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Dune (1984)
The Weirding Way
How bad can a movie be. This was great fun. The completely pointless characters who kept cropping up and then dying just for the hell of it, the storyline that skips from one scene to another without explaining what just happened and as for the voiceovers..... Other viewers may claim that it takes some intelligence to view this 'masterpiece' but they just say these things because it seems cool to do so. Regardless of the book this is supposed to be a movie and as such it should not require inside knowledge before viewing. This film is truly WIERDING.
Pitch Black (2000)
Scary-Yes because it was made at all
This has to be one of the most disappointing films I have ever watched. From viewing the trailer I was expecting an atmospheric scare a minute thrill ride. Instead what this is is an incredibly cheap looking poorly acted episode of star trek. Monsters that are afraid of flourescent lights yet they can come out before the sun is fully eclipsed? In fact an LED would have scared these things off. This could have been a much better movie and maybe it will be done right sometime. There is some good scenes like when the alcoholic guy strikes the lighter and all the creatures appear around him. Is that enough to justify this? NO. 4 out of 10
Death Ring (1992)
dons beard
Death Ring must be watched to check out the quality of Don Swayze's facial hair. Rubber shares must have went through the roof looking at that jaw. It may be just dirt on there but if its real then why have we not seen more of this kind. He appears to have made his home in the jungle where surely he is the king. With a cast that most Hollywood execs would be creaming for this movie is a must have in any self respecting DVD collection. SPOILER (In my opinion this film cannot be spoiled) An all time classic scene is when the helicopter takes off at the end and all the dead bodies below are perfectly laid out in a circle. Only Don could cause mass destruction with such style.