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Titanic (1997)
i think i must have slept during the "award winning" parts
i hated this movie. i will be honest. i wanted to like it because james camaron is sooo cool. (true lies is one of my favorite movies!) i gave this movie a three. the script was horrible. i was dying of laughter right there in the theater in front of all the teary eyed girls, i mean the girl next to me was actually crying (her-"oh not leo!" me-"excuse me, i am trying to nap here!") it took like a whole day the watch the borefest. 5 hours of crap before the iceberg hit. then when the boat crunched and cracked that was pretty good. the best part of the movie takes about a nanosecond. that is when some guy falls and like hits his head on a boat propeller and starts twirling around. i was rolling with laughter. other than that....zzzzz. and the crap with that old chick was played out! who cares about these uninteresting people? i wanted them to crash into the iceberg and then have polar bears leap out onto the deck and start mauling people. then arnold would show up (because this is james camaron) and like take no prisoners or something. i don't know...anything to end my suffering.
Sling Blade (1996)
potted meat
i want to know who on earth saw this and didn't think billy bob thorton should have swept the academy awards? he does about the most remarkable job a person could do in a movie. he wrote, directed, and starred? come on...the guy should be like worshipped. anyhow this movie is awsome. never disappointing. carl is the man. the kid is great. he needed an oscar too, so did dwight. robbery, i tell ya! i also will add that billy bob made tom hanks look amateur. while forrest gump was supposed to come off as slow and sweet, i felt he came off slow and story bookish rather than real. carl is a bit slow but he is smart, has personality and has a heart. carl is real. this movie is fantastic. i gave it a big 9!
Predator (1987)
check out preds dreds
this is a movie i have seen so many times i can call when we are gonna see the "arnold's butt scene" as he crawls along the leafy jungle floor, every time. i give it a big 10. great story, characters, and script totally rules. dutch rules, billy rules, jesse "the body" rules, the rest of the guys rule. i like when they aren't afraid to just show us gory, skinned bodies and stuff in a movie. you've got to admire that. also, in total seriousness, is there anyone as cool as arnold? really,though, he is so cool. and predator...he is not one to be messed with, especially with those dreds!
The Goonies (1985)
i am a goonie, and i am proud
this movie gets a 10. do you know why? because it is great. totally good story, funny kids, corny lines, and of course...Brand (the hunk)! i'll never get over the wishing well scene, the corniest of all! ("it's our time down here!") i don't know about you but i totally dig pirates and "rich stuff" just like the kids. last but not least....mouth rules!
The Wedding Singer (1998)
fun...and FUNny
i really like this movie. totally cute. totally funny. robbie's hair...is enough to keep me rollin. i didn't understand why julia wasn't in 80's duds? they couldn't make her cute while wearing 80's clothes? oh well, it is great despite that. i really like melody from the nick show "hey dude" as julia's bud. the music is great too. flashback time. as a final note i will add that billy idol is still a total hunk. if billy reads this i was wondering if i can call you when i get married and you could sing "white wedding" at my wedding?....that has been my dream for some time.
The Breakfast Club (1985)
it's outta my hands
over and over i have seen this movie. i can say the lines right along with the movie. bender is total hunk. check out the bandana around the pants...ohh and how he takes one for the team. how can you go wrong with this movie? anyone who doesn't like this..forget that whoever doesn't LOVE this movie needs help. what are you stupid?...perfection. and if you say the dancing is dumb..well...it was a magical 80's moment and you need to realize it is a relevent part of our society. i'm so into this movie that every time bender is telling the joke, i always wait for the punchline like maybe this time it will come...it never does though...denied.
Sixteen Candles (1984)
poor sam....(a tear drips down my cheek)
this movie has two great things besides being entertaining and funny. 1. little john cusack. i love him in this. such a small role, played so perfectly 2. pizza on record player and record player is revolving. i just get a total kick out of that!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
....and sting is even in it (not the wrestler)
this movie was excellently executed. just the kind of movie i like. funny, clever, well acted with interesting characters. i give it a 10. i was worried i wouldn't understand but i was selling myself short because it was quite clear once i got into it. also, funny as hell. little chris was oscar worthy i thought. by the end i was screaming at the telly. also check it out, that red haired guy was in deep rising. go red haired guy! the colors were great, the cinematography was "top notch." sting was in it too. i didn't recognize him at first so watch out for him as bar owner.
