not very fun to watch. It's dumb and stupid and stupid and dumb at the same time, if I had 50 million dollars for every time I mentioned the words stupid and dumb in this review I would be freakin rich.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Samaritan Snare (1989)
Teeth Are For Chewing
The part with Wes and Picard is worth watching, but the half with the Pakleds is just about as stupid as the Pakleds. How Tweedledee and Tweedledum got their Hands on a spaceship is something I will never waste time thinking about.
Jeopardy! (1984)
I ❤ Jeopardy
I'll really miss Alex Trebek, his show should have went with him, It cannot and will not Last much longer without him. Just end it now before it gets out of hand.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Yesterday's Enterprise (1990)
I Love Feeling Ways About Stuff
Great Episode, can't say enough good things about. It's a classic piece of storytelling, End of story, Goodbye, the end.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Child (1988)
Boring
Dr. Pulaski is an idiot, and this an awful episode.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: When the Bough Breaks (1988)
Whatever
Picard should have immediately gone to startleet command and brought back a fleet of ships with him for a little show of intimidation, because that's how you take care of Business. Stupid staff writers.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Shades of Gray (1989)
BAD TREK
The #1 worst episode of the entire 7 year run of the series.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Justice (1987)
GARBAGE
This episode did not impress me 34 years ago and I stand by my convictions to this very day, plus I still cannot tolerate that stupid wesley. Starfleet is full of liars you dumb idiot.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Bombad Jedi (2008)
I Sighed a Heavy Sigh As I Posted This Comment
Viceroy Gunray is an Idiot, Battle Droids are Idiots, Jar Jar Binks is an Idiot and this entire episode is one big idiot. I know why George Lucas created that floppy eared Doofus. But why did Qui-Gon Jinn have to save his life? Qui-Gon was an Idiot Too.
Star Wars: Visions (2021)
????
The Duel and Akakiri are great shows, I really enjoyed them, but the rest of this series was a huge bore and a letdown. If it's lucky enough to get a second season maybe they can make better stories.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
BOUT DAMN TIME!!!
Loved it, can't wait for more, please give us more.
Sliders (1995)
The 10 Stars Are For the First 2 and a Half Year Only
Professor Arturo's Dead body was left behind in a doomed reality of an earth set to be smacked into Oblivion by a solar flare, and it happened. Between that and those ridiculous Aliens and various other garbage, i don't How I made it that far before ditching the show. I prefer to remember Sliders the way it used to be.
Hong Kong Phooey (1974)
HONG KONG CREEPY
The switchboard operator has the hots for Hong Kong phooey? Yeah that's right folks, the Bottle blonde dopehead receives the vapors everytime that crime fighting mutt is within the vicinity of her achy breaky heart. Yeah that's right she's got it bad for a dog, not for a human male who is fully capable of being a dog, but a real actual dog. This troubled young lady needs help fast.
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (1984)
Still fun to watch
There's a scene where mace climbs into his parent's wooden cage with the greatest of ease, because apparently it was built so anyone could climb in and out of it at free will. Did his mom and pop ever think about doing so? Apparently not. Stupid much? Totally.
Supernatural (2005)
Running on Empty... How Ironic
The 10 stars i gave this series are for the first 5 seasons only, i stood by Supernatural from beginning to end, for the better and the worse. But in light of recent events i've decided to change my mind, i liked the seasons that followed after 1-5 but not anymore, Sera Gamble and all the little idiots who followed with her (they know who they are) can all go straight to HELL. Rock and roll never forgets and i never Forgive, 15 years... What a damn waste.
The Polar Express (2004)
Yeesh!!!
This was the best horror movie i've seen since the exorcist, and that aint saying one damn thing because the exorcist was a genuine classic, but this movie sucks. It fails as an authentic entertaining christmas film but fully succeeds as an authentic but sucky horror movie. Creepy, disturbing, disconnected characters in a rigid and lifeless void of nothing. Part of me was hoping it would quickly turn into agatha christie's murder on the polar express
Envy (2004)
I ACTUALLY ESCAPED FROM HELL
I used to think spaceballs was the worst comedy film ever made, but envy has taken that title. A dog that can't stop farting would be funnier to watch than this garbage, it wouldn't smell too nice though, but i might get a chuckle or 2 out of it.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
A PIECE OF MY SOUL LIVES IN THIS FILM
Still the Greatest Piece of Storytelling Put to Film, A Timeless Ageless Classic. I Will Never Get Tired of Watching This Powerhouse Epic, A True Masterpiece, And Far As I Am Concerned, Still the Greatest Movie Hollywood Has Ever Produced In My Time.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
BILL & TED NEED TO FACE FACTS
Watching Keanu Reeves try to be Ted again was a cringe worthy chore, it honestly hurt. Did we really need to see these 2 excellent dudes as middle aged old farts trying to recapture their glory days? It's been 30 years but i never once gave a second or any thought for that matter to there ever being a third adventure, and this most heinous affair has a most ironic title. Seriously folks, maybe it's time we all forget about facing the music and just face the facts.
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
GO TO HELL FARRELYS
This garbage didn't make me laugh 20 years ago and i still fail to find it the least bit amusing today. I tried it out yesterday and my opinion stands just as firm as it did all those years ago.