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Signs (2002)
Awful film - a complete waste of time and celluloid
Signs is so bad, even I can't believe it and I am very gullible.
The movie serves to shove the religious and moral views of the producer down the throats of the audience. If the audience consisted of pod people, it might have worked. Suffice to say Hollywood is anti-gun, pro-Bible belt, and anti-dog. Two dogs get killed in the movie, both in a fairly horrid fashion.
The acting in Signs is so terrible that my first reaction was that this was another `pod person' movie, and all our main characters had been taken over by aliens. Not so. This was just Mel and company reading their lines.
Don't waste your money on this flop.
The Backlot Murders (2002)
Deadly dull, bad acting, no writing, no plot
God, this thing is bad. The acting is terrible, which is fitting as the lack of a plot or any writing is obvious. For the life of me, I can't imagine actors actually being paid to 'perform' in this incredible dog.
Pass this one up in favor of <insert anything else here>.