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The Coroner (1999)
Stay away as though your life depended on it!
This has got to be without a doubt, and I say this without an ounce of exaggeration or joking at all, the absolute WORST movie that I have EVER seen in my entire LIFE! I have seen better character development in a porno movie. The folks at MST3K wouldn't even touch this movie. Did I mention it's bad?
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To be specific, though: Jane Longnecker (is that her real name?) shows, along with each and every other member of the cast, just how bad of an actor you can be and still be able to get your face on film. The storyline is incoherent, and the ending looks like it was thrown together when they couldn't come up with anything else. No explanation is given to how Emma's STUDIO apartment could have a bomb shelter beneath it. You don't see the stairs or anything. All you see is the front door directly in front of the bed. She looks like she's staying at the local Holiday Inn. When she is out jogging, late at night, and for no apparent reason decides to go from the middle of the street to the sidewalk, she is hit with a blowdart by the serial killer/coroner, who then throws her in the passenger seat and then walks around and gets in the driver's side, where the door is ALREADY OPEN! Are you telling me she isn't going to see a fat man standing beside a tree with the driver's side door open when she's standing in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET? Geez.
As I said up above, stay away from this movie as though your life depended on it. I can only hope that this was meant to be a spoof, but regrettably I must say that I do not truly believe this to be the case.