ferguson-6 Reviews

What's Next? (2024)

What's up Doc?

[7/10 · 19 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. As an avid documentary fan, I typically don't have much patience for docs that fawn over their subject. The exception to that is this one from filmmaker Taylor Taglianetti, which plays like a family home video, yet the man in focus is so engaging that we hang on his every word. Why is that? Well, at age 100, Dr. Howard Tucker was certified by the Guiness Book of World Records as "the oldest practicing doctor".

We first see the southpaw doctor throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a game for his hometown Cleveland Guardians (MLB), and though his throws might have been truer when he was younger, his inner-strength is on full display as he walks off the field and declines the use of a wheelchair. This is a man who has made his own way for a century, and isn't about to take a free ride now.

Dr. Tucker has been a neurologist for 75 years, and if you are curious as to the kind of man he is, you should know that he became a lawyer at age 67 just to say he accomplished it. He's also the guy who broke his neck snow skiing - at age 87. His grandson, Austin Tucker, is a producer on the film and acts as our guide in getting to know this medical marvel. We also meet the charming "Grandma Sue", Dr. Tucker's wife of 65 years ... herself almost 90 years old, and still active as a Psychoanalyst.

St Vincent Charity Hospital is where Dr. Tucker teaches residents and conducts research. Well, he did right up until the day the hospital shut down. So, what was Dr. Tucker's response? Of course, he tells everyone he's looking for a job! What else would a centenarian do in this situation? When Dr. Tucker flunks his driving test, he's mighty disappointed that he can no longer zip around in his classic cherry red MG, and must now be dependent upon Uber.

Dr. Tucker briefly discusses the Jewish bias and antisemitism he has faced over the years, though he refused to be held back. He visits his 96-year-old high school friend who is a car collector, and Dr. Tucker even shows off his own collection ... hundreds of the trademark bow ties that he's worn over the years. We see some of the video congratulations he received from celebrities on his 100th birthday, a mark he doesn't seem overly interested in. We understand why Dr. Tucker names Satchel Paige as one of his role models, as they are both men who persevered and accomplished beyond what others said was possible. Two distinct pieces of wisdom are passed along through Taglianetti's film. "Grandma Sue" tells us "denial" is a useful part of our thinking, while Dr. Tucker reminds us that retirement is the enemy of longevity. Perhaps now you understand why I was so taken with this "home movie".

The film's theatrical rollout begins April 7, 2024.

Hard Miles (2023)

coming of age on wheels

[7/10 · 19 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. When Greg Townsend states, 'hard work overcomes hard luck', it's as much a reminder to himself as it is a motivation for the boys he's dealing with. The film from writer-director RJ Daniel Hanna (MISS VIRGINIA, 2019) and co-writer Christian Sander is inspired by a true story, and comfortably fits into the 'inspirational sports story' category, perhaps most similar to MCFARLAND USA (2015) starring Kevin Costner.

Matthew Modine plays Greg Townsend, a social worker at Ridge View Academy. It's a correctional facility for troubled youths, and Greg is a teacher and mentor. When the state threatens to revoke Ridge View's charter, Greg decides to take the four boys from his welding class on a 762-mile bike ride to the Grand Canyon. Previously termed Tour de Greg by his co-workers (or Tour de Canyon by Greg), his belief is that the trip will teach life lessons and cooperation to the boys. Without his realizing, it's also a trip to help Greg himself deal with an ailing (and estranged) father in hospice, an imprisoned brother, and some health issues of his own. Just like in real life, everyone has stuff going on.

Greg encourages (begs) the local bike shop owner, Speedy (Sean Astin), to sponsor his rag-tag team of misfits. Child psychologist and Ridge View co-worker Haddie (Cynthia McWilliams) agrees to drive the SAG wagon (supplies and gear). And after welding the frames of their own bikes ... and fighting with each other ... the boys reluctantly agree to go on the trip. The boys are Smink (Jackson Kelly), Rice (Zack T Robbins), Atencia (Damien Diaz), and Woolbright (Jahking Guillory), the latter being the most troubled of the group.

The trip goes about as you'd expect - with literal and emotional ups and downs. In fact, the movie itself is easily predictable and formulaic for the genre. However, it's an inspirational and uplifting story and we find ourselves rooting for the boys to pull together as a team, and for Greg to deal with his own demons while teaching the boys the ultimate life lesson: keep going. The best movie focused on bike riding is probably the classic BREAKING AWAY (1979), and this one from filmmaker Hanna could be called, coming of age on wheels.

Opens in theaters on April 19, 2024.

Irena's Vow (2023)

so much courage

[7/10 · 15 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. This is based on the true story of Irena Gut Opdyke who, during WWII, vowed "If I could save a life, I would." Directed by Louise Archambault, it has been adapted for the screen by Dan Gordon, who was the playwright for the hit Broadway play. Cinema has been utilized many times over the years to shine a light on so many who acted altruistically in protecting Jews from the Nazis. Some of these heroes saved one life, while others saved hundreds. The courage of these folks deserves to be remembered.

The film begins in 1939 as Germany invades Warsaw. A bomb drops on the hospital where Irena (Sophie Nelisse) is working. She is Polish, not Jewish, so she is sent to work in a munitions factory. Her features get her recognized by senior German officer Rugmer (Dougray Scott, MY WEEK WITH MARILYN, 2011) who reassigns her to a supervisory role over Jews working in a hotel laundry. When Rugmer reassigns her again, this time to his personal villa as housekeeper, she learns the Jews in the laundry will be sent to a concentration camp.

We are fascinated by Irena's work to rescue and then hide these twelve people ... and she does so literally under the feet of Rugmer. Obviously, this puts herself and the hidden Jews in danger, but also Rugmer, who would surely be shot were they discovered in his home. Humor is scarce here. In fact, one of the most horrific scenes you'll ever view in a movie occurs. It's a devastating moment and one that won't soon be exorcised from my mind. In a rare display of levity, Irena befriends an elderly servant named Schultz (Andrzej Seweryn, SCHINDLER'S LIST, 1993) whose advice to her is to keep a low profile and 'know nothing'. Fans of the old "Hogan's Heroes" series will appreciate the connection.

The current issue of antisemitism gives this one a bit of contemporary feel, as does the abortion discussion amongst those hiding. At first, we can't help but wonder if this was for dramatic effect, although the answer becomes quite clear over the end credits. Sophie Nelisse was exceptional in THE BOOK THIEF, and she is terrific here as well, playing Irena Gut Opdyke who much later in life was honored with Righteous Among the Nations ... after being imprisoned for supporting Nazis. The epilogue spells out much of what happened, and all of it leaves us with the utmost respect for this quietly courageous woman.

A Fathom Events presentation on April 15 and April 16, 2024.

The Absence of Eden (2023)

reality bites

[7/10 · 12 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. "It's us or them." That's a line spoken by one of the ICE officers after a particularly physical and dangerous altercation with an illegal immigrant. In this particular instance, the words ring true. However, writer-director Marco Perego and co-writer Rick Rapoza show both sides of this coin that has generated so much passionate debate among politicians and the citizenry. The film strives to show the humanity of all involved, and how a lack of humanity can cause more problems than it solves.

Garrett Hedlund (MUDBOUND, 20 17) stars as Shipp, a new ICE recruit. We see him volunteer to be first in the "Taser Training" so that he knows what the recipient experiences. He's a man of few words, though he seems smitten with his girlfriend Yadira (Adria Arjona, MORBIUS, 2022), a single mom who may or may not be withholding pertinent information. Shipp's more experienced ICE partner, Dobbins (Chris Coy, THE KILLING OF TWO LOVERS), is the one who speaks the line of dialogue quoted above. Dobbins has a singular view of his job and of those crossing the border illegally, while Shipp is a bit more confused on how best to handle things.

The other key story here revolves around Esmee (Zoe Saldana, Gamora in the Marvel Universe). She's an exotic dancer in Mexico until her self-defense against one customer goes sideways and she's forced to flee. Her trek to the border finds her protecting a young girl, and then getting dragged into the underworld. There is a scene with a drug dealer that features one of my cinematic pet peeves. Why is it when a drug dealer gives a phone to someone and tells them to keep it on at all times, they never furnish a charger? I can understand a lack of respect, but that phone isn't going to last long without a charger. Just a minor rant that I often need to release after a movie.

