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Scorcher (2002)
Train Wreck of a movie
Half the actors mailed in their performance, the other half couldn't act. Cheesy beyond belief. Horrible plot. The relationships between the characters aren't fully developed or explained. Don't even let me get started on the complete lack of any real scientific reality. I know it is a B-Movie, but at least make it plausible.
Rutger proves yet again that he is if anything, utterly incapable of picking a real role. He must have been lucky with Blade Runner. He totally mails in this one. Guess he was looking for a paycheck.
It was so bad I just had to sit through it for the sheer joy of seeing ineptness in action. If you like to see really really bad movies... this one is for you.
Snow Dogs (2002)
Great for kids... but for adults????
If you take into account that it is a Disney movie, you can find it bearable as an adult. Personnaly, I like any movie that has a good story line, and this one does. But that is expected with Disney.
Cuba Gooding and Coburn are good and make the movie. I just felt that the story fell on the predictable side and the slapstick took a little away from the story.
On the whole it was a watchable movie. If the kids want to go, you can survive going with them.