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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983)
It was the third of December...
We start off the arousing adventure of a flashback-inducing professor from the U of A (that's Arkansas, folx!!). He's joined by his hungry for lovin' son/student Tim, and two brilliant, mud wrestling young women as they use a beeping green thingy to track the elusive "creature." The true creature of this film is Jimmy Clem, who played a very convincing beast-hating prejudiced MAN-PIG!!! Crenshaw's prized possession was his little creature. Recently he had had problems with the little creature as it became smaller and weaker as it lay in the hay. The legend was after the little creature, as it was very dear to it. Crenshaw was lucky when Doc and the gang came for a visit because it meant that the little creature would get some much needed attention. Doc was disgusted at Crenshaw for showing his little creature to him, but was relieved at the fact that at least he got to see and touch it. Much to Crenshaw's anger, however, they tore the creature from him and gave it to another creature. The other creature was quite pleased. And at the end, Crenshaw said that he really didn't need it anyway. This completely accurate synopsis brought to you by PATCO, where the hills are alive with the smell of whiskey.
Uchû Kaisokusen (1961)
Space Chef rides again!
Gather round the campfire, children, and listen to the story of the great Space Chief!! Who sucked. He rode around in a bumpy car that, when lit on fire, sent him into space. But enough about me, let's talk about the children!! They were the real heroes here and the next time some crazy dj-aliens with records stuck to their heads come through the electro-barrier, I'm hoping those kids'll be around to get into level 5 security areas and figure that baby out all on their own. Cause goshdarnit, they've done it before.