Director Perego is a renowned conceptual artist and he's married to Zoe Saldana. Together they depict the realities at the U. S. southern border. ICE is working to follow guidelines, while immigrants are in search of a better life. Things sometimes don't work out well for either. We see the ICE raids and we see the daily struggles of immigrants. Despite this, there seems to be no solution in sight, so the conflicts carry on day after day.

Opens in theaters on April 12, 2024.

Sting (2024)

Charlotte's web of deceit backfires

[6/10 · 11 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. The trailer for this one makes it clear that it's a monster movie in the vein of those Friday late night creature-features I stayed up watching as a kid ... whenever I wasn't grounded from watching TV. Australian filmmaker Kiah Roche-Turner has set this one in Brooklyn and it takes place almost entirely inside an old apartment building (the only exceptions are shots of the ice storm occurring outside).

Roche-Turner may have delivered the latest creature-feature, however, it's not one of those that inspires empathy towards the creature. Twelve-year-old Charlotte (get it??) is on one of her adventures through the air vents of the old building when she captures a little black spider. A pet spider may be uncommon, but keeping secrets from your mother, Heather, (Penelope Mitchell, HELLBOY, 2009) and stepdad, Ethan, (Ryan Corr, THE WATER DIVINER, 2014) is right in line with the actions of an adolescent frustrated by the responsibilities of having to watch her newborn brother while the frazzled adults go about earning a living.

The film's opening shows Charlotte's sweater-knitting grandmother, Helga (Noni Hazelhurst, TRUTH, 2015), battling dementia and calling the exterminator after hearing loud noises in the wall. The story then flashes back four days to when Charlotte first finds the spider. Frank (Jermaine Fowler, RICKY STANICKY, 2024) sprays the building, but even as a pest expert, he doesn't suspect what's about to happen. Relative newcomer Alyla Brown (TRUE SPIRIT, 2023) performs superbly as Charlotte, and is stunned when the pet spider she names Sting mimics her whistle when it's due for another meal of crunchy bugs, which leads to exponential growth.

Although it's not necessary, there are additional elements to the story that occur around the whole rapidly-growing spider. Charlotte's stepdad is the building super and an aspiring comic book artist. In an effort to bond with her, Ethan illustrated the story she created about her biological father, whose deadbeat nature mother Heather has withheld from her. Their neighbors consist of lonely widow Maria (Siliva Colloca, VAN HELSING, 2004) and oddball science geek Erik (Danny Kim, "Born to Spy"), the latter of whom exposes Charlotte's clandestine arachnid pet to the parents. The final player here is frugal and grumpy Gunther (Robyn Nevin, RELIC, 2020), who apparently owns the building and lives with her sister Helga. Ms. Nevin has a face made for horror films (and I mean that as a compliment) and gets to go full out in her one big scene with Ethan.

As you'd expect, some of these folks meet a grisly end, while others are more fortunate. There are enough kills for those that lust for such moments, and enough creepiness and chuckles for everyone else. It does take a while for the arachnid rampage to begin, but there's enough suspense to keep us around. Most will appreciate Brad Shield's cinematography as the camera worms it's way through the claustrophobic hallways and air ducts of the building. The origins of the spider might be missed by those who aren't paying close attention, but it's a brilliant touch. And even though it's a bit of campy horror, the dayglo red used in the fake blood is among the worst you'll likely ever see. The film is quite a bit different from the 1990 cult classic ARACHNOPHOBIA, but the lesson in keeping moth balls on hand could someday come in handy. Over the opening credits, "What a Way to Die" by The Pleasure Seekers acts as a foreshadowing of events, and in keeping with the film's title, there are a couple of "stingers" for those who stick around.

Opening in theaters on April 12, 2024.

In Flames (2023)

laws vs customs

[7/10 · 10 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. One of the unheralded roles movies can play is to help us better understand various cultures around the world. It's important to grasp the challenges others face based on where they live. The first feature film from writer-director Zarrar Kahn takes us to Pakistan and elegantly lays out cultural traditions that may have even outlasted laws that have passed.

Mariam (Ramesha Nawal) spends much of her waking hours studying for the upcoming medical exams. However, the recent death of her beloved grandfather has the film opening with preparations for the funeral service. His passing has left Mariam, her younger brother Bilal (Jibran Khan), and their mother Fariah (Bakhtawar Mazhar) in a precarious situation. The law allows for Fariah to inherit the apartment, car, and belongings; however, family traditions aren't quite in sync. Sleazy Uncle Nasir (Adnan Shah) offers to take care of everything for the grieving family. Mariam is wise not to trust him to act in their best interests, but the passive-aggressive discussions between mother and daughter make it clear that Fariah trusts the Uncle.

A brick through the car window reminds us of other differences between Pakistani law and traditions. Mariam is simply driving herself during daylight hours - an activity that traditionalists refuse to accept. Not long after, Mariam meets Asad (Omar Javaid), and a budding romance blossoms as they enjoy a lovely day at the beach. A tragic accident adds even more stress to Mariam's life, yet the beauty of her character stems from her quiet strength in handling anxiety, grief, and a culture built to hold her back.

The first half of the film employs a relatively slow pace so that we might better understand these people and their situation. Death and visions of departed loved ones play a prominent role, as does the inner-strength of women in a world structured to abuse and take advantage of them. The cinematography of Aigul Nurbulatova deserves special notice here, not just for how the visions and apparitions are handled, but also the interactions which often take place in confined spaces. It all feels as if it could be happening. Ms. Nawal also earns kudos for her performance as Mariam. She allows us to feel the emotions without ever once over-emoting. Kahn's film was Pakistan's submission of Oscar consideration last year and it's easy to see why.

In theaters beginning April 12, 2024.

Food, Inc. 2 (2023)

a follow up to 2008

[7/10 · 9 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. It's likely director Robert Kenner and producer Melissa Robledo assumed their Oscar nominated documentary FOOD INC (2008) would generate change and improvement in what we eat and how our food supply works. To some extent they were correct, yet here we are 16 years later, and Kenner and Robledo are back with FOOD INC 2, this time as co-directors, to emphasize the dangers of having a few mega-corporations in control of what we eat.

That first documentary has been described as the beginning of "the food movement", and it's true that many people have improved their diet by focusing on more natural and organic food sources, and depending less on fast food and processed items. However, it's also true that mergers and acquisitions have allowed food suppliers to get bigger and more powerful over those years ... and the Pandemic contributed as well. That first film highlighted our overdependency on corn products, and has led to more local farmers markets and more organic offerings (although still at elevated prices).

This second film informs us that the pandemic exposed just how delicate (and wobbly) our system is. Supermarket shelves sat empty while farmers destroyed crops and animals. The filmmakers hope this film will be a catalyst for closer inspection on how the mega-food companies are controlling what we eat, with a focus on profits rather than nutrition. Author and journalist Michael Pollan and "Fast Food Nation" author Eric Schlosser are back to lend their knowledge and expertise and concerns. The concern regards monopolies within the various food segments.

Discussion is held regarding President Trump issuing a 2020 executive order citing the Defense Production Act to keep meat packer plants open despite COVID outbreaks. It's reported here that most of the meat was shipped to China, but U. S. corporate greed and profits remained intact, although no concrete data is provided. Mostly they call for anti-trust laws to be enforced.

Specifics are provided in the various food segments. The filmmakers take us to Immokalee, Florida where mistreatment of migrant workers is the story; Iowa, where the Tyson plant COVID outbreaks are detailed; Wisconsin, where the dairy industry is mentioned; back to Iowa where crops and soil issues are identified; New Jersey, where US Senator Cory Booker of the Agriculture committee is interviewed; and Montana, where US Senator Jon Tester speaks from experience. The demise of family farms is a by-product of the mergers and trend toward bigger, and the most frightening aspect is in regards to "ultra-processed foods" ... those with additives and artificial sweeteners. These are the driving force behind diabetes, obesity, and other diseases ... and the changes in Brazil diets are especially telling on the last point.