The Doom Generation (1995)
what is this? night of the living brain dead?
this is one of my favorite movies and it should be one of yrs too. i have the unrated version which is not for the weak at heart. what am i talking about...it rules. do you want one of the funniest flicks to ever grace the silver screen? do you want to see a hot babe with a smart mouth? how about one of the hottest hunks ever wearing a cowboy hat and some totally tight jeans? get this...it...is...far...out!
True Lies (1994)
forget that stupid titanic
this is james cameron at his finest...not titanic. this is one of my favorite movies ever. arnold, despite what anyone says, is wonderful!!!! i love him in this movie. i don't even know what to say. i love this!!! great script and great characters fuel this movie which is rare for one of these big budget action movies. who doesn't love bill paxton as the sleaze? you want to see the james camaron film that should have been nominated for a "boat load" of oscars?....this is it.
Gimme Shelter (1970)
brothers and sisters please!
the downfall of civilization. hard to watch at times. it is well done and the stones are GREAT. i found it interesting to see their impression of what went on. it is amazing when you think of it. hell's angels beating the concert goers with pool cues and it just being allowed much to the horror of the bands and the crowd. i mean jeez! it shows what can happen when stuff isn't planned. did the woodstock 99 dudes watch this? personally, i liked the way mickey tried to calm things down. i don't think that happened at woodstock 99 and i found it to be a very responsible thing to do.
The Haunting (1999)
foolish crap
dude, this movie sucked. The house was the only thing worth seeing. Well that and Owen Wilson wasting his talent in yet another crappy movie. The story is absurd, the actors embarrass themselves, and the end...well it is just embarrassing to watch. Nothing is scary, except the fact that they must have wasted millions of dollars making this borefest. If you are interested in set design, go to see this in the theator to see the house because it really is amazing. Then get a laugh out of the stupid script. Lili Taylor should be ashamed. She is such a great actress and her role is the worst.
Bottle Rocket (1996)
"jumpsuit" for joy
this movie is awesome. i have not laughed that hard in a long time. Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson are excellent writers. you will not be sorry for renting this film. everything that happens is so bizarre. from dignan "breaking" his friend out of the mental hospital, to the final "heist" it is full of great laughs. i was already a big Rushmore fan before seeing this and i thought maybe my expectations were too high for bottle rocket. wrong. it is GREAT!
Dancer, Texas Pop. 81 (1998)
where is the dancing?
i know life must be slow in a small town but come on...do we have to sit through their boring lives too? The slowness however isn't the worst part of the movie...no no my friends...be prepared for the return of chrissy, the little sister from growing pains, playing the little sister of one of the friends. Also the "teen heart throb" cast from can't hardly wait does a sorry acting job.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
i'm a little lebowski urban achiever
this is the greatest movie of all time. every line in this movie is great. every character is great. it makes bowling look elegant and beautiful. where was jeff's oscar nomination? he's too good for an oscar...no one has ever come so close to perfection. the dude is a god. a god among men. every time i see the part where the sheriff is yelling at the dude and the dude says "i'm sorry i wasn't paying attention" it totally kills me. the coen's have a special place in my heart for making a movie that i love so so so much. this is a wonderfully weird, funny, beautiful movie.
Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
isn't it romantic, when roosters fall in love?
this is so awful. good thing elvis is dead because the embarrassment of this may have killed him. i like to watch this and laugh. if you don't want to watch the whole thing, just watch the end for the final song and dance. laughs all around. i especially like the way they blend the real life boy (who has coon skin cap hair) with the hideous animation.
Ghostbusters (1984)
bill murray is god
all i want to know is why didn't ghostbusters win an oscar!!! where is bill murray's best actor nomination. this movie is EXCELLENT!!! Everything is great, from the funny as sin dialogue to the eightiesfied soundtrack. i gave it a ten!!!
Meet the Deedles (1998)
Bonus Round Dude
Many would say this movie is stupid, i thought it was great. It was so dumb it was funny. The Deedle Boy lingo is tops in my book. I rented it once, watched 15 minutes of it and turned it off, but then I was flipping through channels the other day and landed on it. I figured my brother and i would watch a few minutes and laugh at how foolish it was but then it was killing me! It was so funny! Not just stupid humor, but actually some clever stuff too. What a great movie!