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The Hit List (2019)
Utterly ruined by the last round
A reasonable concept completely ruined by the last round which is blatantly set up so that none of the contestants win anything. Typical BBC hand show.
Skyline (2010)
Skyline = Worst Film Ever Made By A Human Being!
SKYLINE = WORST FILM EVER MADE BY A HUMAN BEING! Seriously - if you want the experience without wasting two hours of your life and £20 I suggest the following. 1. Watch the trailer then 2. Watch War of the Worlds until just before the Martians start dying then 3. Watch the jets attack on the mothership scene from Independence Day. 4. Just after the mothership crashes, watch the scene in reverse so it puts itself back together. 5. Ask yourself how humanity could survive and defeat an alien race that can repair itself after being hit by a nuke. 6. Wait 20 minutes for an answer. 7. Get none...because they don't.
Crap! Total and utter unadulterated derivative dog***t of the first order. Avoid this in the same way you'd avoid kissing an incontinent tramp with a weeping coldsore.
Apparently the Brothers Strause financed this suppurating pile of haemorrhoidal nonsense entirely themselves - I hope they end up sleeping in a shop doorway! In the Rain. On fire.