The value in this documentary from Kenner and Robledo is in the information and details. We learn that the big companies are investing in alternative meat and food (such as Impossible Burger), while at the same time taking advantage of research and data focused on sweetness and calories. Foods from science labs may be our future, right along with innovation in "weird" farming sustainability (Stockcropper) and kelp fishing/harvesting in Connecticut. Farm-to-table school lunches in Camden, New Jersey provide us some hope, and we learn about the conflicts with the Fair Food Program and labor relations.

There are no easy answers when billions of people on the globe must be fed. What we must demand is that efforts in the field go towards nutrition and sustainability, and not just profits for a few mega-companies.

Special theater screening on April 9, 2024 and on Digital beginning April 12, 2024.

Wicked Little Letters (2023)

an actual case, laughs included

[7/10 · 4 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. "This is more true than you'd think." Director Thea Sharrock (ME BEFORE YOU, 2016) kicks off the film with this statement. The movie then proceeds to twist and stretch and outright change many of the details from the actual story and case outlined in the 2017 book, "The Littlehampton Libels: A Miscarriage of Justice and a Mystery about Words in 1920's England" by Christopher Hilliard. However, from an entertainment perspective, the script from Jonny Sweet combined with the stellar British cast works pretty well as a glimpse of that era's patriarchal society, as well as the need for attention from someone who has been stifled for far too long. And it even includes a few laughs along the way.

As Edith Swan (Oscar winner Olivia Colman) and her elder parents Edward (Timothy Spall) and Victoria (Gemma Jones) gather around the table to read the anonymous profanity-laced letter, we learn it's the 19th one received by Edith. The decision is made to contact Constable Papperwick (Hugh Skinner, FALLING FOR FIGARO), who is quick to accept as fact their presumption that the letters' source is neighbor Rose Gooding (Jessie Buckley). See, the Swan's are a God-fearing family (and quick to advertise the fact), while Rose is an Irish immigrant and single mom with a loud mouth ... one often filled with colorful curse words. It's little wonder holier-than-thou Edith's accusations are believed while denials from rough-around-the-edges Rose are dismissed.

"Female" Police Officer Gladys Moss (Anjana Vasan, CYRANO, 2021) is the only one who notices the massive inconsistencies in the "evidence", and sets out to investigate. This, of course, goes against the wishes of the police captain, and overall dismissal from fellow officers since she is such an oddity as a female officer. Moss is following in her father's footsteps with the badge, and has more instinct and powers of observation than the others ... especially Papperwick, who is clueless and arrogant.

As Edith finds pleasure in the notoriety, Moss enlists help from a couple of community ladies who don't buy into the Swan's pious attitude. The film's best line is, "Congratulations on your tragedy." These women, played beautifully by Joanna Scanlan (AFTER LOVE, 2020) and Eileen Atkins ("Doc Martin") devise a strategy to catch the true culprit in the act. Of course, most if not all viewers will have solved the case long before the police or jury do, but that won't lessen the enjoyment of watching the drama play out, sometimes with a dash of humor.

The 1923 Poison Pen scandal of Littlehampton was a real thing, with court case and all. The film makes a point of the Patriarchal society in place at the time (the onset of the Suffragette movement), and it helps us gain an understanding of Edith and Officer Moss, as well as the quick-to-judge folks so easily accepting Rose's guilt. I probably enjoyed this a bit more than many since I'm a big fan of both Colman and Buckley, who also co-starred together in THE LOST DAUGHTER. Timothy Spall reminds us that few can chew scenery like he, and the other familiar English actors all do their part. Those creative and sometimes confusing epithets (more likely to result in chuckles than anger) were taken from the actual letters in the case, and Ms. Colman's cackle at the end is itself worthy of a ticket price.

The film opens in theaters on April 5, 2024.

The Greatest Hits (2024)

song sung blue

[6/10 · 3 April 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. If you are one for whom hearing a particular song, no matter how many times over however many years, brings back vivid memories of a person close to you or a memorable event, then you will likely relate to Harriet, the lead character in this film from writer-director Ned Benson (THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ELEANOR RIGBY, 2014). Additionally, if you have tragically lost someone special to you and find yourself cloaked in unshakeable grief, then you will also likely find common ground with Harriet.

Harriet (Lucy Boynton, so good in SING STREET, 2016) wears noise-cancelling headphones whenever she is in public. She is so concerned with controlling the songs she hears, that she now works in a library for the serenity that silence brings. These steps are for a good reason ... they protect her from instantaneously being transported back in time to a specific moment with her beloved boyfriend Max (David Corenswet, "Hollywood" mini-series, and he's the new Superman). For Harriet, these aren't merely flashbacks or memories - she is physically transported back in time when she hears a song. Rather than HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, she's living "Hi-Fidelity Time Machine". Her trip only lasts as long as the song is playing, yet she has no control. Once back in real time, she is viewed as having had a seizure. It's frightening stuff for her. However, instead of being concerned about her health, she is intent on finding the song that takes her back to the moment she can change the past and prevent the accident that cost Max his life.

Harriet's BFF Morris (Austin Crute, BOOKSMART, 2019), a local DJ, has been very supportive of her grief, but it's been two years since Max died, and Morris wants his friend to move on with life. Hope springs when Harriet meets David (a terrific Justin Min, "Beef") at a grief counseling group event. The two are understandable tentative around each other, yet it's obvious David is a good dude with the necessary patience to allow her to work through her grief. Harriet's case of déjà vu with David comes full circle, and adds a nice touch to the delicate situation they find themselves locked in.

Wanting to change the past is something we have all thought of at one time or another, yet the physical transformations that Harriet experiences feel like something beyond science fiction, and bordering on psychological torture. Filmmaker Benson has delivered a film that is simultaneously relatable, while also landing pretty far outside the box. There is a throwback feeling here, despite the characters feeling very much of this day. As you might expect, the soundtrack is quite varied with some deep cuts ... with Roxy Music being a key. Although there may not be any big surprises in how the story unfolds, the characters are so relatable, and it's so well acted, that we find ourselves pulling for each of them to have a happy ending.

Opens in theaters beginning April 5, 2024.

Steve! (2024– )

he's not just wild and crazy

[8/10 · 29 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. We are now two full generations past the peak (and end) of Steve Martin's superstardom as a stand-up comedian. Today, he is mostly known as a banjo player, a writer, or as one of the three co-stars of the hit show, "Only Murders in the Building". That's right. At almost 80 years of age, and removed from his two previous fame-inducing careers (comedian and movie star), he "only" has three remaining paths to fame, glory, and gobs of money. Regardless of the Steve Martin era studied, what stands out is his remarkable ability to entertain - something he says captured his fancy the very first time he saw a stage.

Documentarian Morgan Neville won an Oscar for the spectacular 20 FEET FROM STARDOM (2013). He's also behind WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR (2018), an excellent profile of Mister Rogers, as well as numerous other documentary projects. With more than a half-century of Martin's career to somehow cover, Neville takes a "then" and "now" approach with what is effectively two films that split Martin's fabulous career into the two titular 'pieces'. "Then" covers the early developmental period, right up until 1980, when Steve Martin shocked the world by walking away from stand-up. "Now" offers a more personal and reflective look at his endeavors since.

For those of us who were around in the 1970's, "Then" is not just a nostalgic look back at how one man reinvented stand-up comedy (though it is that). It's also a fascinating look at Martin's childhood and his early pursuit of finding his place in the entertainment world. We hear Martin state, "I guarantee you I had no talent." Of course, whether that's accurate is debatable, but what he certainly had was persistence, ambition, and a desire to make it. As a 15-year-old working at Disneyland (he was born in Waco, Texas but raised in southern California) he learned the basics of magic and balloon animals through observation and relentless practice. He admits his educational background in Philosophy gave him a unique perspective in understanding himself and audiences. He gave himself until age 30 to "make it", and a fortuitous turn of events, made that birthday a special moment. He worked and massaged and practiced his routine - refining such silliness as an arrow through the head, happy feet, "Excuuuuuse Me!", King Tut, and "Wild and Crazy Guy" - all while wearing a white suit and sporting premature gray hair. In 1976, Lorne Michaels invited Martin to host a relatively new comedy show called, "Saturday Night Live" (something he has now done 16 times). Soon after, Martin released the first two comedy albums to ever go Platinum. This led to the first of his many movie roles in the classic comedy, THE JERK (1979). Director Neville highlights each step of Martin's amazing ascension via rare clips and input from Martin himself. And just like that ... comedy's first rock star walked off stage at age 35 and on top of the world.

