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Cleaning Up (2019)
Wasting time again in front of the TV
Only in cartoons you have in the same room people that will be ignored by the others. Hidden underneath desks as a cleaning lady in a trading office on Canary Wharf, with half of the head looking out - liked it a lot. NOT
Any other theme....been several hunderd times already put on the screen with at least some tweaks and surprises. This one has a suprise at some point, but as long it takes to come up, actually is something that put you to sleep.
What is the point of this story? Yes, the main character looks for improvisation and always comes up with naive ideas that work! I am gerting tired writing about this piece of art. Please dont watch, it is abyssimal weak.
Lift (2024)
Twice fell asleep, third time stopped
Why in the world would you do such movies? Just to rip off investors obviously. Nothing agqinst Hart which is my fave comedy artist right now, but he is fading away. The movie migh5 be experimental written by AI to see how much can we take. Well, not much. Three stars out of respect. And now I have to write six hundred characters to be considered as review :) Well, well, well...what else? Yes bad acting overall, from every single actor involved, and obviously this is not their fault, but a super low director, which like a chef, didnt taste the soup before letting it out. OK, now the question: the script or the director?
Moonfall (2022)
People that give a ratsbt will rate it 10 or higher
Why covid era brought so much misery in entertainment...does it damage brains? Seems so. I must write 150 characters so here we go. This movie is one of the ultimative mess. If army spends trillions, why cant the movie industry spend at least billions for the same stupidity, justify and bank....we just watched a new version of earthfall.
Hustle (2022)
Stand up, absolutely - Movies were better in the past
Predictable, incredible how many professionals agreed to be in this movie, old cliches. How in the world would you review with a score of 8 to 10? The world is getting dumb and dumber....
Amy Schumer's Parental Advisory (2022)
Out of respect...
...I gave it two stars. Holly santa....seriously? So I am not going to those rund down pubs to watch so called standups, so now that has been brought to me unasked straight into my room. Thanks Amy, you did way better before. Hope you get yourself together.
Interceptor (2022)
How is that no1 on Netflop?
Really? Wasting my time with clowns, kindergarden dialogues and what else? Yeah, one dead dude filmed every five minute laying down in sulphuric acid (not decomposing though). Get the shotgun.....
The King's Man (2021)
Nicely done
A great combination of reality and fiction. Could go a bit faster, but hey...I was happy with the concept and how was put together. Hope there will be more Kingsmans.
Don't Look Up (2021)
What ever you are saying....
...doesnt matter.
The amount of idiotic movies made this year is astounding. Actors got paid in the past for art, nowadays for stupid scripts put into scene for wasting our precious time. Disgraceful
The comet of stupidity already hit the Planet and nobody can do anything about it. Doomed.
JFK (1991)
I cried...
...and realised that the american dream was repeatedly raped throughout the history. No matter how many people a country of the world has, they will choose to see in the wrong direction. For the others, well, that is just a conspiracy!
The Marksman (2021)
Liam, you too?
OMG what a bad movie. Still Vietnam veterans in action, credit cards being used and tracked down, road movie, mexicancart, a dog being shot, Chicago hot dogs and other clichees. What happen to action movies?
The Billion Dollar Code (2021)
I love you Guys
Why does my review has to have 150 characters? Whatever.... I have watched the episodes in a binge and based on the story there is only one way to conclude: F. U. GOOGLE.
Us (2019)
Wasting time of my precious Life (which matters)
This was the most idiotic movie made for American obviously. And since they don't bother about Europe's geography why would I care of the sociological issues happening out there which btw couldn't be told by a incoherent script with ideas stolen from 40 books and movies and put together idiotic style but put into scene sooooo bad. First time wondered minutes after the end actually four of us what the hell is this about. At first we thought oh thats a slow starter but then you just blinked and wonder when would this piece of crap ends. I am furious you messed with my time. It is a zero stars movie big time