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300 (2006)
About peoples bullcrap
I will keep this short and sweet I saw 300 tonight and i have to say it was amazing the visuals were stunning it is that good that it looks better than real life. The acting was good i really enjoyed it, the performances were great from all the spartan actors. Gerard butler is a f***n gun his roars and speeches were crazy no body else would fit the part i don't think. The violence please I've spoken to people and they said this had no violence prior to me seeing it and there is enough blood it might not be the bloodiest movie but there's plenty to go round. Now for those who think that this is propaganda against the Persians from the US and for those who think that the movie depicts the Persians as some demonic creatures LET ME GET THIS THROUGH TO PEOPLE Xerxes was the ruler of Persia HIS ARMY WAS A MIXTURE OF 100 NATIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. So because he ruled these other nations i guess that those armies become apart of the Persian army. Now if your eyes work you can see Persians in the film and im quite sure that the narration tells you that these other soldiers are from other nations because Xerxes was their ruler. This bull crap of people saying its not accurate and this makes Persians look like barbarians and blah blah seriously back then how many different types of soldiers were barbarians or had barbarian tendencies. I still think people use this as ammunition to feed their twisted minds that the US brought this out as mere propaganda. That having been said im not exactly backing the US up im just giving my point of view WATCH THE MOVIE IT IS AN AWESOME FILM I WAS TOTALLY JACKED UP AFTER THIS AND MAKE YOUR OWN MIND UP ALL THE CRAP I HAVE READ IN PAPERS AND ON THE NET MAKE ME SICK SOMETIMES.
Voliminal: Inside the Nine (2006)
I Give You Slipknot
First off i am a huge Slipknot fan so ill try not to be too biased. It is a 2 disc set, first disc is one and a half hours of footage taken over 2 years of touring around the world. With footage on-stage and off stage with crazy stuff that happens on the tour bus and in venues from the tour shows. It shows what sort of a "world" the crazy 9 are in, but for me the second disc which showed all 9 members unmasked was the highlight of the DVD set. The interviews give people more of an idea how the 9 actually co-exist in the Slipknot family, the thing with the 9 of them is that they speak about the band as though it is a person which i thought was interesting because they all have their individual behavior but when all the pieces of the Slipknot machine come together they become this thing that is hard to describe even to the 9. The 2nd disc also shows live shows from all around the world during their world tour as well as selected video clips. I loved this 2 disc set i had been waiting a long time to see something like this and i wasn't disappointed at all i recommend it to any "maggot" (alternative name for slipknot fan) or anyone wanting to get inside of the machine that is SLipKnot
Slipknot: Disasterpieces (2002)
SLipKnot Rocked!
Im a huge fan of slipknot but i hadn't really got into them until IOWA came out. After i heard IOWA and had my ass kicked by the awesome tracks i decided to hear the first album which was still as good as IOWA. When The Subliminal verses came out i was stunned you could see how the band have evolved together with their songs. One of their best songs in my opinion is Duality but the whole album is fantastic. Most of the other albums had great songs still my favorite IE: Wait and Bleed, SPit it out, Liberate,Purity,Eyore,heretic anthem,Sic its safe to say i love all their songs lol. I had seen their video clips heaps of times and wondered if any concerts were around so i went looking and what did i find Disasterpieces. Now to be honest listening to their albums i would have expected a complete bad ass concert and it was better than that it was F**KING AWESOME. Corey is an absolute gun and sounded great live, the band were nuts not to mention Sid jumping off of platforms and during heretic anthem while the fire and pyro is going off he stands in the middle of it. He's a nut case, Shawn and Chris on percussion were like machines the whole show.Joey like always is just one of the best I've seen on drums not much action from Craig on samples but u can still see him in the background keeping busy. Mick And James were great and the whole performance was 2nd to none. I highly recommend this to any Slipknot fan or anyone else who want's to see a bunch of 9 crazy guys do what they do best 10/10
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
Um..........what have we done to deserve this
All I'm going to say is there is no possible way that you could make a movie like i mean WTF!!!!!!!! I've seen so many bad action movies but WTFF!!!!!!!!!! Omg honestly i want to die after seeing that movie it blows so much that it should be an natural disaster. I don't even think Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton faced an F5 tornado of absolute bolder-dash in twister. The funny thing is all of the bad movies that I've seen especially the 80's action/kick boxing type movies no matter how much i think they're the biggest load of testicles i still watch them its crap fest pulls me in with and imaginary force that cannot "cannot" be reckoned with
No Retreat No Surrender (1985)
Lol
Plain and simple this movie was complete toss-fest and although one of my favorite action stars Mr. muscles from Brussels was in it i still felt like killing myself when i saw the the Dad try and act.LMFAO i nearly died the enthusiasm *cough cough* and crap fest he showed makes you think is there a God. I know it might have been a low budget action movie and set in the 80's but come on Bruce Lee comes back from the dead FFS i mean I've seen some funny 80's action movies but when i saw this for the first time i thought WTF am i doing. Nearly all of the other Van Damme movies besides Black Eagle which had to BE his worst movie ever i love he was really the only reason why i sat down and watched the rest of the movie if he want in it then i wouldn't have bothered LOL
No Retreat, No Surrender 2: Raging Thunder (1987)
There's no way this is possible
Seriously this is in my top 10 worst movies of all time its position would probably be around 4. I think this movie is like pointing a gun at a child's face watching them scream moving the gun away from them then pointing the gun over and over again at their face disturbingly funny yet immorally wrong, why don't these actors think am i actually in a movie like this or why Michael Dudikoff is in any film for that matter. Overall this movie was a complete toss fest and should be watched by anyone who loves action movies that are never suppose to have been made..................................I needed an exorcism after this movie
The Cutter (2005)
Sweet Mother Of God
Where do i begin, well to tell you the truth i haven't gotta clue. Initially i thought it couldn't be that bad seeing as though Steve Seagal has made 15 movies in the last 4 years, but i was wrong "DEAD" wrong. The start of the film just was so uncoordinated while searching for the girl his fat enemy who mind you put up a huge fight by being chucks punching bag get's thrown out of a window only to hear Chucks reason for it. "I needed some air" who is Texas Ranger kidding. To cut the story short heaps of bad lines, the acting makes Batman and Robin look like a masterpiece this movie must have been mistaken for a new comedy movie cause it was joking. It was as painful as watching someone chainsaw my penis off while watching a new Steven Seagal movie.