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Wizards of Waverly Place (2007)
Terrible pile of rubbish that children should not be exposed
Alex Russo is one of the worst role-models for children in television (or world) history.
Alex Russo is one of the most horrible characters in the history of television. To say that she is a bad role model is a compliment. She is rude, obnoxious, irresponsible, smarmy, lazy, selfish, self-centered, uneducated; illiterate; and stupid, unreliable, smug, arrogant, bossy, pushy, a bully, an underachiever, a cheater, and a liar, and does the bare minimum to get other to forgiver her until the next time she does something bad. For example, she purposely sabotaged Justin and Harper's friendship for her own selfish benefit. Another example is when she turned Justin and Zeke into puppets against their wills, again for her own selfish benefit. There is nothing redeeming about her and that she has been made the center of the show only serves to drag the whole program down. Impressionable children should not be exposed to her. Unfortunately the stupid writers keep making her out to be "cool" as though being bad is a good thing, which just makes the show all the more inappropriate, especially for impressionable young children.
The absurd scenarios are all extremely force and contrived and unbelievable (even for a fantasy show). The family is always somehow responsible for saving the world as though there is something special about them (which has been repeatedly established is not the case because there are plenty of other often include flat out offensive scenarios in which the Russos (Alex specifically) do things that are basically crimes.
One example is when Alex "outsmarted" the dragon seller by switching their dog with that of another person at that the dog-show. Excuse me? In what universe is she a hero? She just kidnapped someone's dog! Did it not occur to her that the person might be heart-broken and crushed that their pet has vanished? Of course not; she only thinks about
Another example was when T.J. turns Jenny Majorhealey from a 16-year-old girl into a a 40-year-old woman. First of all, where and how was she living for the past few months? Second, did it not occur to the writers that this is a stupid plot? Did they not think that Jenny's parents would have freaked out and searched the city for their missing daughter? Did they not think that this "innocent and funny" plot point is actually an *Amber Alert* and the stuff of "Law and Order"?
Another example is when Harper threw a slumber-part for girl-Max and had a bunch of girls from his school over. Magic went awry and the girls were turned into old men. What was the Russos' solution? To turn the girls into (talking) fruits! If that wasn't bad enough, Jerry actually had the audacity to indicate that he wanted to eat them! Excuse me? Are they actually condoning murder? Did it not occur to them that when a bunch of children suddenly go missing, there will be a search and big police hunt for them? Did it not occur to them that they will obviously first check the last place (the Russo residence) that the girls were known to be? Idiotic!
There have been numerous occasions in which they have actually killed someone or something, but because they usually do it in some stupid cutesy way with spell like turning them into stone and breaking it, or shrinking them and stomping on them, etc. it is somehow considered acceptable and a non-issue that they just took a life.
The Glades (2010)
Jim is the worst part of the show
I didn't hate this show when it first started, but I can't stand it anymore. It's kind of boring (a generic crime-drama that doesn't stand out), but it is intolerable now because Jim is (or at least has become) a raging douche-bag.
In every single episode now, whenever he talks to anyone that isn't his buddy the temporary characters related to the current case), he is a massive judgmental, rude douche. He has a stupid, cocky, arrogant attitude to everybody and acts as though they have done something wrong even if they aren't even suspects. Who does he think he is?
If I were being questioned by him and he started giving me that kind of attitude, I would tell him to go to hell and fetch me a proper, professional officer who knows how to do the job correctly and treat people with respect when they have not even so much as been charged, let alone convicted (after asking for a lawyer of course, duh).
American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)
Worst Movie-Mistake ever
The movie itself wasn't too bad. I mainly wanted to watch if for Mila. The main thing is that this film had the worst movie mistake ever. I'm not talking about some guy's tie is one color in a shot then another color in the next shot. I'm not even talking about someone's hair being wet then suddenly dry. About a third of the way into the movie a guy is murdered and then about half way through the movie he's suddenly alive again sitting in the background (not his usual seat) like nothing happened.
What's wrong did they run out of extras? 🤔
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)
Truly impressive
A truly impressive collection of characters. I remember seeing this long ago when I was a child. Now that I'm older I understand what a big deal it was that sooo many celebrities came together to allow a lot of the biggest animated characters to do this show. It should be shown again.
Bernard and the Genie (1991)
Truly one of the best.
This is truly one of the best movies I have ever seen. It is incredibly funny from start to end. Though it is rather short, it is never boring. It keeps your attention throughout the film with it's good story-line and keeps you laughing until the end. It will also keep you smiling well after it is over. Watch this film whenever you need to cheer up, laughter is the best medicine and this is the morphine of film.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Truly one of the best.
This is truly one of the best movies I have ever seen. This movies is very funny. It is the sweet story of a boy who wants a specific gift for Christmas. It has several parallel story-lines that are equally great. It takes place in a small town in the 40's giving it a very cozy feel which is great for Christmas. Instead of 'It's a Wonderful Life', I watch this film every year around Christmas.