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Jackass Forever (2022)
I grew up watching Jackass and this is Awful
For context I have seen all of the Jackass movies. Watched the show and watched Wildboys. This movie is just way over the top and forced.
First of all, I saw enough wieners in this movie to last me a lifetime. They used to be way more subtle with wiener jokes, but everyother skit in this movie I am literally seeing ones of the casts dongs. At one point there is like 2 full minutes of you looking at Steve-os fully erect dong. Some of the older skits they would do stuff like this but it was way more subtle. This just came off as uncreative, like if they couldn't think of anything just wip out someone's dong and everybody laugh for some reason.
Some of the skits were really funny, but it would be funny skit, look at dong, funny skit, another dong. It was just weird man. Definitely not anywhere close to there older stuff and I just feel like this movie didn't need to be made.
You (2018)
Netflix Ruins Another Show
Its pretty demoralizing watching a great show just get consumed by wokeness. Why can't these showrunners help themselves? There is nothing gained from shoving awkward political stances into an unpolitical show. Its just off putting, like they are subtly trying to change my opinion on life and politics while I am trying to be entertained. Just add it to the list of a show that has promise taken over by people with anterior motives.
Haunted (2018)
Sucks
Sucks alot. Wish I could go back and time and sneeze in the director's mouth. Matt out.
Hello, Privilege. It's Me, Chelsea (2019)
Wow
Just wow. Is anyone really falling for this stuff anymore?
The Great Hack (2019)
People own the media
Trying to convince you that the reason their preferred candidate lost was from some edgy memes about Clinton. Almost every MSM spewed hate for trump throughout the election and now they want to convince us this boogieman on the internet is the reason clinton didn't win.
Propaganda.
Us (2019)
I went in very excited
The trailer looked amazing. I've been disappointed recently by the movies I've been seeing in theaters but this really did look like a good horror/thriller. Sadly this movie was a bug disappointment.
The first 20 minutes were probably the best part of the movie. It seemed they were building to the great reveal and what the reveal ends up being is underwhelming, corny, and predictable.
This movie wasn't sure what it wanted to be. It tried being funny, scary, and deep. It was slightly funny in the beginning but does down quite quickly. You feel no really attachment to the characters and find yourself becoming incredibly bored. It's a very slow moving movie. People in the audience were laughing at parts intended to be serious.
Pros:
Production
Music
Sometimes funny
Cons:
Slow
Predictable
Corny
Lack of attachment to characters
Boring in 2nd and 3rd act
Most of the best scenes are from the trailer