"Now", the second entry in Neville's in-depth documentary, is much less about Steve Martin's varied career and much more about Steve Martin the person. To emphasize the contrast between 'Then' and 'Now', this second piece begins in Martin's kitchen showing him poaching two eggs (heavy on the pepper) for breakfast. Does that sound like showbiz? It's an entirely different approach as we watch Martin and Jerry Seinfeld have a conversation about comedy, while Tina Fey, his sister, and others give brief insight into their paths crossing with Martin. Even his wife, Anne Stringfield, offers up some personal scoop on the man who has protected his privacy all these years ... although it should be noted that their daughter only appears as a cartoon stick figure.

Much of this segment revolves around Steve Martin and his friend and "Only Murders in the Building" co-star, Martin Short, as they collaborate on jokes for their stand-up show ... all while jabbing each other with friendly one-liners. Short says the reason Martin hasn't aged is because he looked 70 when he was 30. It's that kind of friendly banter between friends. A most poignant moment occurs as Martin is going through his bound copies of movie scripts. PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES (1987) takes him back to his close friendship with the late, great John Candy, and the memories are almost too painful for Martin to bear.

It's fascinating to hear Martin talk about his humiliation when PENNIES FROM HEAVEN (1981) failed, and learn more about his devotion to fine art. To emphasize the personal change Martin has gone through, the director shows an interview clip from decades ago where Martin refuses to discuss the first painting he bought, and then juxtaposes it with a contemporary clip where he eagerly expounds on that painting and others. Martin doesn't appear to carry as much pride in his movie career as he should, and we see him working with illustrator Harry Bliss on a collection of memories and anecdotes from each film.

Morgan Neville likely underestimated the project when it began. He certainly benefitted from Steve Martin's willingness to open up and share his personal archives. A man of many talents and interests, with multiple careers spanning decades may be a challenge for a biographer, but for viewers, it's pure joy to stroll through the many reinventions of Steve Martin. His work is worthy of admiration, as is his willingness to open his life and reveal the hard work and dedication that goes on behind the curtain.

The film will be on Apple TV+ on March 29th.

Carol Doda Topless at the Condor (2023)

exposing Carol's legacy

[7/10 · 24 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Co-directors Marlo McKenzie and Jonathan Parker have teamed up for one of the most 'revealing' documentaries you'll ever watch. OK, all I can do is try my best to minimize the use of puns and double entendre as the review progresses. But that won't be easy as the filmmakers strip away the excess and serve up a bouncy peek at one of the more influential figures driving cultural change in San Francisco during the 1960's.

Carol Doda became famous for more than two reasons. She was the first topless dancer in the Bay Area, and was so popular her name was a permanent fixture on the neon sign at the Condor Club in North Beach. Archival footage and photographs are used to take us back sixty years to 1964 when multiple battles were being fought: the Vietnam war, the Civil Rights Movement, and Feminism. The film uncovers Carol's transition from spirited cocktail waitress to featured stage go-go dancer to, ultimately, the main attraction. She would make her much-anticipated entrance as a baby grand piano descended from the ceiling, slowly revealing a topless Carol Doda dancing on the instrument. She was truly a popular tourist attracting in San Francisco, second only to the Golden Gate Bridge.

Interviews are conducted with surviving dancers, staff, and club owners. The admiration these folks have for Carol is impressive. Her mounds of courage at being the first topless dancer is obvious, and her gut-feeling for what was entertaining demands respect. We see in her interviews just how lovely, charismatic, and playful she was - always with a quip about her assets. The filmmakers also tie in Carol and others to the dance and song inspired by "The Swim", ultimately recorded by Bobby Freeman. We also get a history lesson on 'the Monokini', a topless swimsuit designed by Rudi Gernreich, as well as Carol's acceptance of silicone injections. She viewed this as a marketing necessity as these took her from a 34B to a 44DD, allowing for a competitive advantage. The 1964 Republican Convention at the Cow Palace featuring Barry Goldwater is discussed, as are Condor Club regulars such as Liberace and Walter Cronkite, and Carol's relationship with Frank Sinatra.

Historically speaking, prior to WWII, women's legs (Betty Grable, Betty Boop) were featured as the sexual attraction for men, while afterwards, attention shifted a bit higher thanks to Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and others. It was Carol Doda who capitalized on this trend with her live performances. We learn of the influence of her manager, Davey Rosenberg, and how, as they do, times shifted yet again, causing Carol to adapt to the times (bottomless), even as she aged. Very little of Carol's personal life is covered here, though most admit they found her to be a bit of a loner, focused mostly on her career. I was a bit disappointed that Carol's appearance in Bob Rafelson's movie with The Monkees, HEAD (1968) wasn't mentioned, but overall this is anything but a bust ... instead a worthy history lesson and a lovely tribute to a woman who made her own way, despite the backlash from the feminist movement - those who should have been applauding her entrepreneurial spirit.

Opening in limited theaters on March 22, 2024 and expanding to more cities on March 29.

Sleeping Dogs (2024)

Crowe and cast keep us hanging in

[6/10 · 21 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. It's easy to forget that Russell Crowe was once Oscar nominated three years in a row, winning Best Actor for Ridley Scott's epic, GLADIATOR (2000), and has probably deserved two or three additional nominations. His reputation has not won him many industry friends over the years, but to his credit, he keeps plugging away - some minor roles in big films, and some lead roles in smaller films. Crowe can still command the screen with his presence, even when the material is slight (see THE POPE'S EXORCIST, 2023).

This project from writer-director Adam Cooper (writer, EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS, 2014) and his frequent writing partner Bill Collage has been adapted from Eugen O. Chirovici's 2017 novel, "The Book of Mirrors". It's Cooper's directorial debut, and it's entertaining enough, especially if one can avoid comparisons to other similar crime drama films, especially the classic MEMENTO (2000). In this one, Crowe stars as Roy Freeman, a former homicide detective who lost his badge after a drunk driving accident. He has recently undergone an experimental brain procedure designed to help him regain some of the memories Alzheimer's has robbed him of. Roy's apartment has notes posted everywhere. These notes remind him of his name, remind him of his shoe size, and remind him that his Hungry Man dinners are hot when they come out of the microwave. Turns out, it's too late for a note to remind him not to put the TV remote in that same mircrowave.

A ten year old case he worked is brought up by a group looking to prevent an innocent man from being executed. Roy has no memory of the case, so he re-visits the files and tracks down his old partner, Jimmy Remis (played by Tommy Flanagan, in a reunion of GLADIATOR actors). What follows is a sufficiently intricate web of characters to keep us interested and guessing. The murder victim was Professor Wieder (Marton Csokas), and the usual suspects include his PTSD-suffering handyman Wayne Devereaux (Thomas M Wright), Wieder's research assistant and lover Laura Baines (Karen Gillan, Nebula in the Marvel Universe), Laura's other lover Richard Finn (Harry Greenwood) who is writing a book on the murder, and a couple other characters tossed in to knock Roy and us off track.

Flanagan and Csokas are two of my favorite character actors - both always bring something interesting to their roles, and here it's Gillan's Laura that seems to offer the most intrigue - changing names, locales, and personalities, all while publishing a book on a theory of how 'bad' memories can be replaced with good ones, or erased altogether (think of another classic film, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, 2004). Roy's flashbacks are handled by quick spurts of moments that he struggles to assemble, which allows us to struggle right alongside him. Roy's plight leaves us with the thought that it's possible to find yourself, and not like what you see. Memory is obviously crucial to the story, and for a second-level crime thriller, there is enough here to keep us going until the conclusion.

In theaters beginning March 22, 2024.

Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

another gem from Rose Glass

[7/10 · 13 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. The first feature film from writer-director Rose Glass was delayed almost two years due to COVID, but when SAINT MAUD hit in 2021, we knew immediately she was a filmmaker to watch. Along comes her second feature, co-written with Weronika Tofilska, and as a rare lesbian neo-noir, it's sexy and violent and stylishly filmed ... confirming Glass as one to follow.

To ensure that every viewer knows that glitz and glamour will not be featured, we are introduced to Lou (Kisten Stewart) as her gloved hand is elbow deep in a clogged toilet at the gym she manages. The gym is filled with sweaty bodies pumping iron, and Lou looks on mostly disinterested, save for gym rat Daisy (Anna Baryshnikov, Misha's daughter) who is obsessed with Lou thanks to their previous amorous interactions. Though Daisy is smitten, Lou is clearly disinterested, while being as nice as possible. As one lonely heart looking for love, Lou's eyes light up when she spots drifter Jackie (Katy O'Brian, "The Mandalorian") working out one evening. Jackie is making her way to Las Vegas to compete in a bodybuilding competition, and she and Lou hit it off that first night.

The film is set in the late 1980's in some nowhere town in New Mexico, where nefarious doings are the only path to survival. In fact, the most nefarious of the bunch is Lou's father, Lou Sr (Ed Harris). Sporting shoulder length hair that gives him a "Tales from the Crypt" aura, Lou Sr runs a shooting range, while also running guns across the border, and in an unusual choice for a hobby, he collects live bugs. As the local crime lord, Lou Sr has a favorite spot for dumping the bodies of those who cross him.

One other local scumbag on display here is JJ (Dave Franco), husband to Lou's sister Beth (the great Jena Malone). JJ is a world class wife-beater and the source of much angst for Lou ... this despite Beth's constant willingness to forgive her husband, due to her fear of being alone. JJ is the lowest form of life, and when he puts Beth in the hospital, it sends Lou into emotional turmoil, which in turn forces her new lover Jackie to turn She-Hulk, and flash the dark side from her past.

Just about anything that can go wrong for these folks, does. It's an endless stream of bad luck, bad decisions, and just plain bad; however, it's mesmerizing to watch. We see a four-way battle: guns versus muscles versus love versus inner-strength. Some characters get what they deserve, while others just wallow in the mess. Daisy shows she is not as ditzy as she seems once she gains leverage, yet she also proves she's not as clever as she thinks.

The performances here are quite fun to watch - Stewart, (especially) O'Brian, Harris, Baryshnikov, and Malone are all superb, and bring heft to an already creative and heavy-duty story. The score from Clint Mansell is a perfect fit, and Rose Glass's film bears a slight tonal resemblance to the Coen Brothers' classic BLOOD SIMPLE (1984). As in that one, the characters here often zig when we assume they will zag, and though the final act likely jumps the shark for some viewers, there is so much good here, that it prepares us for Glass's future visions.

In theaters beginning March 15, 2024.

5lbs of Pressure (2024)

The Mirror bar

[5/10 · 8 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. With a setting in the Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn (though filmed in Manchester, UK), writer-director Phil Allocco has adapted his own 2005 short film THE MIRROR into a gritty and violent feature length crime thriller. For fans of the genre, there is enough here to make it worth watching.

Luke Evans stars as Adam, recently paroled after committing murder 16 years prior. He is 5 years clean, and against all better judgment, he returns to his old neighborhood. Why would he make this choice? Well, he hopes to reconcile with his ex, Donna (Stephanie Leonidas, "American Gothic") and get to know his grown son, Jimmy (Rudy Pankow, who I also watched this week in ACCIDENTAL TEXAN). Donna not only rebuffs Adam's attempts to re-connect, but she begs him to stay away from Jimmy, who she desperately wants to prevent from falling into Adam's old ways. No one seems to believe Adam has turned over a new leaf, and the only job he can secure is as bartender at a dumpy pub called The Mirror.

Allocco begins the movie with an exterior shot of The Mirror Bar where we see and hear gunshots. We then flash back to four days earlier with Adam's parole. The question the opening scene leaves us with is - who is on the wrong end of those gunshots? Slowly (sometimes too slowly) the players in the hood come into focus. Mike (Rory Culkin, the underrated COLUMBUS, 2017) is a rocker wannabe spending his time running risky errands for his Uncle Leff (Alex Pettyfer, MAGIC MIKE, 2012), a drugs and gun dealer who, after his sister's OD, promised to look after her son despite having little faith in him. Mike's friend Eli (Zac Adams) was a witness to his older brother getting shot by Adam all those years ago ... and he remains filled with anger and bitterness. That bitterness shows in how he treats his girlfriend Lori (Savannah Steyn), who mostly just wants a change of locale. Other players here include bad guy ER (Gary McDonald) and Adam's PO played by Julee Cerda.

If you are thinking that's a lot of players in a story about an ex-con, you'd be right. Adam's story is at the center, but there are so many other things being affected by both his presence and the violent nature of street crime, that we feel like we are being introduced to loser after loser. The weight of the past is always hovering, and the themes of crime, revenge, forgiveness, and a desire for a fresh start, all lead to the vicious and endless cycle we've come to expect from these movies. We learn what the title refers to, and how art can act as a bonding agent if given a chance. Adam and Mike are the film's most interesting characters, yet most of the others get a bit shortchanged.

Opening in theaters, on digital and OnDemand beginning March 8, 2024.

American Dreamer (2022)

actively dying

[6/10 · 7 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Owning a home remains the American Dream, and being unrealistic about the topic makes one an American Dreamer. The first few scenes of the film make it obvious that American Dreamer is not just the title of Dr. Phil Loder's in-progress novel, but also a term that describes him. This is Paul Dektor's directorial debut, and the script is co-written by Theodore Melfi (HIDDEN FIGURES 2016, ST VINCENT 2014) and Christopher Wehner. It's loosely based on a true story.

Phil (Peter Dinklage) is an adjunct college professor who dreams of purchasing one of the multi-million-dollar mansions in the market. Inexplicably, he often crashes the open houses on these properties, or has his friend Dell schedule a viewing appointment. It's inexplicable because Phil earns less than $50k per year. Dell (1980's heartthrob Matt Dillon) is a smug high-producing realtor, and we never quite understand the bond between he and Phil. They are like oil(y) and vinegar, and Dell cuts to the quick when he tells Phil, "You're a dreamer, not a doer." (Just in case every single viewer hasn't quickly figured that out) We've all heard the adage: if it's too good to be true, it probably is. Well, Phil proceeds to learn this lesson over and over ... whether it's through a real estate deal or the attraction of a beautiful woman. When Phil stumbles on an ad (in the classifieds section, no less), he has Dell check it out. The "deal" is for $240k, Phil can buy one of the spectacular mansions he's been dreaming of. The catch? He must accept a "live-in" - the current owner, an elderly woman who Dell describes as "actively dying". Phil is confined to a small, run-down apartment on the property "til she croaks".

Of course, like Doc Holiday in TOMBSTONE, the elderly woman wasn't quite as sick as she made out. Astrid Fanelli (Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine) intends to hold Phil to the agreement which includes his paying upkeep, repairs, and property taxes. This is just one of the pieces that is never explained and makes zero sense. It's clear, these two will go one of two ways - either fight like proverbial cats and dogs, or become close friends.

Phil teaches a class in cultural economics, and the first question he asks his class is, "What do we need to be happy?". Similar to the novel he's writing, there is a "we see right through you" element to the autobiographical account of Phil's own thoughts and dreams (including a fantasy relationship with twin beauties). Bottom line, Phil is not a likable guy, especially after liquidating his retirement fund and selling his personal belongings to get this "deal" (Phil is later seen packing up a U-Haul, though we never see him buy anything after liquidation of his assets).

