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Pete Protivnak
Reviews
Joe Dirt (2001)
A ripoff of mulletmania
this film rips off the hysteria surrounding the current mullet fad. it is no different from those lame "i love mullets" stickers that were marketed by another rip off artist. the original mullet expert can be found at www.mulletsgalore.com and goes by the alias j. furthermore, this film doesn't even portray a mullethead in the correct way, being that joe dirt was a pannywaste and always got beat up. he didn't even have a real mullet, it was a wig, and that in itself proves how fake and dull this film was...
McBain (1991)
The Action Movie to End All Action Movies
If you like Christopher Walken, and you like hard-core unbelievable action and unnecessary violence, rent this movie tonight. The amazing array of hilarious faces that Walken makes in this movie is more than enough to justify renting it. If you want an action movie that is exactly what you'll get, Mcbain truly delivers action like no other.
Faces of Death (1978)
OH MY!!!!!
this is by far one of the coolest movies I've ever seen.i have not been scared by a good movie in a while, but brother i kid you not, try watching this movie around 1 in the morning, and then go to sleep, cuz i could not. this film delivers the way few films do...the only thing cooler than this film is maybe a slayer concert.