Supporting work is by Danny Pudi ("Community") as Phil's supervisor, Michelle Mylett ("Letterkenney") as Phil's amorous student, Kimberly Quinn (HIDDEN FIGURES, 2016) as Astrid's lawyer "daughter" and yet another with amorous intentions (though conflicted) towards Phil, and Danny Glover (at 78, not getting too old for this "stuff") as a Private Investigator. The film belongs to Mr. Dinklage and Ms. MacLaine, and they do all they can with the material, expertly generating some terrific scenes ... scenes that too often get crushed by the weight of other scenes and subplots that make little sense. Beyond that, though no one should be pleased with how the characters of Maggie and Claire are written, the film is certainly watchable, even with a weak ending.

In select theaters and OnDemand beginning March 8, 2024.

Accidental Texan (2023)

now I'm a land man ... action

[6/10 · 7 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Life in west Texas can be harsh. There is nothing romantic or picturesque about the land ... unless you are one of the lucky land/lease owners who have become rich by striking oil. Complementing his long career in the art departments of some massive blockbusters, Mark Lambert Bristol directs his second feature film from a script Julie B Denny, adapted from the 1999 novel "Chocolate Lizards" by Cole Thompson.

Former Harvard student Erwin Vandeveer (Rudy Pankow, who I also saw in 5 LBS OF PRESSURE this week) has just gotten his big break as an actor. He hits the road for the drive from Los Angeles to New Orleans, and is awed by having his name on a set trailer. Now, we've all had some jerk ruin the moment during a movie by checking a cell phone, but you've never seen it happen to the extreme that Erwin experiences when his goes off during his first scene. It's funny for us and devastating for him. On the trip home (after being fired from the movie), his Saab breaks down in Buffalo Gap, Texas. At the local diner run by Faye (Carrie-Anne Moss of THE MATRIX fame), oil driller Merle (Thomas Haden Church, SIDEWAYS, 2004) makes a deal with the desperate Erwin: Use his acting skills to impersonate a land man, and Merle will pay for the car repairs.

Erwin soon realizes Merle is every bit as desperate as he is. The bank is ready to foreclose on his rig, sending him into bankruptcy. His window is narrow to save his business, way of life, and pride. An unconventional (and not altogether above-board) collaboration with Erwin, is Merle's last hope, as is a plot of land owned by local old codger Scheermeyer (Bruce Dern, at age 88, his 65 year career is still going strong). The age-old battle of the 'little guy' taking on the big and corrupt system is at play here, and the clock is ticking.

Most of this is easily predictable, yet the three lead actors work their magic to ensure we remain on board and engaged. Thomas Haden Church is especially effective here, though we do wish Carrie-Anne Moss was given more to do. The ending is pretty hokey, and has a "sports movie" feel ... you know, last second Touchdown, game winning Home Run, or buzzer-beater basket. Still, we all can appreciate a feel-good story, and a reminder that when folks are at their lowest point, sometimes it only takes a helping hand from a neighbor, or even a stranger, to pick them back up.

In theaters beginning March 8, 2024.

Ricky Stanicky (2024)

retro Farrelly and leading man Cena

[6/10 · 7 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Honesty is the best policy. At least that's the lesson we were taught growing up. What we learn as we get older is that very few adhere consistently to that policy, and in fact, many pride themselves on an ability to mislead. On "Seinfeld", George Costanza stated quite succinctly, "It's not a lie if you believe it." Sadly, far too many are able to believe the web of lies they spread. But then, this film is from writer/director/producer Peter Farrelly, a double Oscar winner for GREEN BOOK (2020), and best known for the zany comedies he co-directed with his brother Bobby, including DUMB AND DUMBER (1994) and THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (1998). If any filmmaker can make lying funny, it should be a Farrelly brother.

The film starts where it should ... by showing us the childhood prank that led to the recurring lie. It's Halloween night and three buddies decide to prank the house that never gives out candy. The prank goes terribly wrong, and the imaginary Ricky Stanicky gets blamed, allowing our three young heroes to escape their first mess and setting the stage for 20 years of alibis. As adults, Dean (Zac Efron, fresh off his superb turn in THE IRON CLAW), JT (Andrew Santino), and Wes (Jermaine Fowler) continue to use their make-believe friend as a reason to take yet another boys' trip away from wives and partners and jobs and responsibilities. To ensure their stories stay straight, the men update "the bible", which is a chronology of the Stanicky lies they crafted over the years.

The latest Stanicky tall tale involves cancer and a trip to Atlantic City for a concert ... a trip that allows JT to skip the baby shower his wife has planned. Circumstances being what they are, the trip is cut short, but before they leave, their paths cross with a hard-raunch celebrity impersonator with the stage name Rock Hard Rod (John Cena). Soon, the boys are calling Rod to play the role of Ricky Stanicky so that friends and family can meet the legend in the flesh. The rest of the movie involves the sometimes hilarious, sometimes not, shenanigans of Rod becoming Ricky Stanicky. As with most lies, things get more complicated and convoluted with each passing moment.

"The best friend we never had" becomes a complex challenge that threatens to ruin all relationships and careers. William H Macy plays Summerhayes, an old school businessman and boss to Dean and JT. Macy plays it straight here, but his 'air guitar' with an unfortunate Farrelly twist makes for a comical segment - as does Summerhayes' evolving thoughts on Stanicky, who by this time, has charmed (and tricked) all whom he's met and even cleverly overstepped at the Bris for JT's baby. Dean's wife Erin (Lex Scott Davis) is a reporter and sees Stanicky as her ticket to a better gig. It's a bit sad that Ms. Davis has the only female role with any substance here.

Sir Walter Scott wisely commented, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave." Director Farrelly, working with a throwback comedy script from too many writers to name here, manages to find the humor in serial dishonesty, while also pointing out that the above-mentioned web is almost certain to nab the perpetrator(s) in the end. Farrelly also manages to check most of the PC boxes, while also showering us with his trademark inappropriateness. However, it's John Cena's energetic performance that shines here and keeps the film clicking along after a somewhat slow start. Cena proves he can carry a comedy.

Available on Prime Video beginning March 7, 2024.

Spaceman (I) (2024)

hug a spider

[6/10 · 1 March 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Have you hugged a spider today? Adam Sandler has. Well, technically it's his character who does the hugging. Jakub Prochazka, is a Czech astronaut 189 days into his year long mission. He's flying solo on "the outskirts of Jupiter" to explore the Chopra cloud which is expected to reveal the beginning of time. Honestly, it feels like a job worthy of more than one man, however, that's what the source material provides. Based on the 2017 book "Spaceman of Bohemia" by Jaroslav Kalfar, Johan Renck directs the adapted screenplay by Colby Day. Mr. Renck is not one that jumps to mind when thinking of an Adam Sandler movie. His previous credits include the excellent mini-series "Chernobyl", as well as multiple episodes of acclaimed series, "Breaking Bad" and "Bloodline".

The reality is that Adam Sandler is a solid dramatic actor, as evidenced by his roles in PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002), and more recently, THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES (2017) and UNCUT GEMS (2019). In fact, many of us much prefer heavy-drama Sandler to goofy-comedy Sandler. In this latest, he goes low-key extreme. In fact, Jakub is rapidly sinking into depression, though it has little to do with the loneliness and solitude of space. That's right ... it's a woman. His pregnant wife, Lenka (the always stellar Carey Mulligan) is missing and won't communicate with her galactic husband. We know what's going on with her, but the mission Commander (Isabella Rossellini) refuses to tell Jakub due to his fragile mental state. On top of that, his deteriorating spacecraft is preventing him from sleeping properly.

Soon, that rickety old space toilet is the least of Jakub's worries. He's sharing the claustrophobic space with a giant talking spider. Jakub is unsure if this is a figment of his imagination or some alien creature. Passively voiced by Paul Dano, Hanus the arachnid initially appears to be a manifestation of Jakub's subconscious, but as time goes on, it appears he's a creature with knowledge of the universe. The low-key vocals from Jakub and Hanus don't generate much excitement for us viewers, but the therapy Hanus provides, allows Jakub to better understand himself ... and also drives Hanus to binge eat. There are no Sandler tantrums or screaming moments ... instead his sad eyes and droopy face tell us much about Jakub.

Hanus calls Jakub "skinny human" so many times, it feels like that should be the film's title. It gets old pretty quickly. Other supporting work comes from Kunal Nayyar as Jakub's virtual doc, and Lena Olin as Lenka's mother, although the film struggles to give anyone beyond Jakub much definition (including the underutilized Mulligan). It's a bit baffling to look at this cast and associate them with the Czech Republic space program, but it's Hollywood, where the 20-year age cap between Sandler and Mulligan also matters little. The film spent almost three years in post-production for reasons I don't know, but it's safe to say it's one of the better talking spider movies you'll see, yet not one of the finest lonely astronaut flicks.

Begins streaming on Netflix on March 1, 2024.

Pitch People (1999)

step right up

[7/10 · 29 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. It's been 25 years since this documentary from Stanley Jacobs made the festival rounds, and now his 1999 film has gained an "anniversary" release in theaters and on 4K digital. Those of us of a certain age recall our favorite TV shows being interrupted with commercials for the latest "As Seen on TV" products. Ginsu knives and Pocket Fisherman were two of the most prominent, yet there were dozens more that gained airtime. What stood out was the excitement of those presenting the products, making that day's miracle seem like a must-have for everyone ... well except the Ronco Salad Shooter held little appeal for my younger self. But a Ginsu knife that cut through tin cans? I could find a use for that!

Jacobs' tracks the origins of pitch people back to the days of traveling 'Medicine Men' and their cure-all potions, to the untrusted 'Snake Oil' salesmen (who were often the same folks). What's clear is that we humans have always (and continue to) been enticed by anything promised to make our daily lives easier and better ... or as PT Barnum (supposedly) said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Of course, one need not have traveled in a covered wagon or even grown up with limited network TV in the 1970's to have been mesmerized by the best (or even mediocre) pitch people. Every county and state fair, and most every trade show, car show, and conference, features the entertaining sideshow of a pitch person and their slight-of-hand, fast-talking presentation of some gadget. What Jacobs shows us is that these masters of oratory skills typically take great pride in their talent and results.

Pitchers, hawkers, grafters, barkers, salespeople ... it matters little what label is applied. Their job is to draw folks in, set the hook, and make the sale. The more fun you have with the pitch, the more likely you are to part with greenbacks (or tap your card these days). Ron Popeil (and his RonCo) may be the most famous and successful, and here, Jacobs details Popeil's dad as well as the birth of the infomercial. Ed McMahon of Johnny Carson fame gets his own segment, and we experience how the pitch, once mastered, stays within the pitch person. We also hear from many others who work in this profession, some you'll recognize, others you'll feel like you should.

Slicers and dicers, miracle mops, and cookware, as well as anything "-O-Matic", are big players in this market, and we find it entertaining to watch the pitch, but also see the reactions of those gathered around the booth at the fair. It's quite a phenomenon, and one that Stanley Jacobs expertly captured in this documentary from many years ago ... one certainly due a resurgence.

Opening in select theaters in 4K beginning March 1, 2024.

Asleep in My Palm (2023)

off the grid

[7/10 · 29 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. The extreme political divisions that exist in the United States today are well-documented and often discussed. The first feature from writer-director Henry Nelson eschews politics and instead looks at class differences - and even deeper into the role of human connections and family bonds. As a new filmmaker, it certainly doesn't hurt to have an incredible actor as your dad, especially one willing to dive headfirst into the lead role of your gritty and intimate drama.

Tim Blake Nelson has evolved into a must-see actor. He manages to make each role his own, whether in support (O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?, 2000) or as the lead (OLD HENRY, 2021). Here he stars as the bearded father to 16-year-old Beth Ann (an outstanding Chloe Kerwin, "The Marvelous Mrs Maisel"). When we first see them, dad is telling a creative bedtime version of Chicken Little to his daughter, complete with frequent blue language. A short while later we see the two are living in a storage unit, about as far off the grid as a father-daughter can get.

During the initial Chicken Little story, dad says, "everybody has a breaking point". We know immediately that this is foreshadowing as well as an explanation for what has already happened. We quickly bond with father and daughter, although dad is often a bit prickly, an attribute we chalk up to PTSD. What we don't doubt is his commitment to Beth Ann and his need to protect her from outside forces, aka society. Dad doesn't talk much about himself or his past, but he frequently serves up lessons, often based on religion, that are meant to convince their way is the only way.

An occurrence with his partner in crime (Jared Abrahamson) becomes a way forward, but at the same time, Beth Ann is exposed to some of the students at a nearby college and becomes intrigued by Millah (a memorable Gus Birney). As viewers we are forced to consider the effects of isolation, loneliness, parental judgement, and teenage curiosity ... both before and after the film's excellent twist that few will see coming. Not only is this a nice showcase for Tim Blake Nelson, Chloe Kerwin, and Gus Birney, it's also a solid debut from writer-director Henry Nelson.

In theaters on March 1, 2024, on VOD March 19, and streaming April 19.

Ordinary Angels (2024)

the power of people and community

[6/10 · 23 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Ed Schmitt has lost his faith. His wife dies, leaving him with two young daughters ... the youngest of which, due to Biliary Artesia, needs a liver transplant to avoid her mother's tragic fate. These circumstances have straddled Ed with $400,000 in medical bills, and the possibility of losing his precious daughter before a donor can be found. Directed by Jon Gunn (MY DATE WITH DREW documentary, 2004), the film is based on a true story with a screenplay by Kelly Fremong Craig (THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN 2016; ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, MARGARET 2023) and actress Meg Tilly (her first screenplay).

Two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank stars as Sharon Stevens, a middle-aged hairdresser and alcoholic party girl. We see her at her inebriated peak, dancing on the bar in her tasseled boots - right up until she falls off. Her salon partner Rose (Tamala Jones) does what any good friend would do - takes her to an AA meeting. Of course, Sharon refuses to admit she's an alcoholic, but afterwards, as she's in line to buy a six-pack, a local newspaper headline catches her eye. Five-year-old Michelle Schmitt (Emily Mitchelly) has recently lost her mom, and now has severe medical issues herself. Something awakens in Sharon and she organizes a Hair-A-Thon to fundraise for Michelle.

Michelle's dad, Ed, is a hulking man played by Alan Ritchson ("Reacher"). He's a soft-spoken man whose pride and guilt is consuming him. He and Sharon couldn't be less alike, but Sharon dedicates herself to helping Michelle and Ed, as well as the older daughter (Skywalker Hughes), and Ed's mother (Nancy Travis). Sharon seems intent on doing something good with her life, yet the addiction tendencies are ever-present, no matter how much the girls admire her sparkly skirts and neon heels.

This is 1993 in Louisville, Kentucky, and it's obvious the writers have taken a great deal of dramatic license to up the ante on the hurdles facing Ed, Michelle, and Sharon. In fact, some of it is overkill, as the actual story is plenty heartwarming. These days, it's enjoyable to watch folks helping others, and when the community comes together for the film's most dramatic moment, it's sure to bring a tear to the eyes of many viewers. We are all flawed humans, but Sharon proves that helping others (even those too proud to ask) is a reward in and of itself. Director Gunn ends the film with real life updates (and photos) of Sharon and the Schmitts, plus songs by Wendlo and Dave Matthews.

Rated PG and opening in theaters nationwide on February 23, 2024.

Stopmotion (2023)

a slow descent

[6/10 · 23 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. The art of stop-motion consists of bringing hunks of clay to life and telling an interesting story. It's excruciatingly slow work requiring meticulous attention to detail. The first feature length film from animator-turned-writer/director Robert Morgan is co-written with Robin King, and pays homage to this distinct art form. Of course, since it's a horror film, it also makes good use of the adage ... an artist being consumed by their art.

Aisling Franciosa (so memorable in THE NIGHTINGALE, 2018) stars as Ella Blake, who is assisting her mother (Stella Gonet), a renowned stop-motion artist, with her "last film". Arthritis has seized mom's hands and so she barks orders at her daughter in frustration of her own limitations. Once out from under her mother's controlling ways, Ella finds her own space in an old apartment, where she begins to pursue her own vision. Soon she's visited by an odd and inquisitive little girl (Caolinn Springall), presumably from the neighborhood. The girl labels Ella's work "boring" and proceeds to tell her own story about Ashman, who haunts a girl in the forest over three nights. Ella is captivated, and we quickly recognize she is in the midst of a slow descent into madness ... unaware of who this little girl actually is.

Director Morgan first introduces us to Ella over the opening credits. The flashing lights in a nightclub play visual tricks, and Ella alternates between good and evil looks (think of the two-face syndrome in "Seinfeld"). This is an early clue about the film's path. Morgan also provides contrast between the stark working conditions of the studio (whether it's mom's basement or Ella's apartment) and the more lively and colorful clubs and parties where she hangs out with her boyfriend (Tom York). Adding to the film's visual treats are some unusual camera angles courtesy of cinematographer Leo Hinstin.

The final act features some extreme gore, so be prepared. It's rare for a film to feature raw meat, a dead fox, maggots, and mutilation, but few films have successfully blended the use of stop-action animation with live-action drama. Aisling Franciosa has the instincts to convincingly portray a troubled artist when the wires are crossed between reality and creativity. Getting creeped out is all part of the show.

Opens in theaters on February 23, 2024.

Red Right Hand (2024)

a surprising backwoods crime thriller

[6/10 · 22 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. Regardless of how attractive the real estate prices seem, it's usually best to avoid small rural towns controlled by a violent crime boss nicknamed Big Cat. Especially when she doesn't hesitate to make an example of those who cross her, and she 'owns' the local Sheriff and runs drugs throughout the area. Even those who break away from her organization are likely to get dragged back in, 'do this or else' style, if Big Cat wants them back. It's a self-perpetuating cesspool of control and being controlled.

The SMALL TOWN CRIME (2018) directing team of brothers Eshom Nelms and Ian Nelms re-team to direct this surprisingly engaging backwoods crime thriller, with a screenplay from Jonathan Easley (his first). What's surprising about this is most movies of this genre are pretty simple and easy to predict. In this one, there are certainly some familiar tropes, but the depth of characters and the against-type performance by Orlando Bloom make this one quite a bit of fun. Also going against-type here is Andie MacDowell as Big Cat. It's her darkest role yet, and she seems to embrace the evil.

Mr. Bloom stars as Cash, a greasy, tatted, ripped dude with a Kentucky accent who is diligently working to keep his life on a good path. His past includes a beloved sister who passed away, severe alcoholism, and a life of crime while working as Big Cat's henchman. His life motto is "God-Family-Survival", and he's dedicated to his struggling brother-in-law, Finney (Scott Haze) and whip smart ninth grade niece, Savannah (newcomer Chapel Oaks). When Cash discovers that Finney has mortgaged the family farm to Big Cat, he quickly realizes he must cut a deal with his former boss to save what's left of his family. As Michael Corleone says, "they pull me back in." Big Cat values Cash's cool head under pressure - especially as compared to her other redneck lackeys. Her one misjudgment is in underestimating Cash after she has attacked his family. This leads to a blaze of violence and one crazy shootout on the grounds of Big Cat's estate. Supporting work is provided here by the always excellent Garrett Dillahunt (here as a rehabilitated preacher), Brian Geraghty as the Sheriff, Mo McRae as the good-intentioned Deputy, and Daniel David Stewart as Big Cat's ponytailed corrupt banker son. Johnny Derango adds some quality cinematography to this surprisingly intricate and well-developed crime thriller.

Magnolia Pictures will release the film in theaters and on VOD February 23, 2024.

The Hobby (V) (2024)

was kid fun, now big biz

[7/10 · 16 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. As a kid and blossoming baseball fanatic, there were few things more exciting than ripping into a new pack of baseball cards. While some friends used clothes pins to attach them to bike wheels for a cool sound, I preferred to study the cards, especially the statistics and brief bio on the back. Often, the flat panel of bubble gum included was so stale it would snap in two, but the smell of a pack remains ingrained in my olfactory memory bank all these years later. In this documentary, Morgan Jon Fox explores the difference between traditional card hobbyists and new age collectable card investors, and introduces us to the people driving the changes.

New York Times reporter Paul Sullivan starts things off by recounting the investigative series he published on the collectable card industry. He admits to being shocked that not only were some cards selling millions of dollars, but also of how the card market had become just that ... a true marketplace. No longer was it just adolescents swapping a Robin Yount for a Reggie Jackson. Where there had once been passionate collectors as hobbyists, there were now passionate investors - only they weren't passionate like fans of the players on the card, instead they were passionate and focused on making money. RBI stats had been replaced by ROI, and these people were serious. Even the product evolved - trading cards were now collectable cards. And no one was putting them on their bicycle spokes.

Filmmaker Fox provides a bit of history for us. Cards date back to 1869 and were included in tobacco, candy, and gum packs. It was Topps who invented the modern-day collectables in 1952. This is also the year of the infamous Mickey Mantle rookie card that caused values, and the card market, to explode. The story behind this is quite surprising and detailed in the film. As the market for cards grew, more companies joined in. Competing with originator Topps were Fleer, Upper Deck, and Panini, and in 2021, the industry shifted again. Powerhouse retailer Fanatics and co-founder Josh Luber gained exclusivity for football, baseball, and basketball. Trade shows, podcasts, and websites all led to the growth in values which then led to popularity. What was once childhood fun, was now big business.

This was filmed in 2021-2022 when collectable cards were showing tremendous value jumps, and at the time, it was estimated that the market could be worth $100 billion by 2027. Not long after, values for many cards, and for the industry as a whole, plummeted. The rarest cards held up, but the mass market continues to struggle. The concern from insiders is that the market could 'age out' like stamp collecting has. Efforts are underway to draw more kids into collecting, and also expand the 'non-sports' market, which includes cards like Pokemon, Star Wars, Marvel, and Harry Potter. Fox even shows us some old Presidential collectables that feature Abraham Lincoln. While the line has certainly blurred between investor and hobbyist, it appears those who focus on a specific segment are now the most successful.

Available TVOD on February 16, 2024.

Bleeding Love (2023)

arachno road trip

[6/10 · 15 February 2024]

Greetings again from the darkness. There is no shortage of movies depicting the challenges associated with being a parent, although there is an added element of interest when a real-life father and daughter are cast in the lead roles (remember PAPER MOON with Ryan and Tatum O'Neal?). Such is the case with this first feature film from director Emma Westenberg, co-written by Vera Bulder, Ruby Caster, and Elle Malan. Ewan McGregor and his daughter Clara McGregor co-star in a dramatic father-daughter road movie filled with awkward moments.

No character names are given, so we'll have to refer to them as Ewan/father and Clara/daughter. After Clara overdoses, long-estranged dad shows up to drive her from San Diego to Santa Fe, where he tells her she can stay with an artist friend in hopes of rekindling her passion for art. Of course, that is a lie because that's what dad's do after they've drunkenly walked away from their family years ago. Ewan plays a recovering alcoholic who has started a new life by re-marrying and having a young son. Clara, on the other hand, is an addict with no direction in life, other than wanting to run from dad and get the next fix.

These two mismatched blood relatives have only flashbacks to her childhood in common. Dad is trying to make amends, and 20-year-old daughter just pouts and spews anger. It's a road trip movie that requires only one night in a roadside motel. When Dad's truck breaks down, they encounter a live-wire tow truck driver (Kim Zimmer), who drops them at a small town birthday party where the big gift for a young boy is a rifle. It's here where Clara meets a young man (Jake Weary, excellent in the series "Animal Kingdom", and Ms. Zimmer's real-life son) who assists with some much needed booze for the underage lass. Once back on the road, Clara gets a spider bite on her lady bits, and it's a local prostitute (Vera Bulder) dreaming of Broadway who provides guidance.

A road trip movie typically requires these types of interactions to hold our interest, but the missed opportunity here comes from real life father-daughter dynamics. Ewan and Clara play off each other very well, but simply needed more friction and conflict to make this believable. The expected reconciliation hits too few speed bumps, and a hokey AA meeting produces more cringe than tears. The movie feels over-directed, when letting these two go at each other full force is what they needed ... and what we needed as viewers.

In select theaters and OnDemand beginning February 16, 2024.